Abe lay on the pavement, moaning in agony ...

291fifth

... as if spending a month in a mix of ice, snow and salty slush weren't enough, a rusty Plymouth Neon had just crushed his face into the blacktop of the parking lot. Can he be saved?

stinkinlincoln

Yea, try cpr and let us know what happens...

bushmaster8

...off in the distance, a dog barked.

braddick

<< <i>...off in the distance, a dog barked. >>


And off, in the further distance an old woman living in a shoe called the police to lodge a barking dog complaint.

dimples

The angels have stopped dancing on the head of a pin

JupitarCoins

<< <i>... as if spending a month in a mix of ice, snow and salty slush weren't enough, a rusty Plymouth Neon had just crushed his face into the blacktop of the parking lot. Can he be saved? >>



No put the old man out of his misery and euthanize him.

mrearlygold

Hmm, many an auction buyer:

Abe lay on the pavement, moaning in agony

Billet7

Are there any actors nearby?

Gemineye

<< <i>....Abe lay on the pavement, moaning in agony ... >>



Is the image of ..Longacre.. imbedded alongside of old crusty Abe....!?!?

WoodenJefferson

82 year old Dr. Kevorkian hobbles up to the fallen leader. Looking down, he mumbles something incoherent and then kicks the lowly token to the curb. Wandering off, he turns to look back as if to say, “I could not help you then, what makes you think I can help you now?”

gsaguy

Abe? Bear?

Bear

You called?

mikeyg

too bad that it was a copper 1943

BuffaloIronTail

"I am alone. Gazing through my window, on a freshly fallen snow.........and a rock feels no pain........

and an Island never cries".

Simon and Garfunkel. 1966.

Pete

TwoSides2aCoin

<< <i>... as if spending a month in a mix of ice, snow and salty slush weren't enough, a rusty Plymouth Neon had just crushed his face into the blacktop of the parking lot. Can he be saved? >>



Unsure of Lincoln's, but you sure saved face with this line

HoledandCreative

I saved this one. Not exactly creatively destroyed.

ricko

I have the remains of a '14D Lincoln (barely discernable, but there), severly damaged by sitting on a car battery (an old practice). At first I thought 'another damaged Lincoln'... then, upon closer examination, literally shouted 'S#!+!!' when I could barely make out the remains of the D. Sad, very sad. Cheers, RickO

AngryTurtle

It was a dark and stormy night.
Abe lay on the pavement, moaning in agony.
Suddenly, a shot rangout, a woman screamed, and a pirate ship appeared on the horizon...

ocon4008

TTIWWP