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Does this remind you of some people on this board? Onion

Good think this little smiley face makes it all good. image Let's add a wink to boot image

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  • nam812nam812 Posts: 10,600 ✭✭✭✭✭
    All kidding aside, what is the exact dollar amount necessary to make you go away?
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  • ElemenopeoElemenopeo Posts: 2,577 ✭✭


    << <i>All kidding aside, what is the exact dollar amount necessary to make you go away? >>


    No smiley. No wink. I'm very curious as well.

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  • ROCKDJRWROCKDJRW Posts: 1,330 ✭✭✭
    Sticking with The Onion theme:
    Local man is an idiot.
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  • firstbase23firstbase23 Posts: 464 ✭✭✭
    The little smiley face makes ok if you are only kidding. I seriously doubt that this is the case here. I don't post very often and even I am tired of your routine.
  • MintacularMintacular Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭
    Eleventy dollars and a '52 Mantle from elomenopea is all that is needed to rid me of this boardimage

    Why so defensive? Maybe I posted the article as some sort of mea copa? ("Bill-o-Clown": Your big word book (i.e. dictionary) will not have this Latin phrase...)

    Isn't it fun to give bullies a dose of their own medicine!
  • bobbybakerivbobbybakeriv Posts: 2,186 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Eleventy dollars and a '52 Mantle from elomenopea is all that is needed to rid me of this boardimage

    Why so defensive? Maybe I posted the article as some sort of mea copa? ("Bill-o-Clown": Your big word book (i.e. dictionary) will not have this Latin phrase...)

    Isn't it fun to give bullies a dose of their own medicine! >>



    I am afraid you won't find a dictionary, Latin or otherwise, with that particular phrase.
  • ElemenopeoElemenopeo Posts: 2,577 ✭✭


    << <i> Maybe I posted the article as some sort of mea copa? ("Bill-o-Clown": Your big word book (i.e. dictionary) will not have this Latin phrase...)

    Isn't it fun to give bullies a dose of their own medicine! >>


    I think "mea culpa" may be the phrase your trying to show Bill and everyone else how smart you are with. Look it up first, man.


  • daddymcdaddymc Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Maybe I posted the article as some sort of mea copa? ("Bill-o-Clown": Your big word book (i.e. dictionary) will not have this Latin phrase...) >>



    That's not Latin. Try mea culpa
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  • BarfvaderBarfvader Posts: 2,859 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Maybe I posted the article as some sort of mea copa? >>



    Oh I get it. Mea copa feela. image
  • SidePocketSidePocket Posts: 2,901 ✭✭✭
    I think Mint meant to say "me a dope-a"

    "Molon Labe"

  • cardbendercardbender Posts: 1,831 ✭✭
    Dancing onion reminds me of Fuzzdude. A great buyer and seller of vintage cards and a heck of a nice guy to boot.
  • smetsmet Posts: 359 ✭✭
    Its OK everyone. Mintacular probably invented Latin. Therefore he can create whatever Latin phrases he likes. image
  • ElemenopeoElemenopeo Posts: 2,577 ✭✭


    << <i>I think "mea culpa" may be the phrase your trying to show Bill and everyone else how smart you are with. Look it up first, man. >>


    "You're" may be the phrase you're looking for, jackass.
  • Yankees001Yankees001 Posts: 1,496
    Try to make your next thread interesting.

    Stupid is not interesting.

    Dumb is not interesting.

    random thoughts with no point is not interesting.

    I like your new icon. "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M DUMB"
  • Yankees001Yankees001 Posts: 1,496


    << <i>Eleventy dollars and a '52 Mantle from elomenopea is all that is needed to rid me of this boardimage >>



    I have eleventy dollars ($11 as stated).

    Elomenopea send him a 8X10 of Mantle from the '52 season (original not needed, just a modern print). A card is not stated, so a photo will do.

    Mintacular, I think we have a deal. I'll send the photo myself if needed!!!!

    Dave
  • MintacularMintacular Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭
    For those who have not yet read the onion article in the OT, it spells out perfectly the tactics used on by a few members on this board that I shall now refer to as drum roll please... "The Bully-Dike Gang"--a small, yet powerful force that controls ideas and order in the community.

    As I can determine thus far, the "Bully-Dike Gang" ringleader is of course "Bill-o-Clown" (Bill O'Reilly). He is backed up from time to time by Halos Fan Jeff, or Darth Vader (Dick Cheney). There are a few other members that I suspect to be "El Rushbo" (Rush Limbaugh) but need a few more threads to make that call (after all that is quite a damning accusation...)

    Lastly, below the leadership structure are several "Turd Blossoms" (Karl Rove) positions that seem to operate on a rotating basis but allow one or more members to step into that role from time to time.

    Got to bounce. BTW--if you are ever attacked/smeared wrongly on the board the verb "bullydiked" is a great way to signal to others what you are undergoing image
  • samspopsamspop Posts: 1,993 ✭✭✭
    Please note that not all board members from North Carolina are like mintacular.

    MBMiller25 (Matt) and I are actually pretty good guys.
  • thunderdanthunderdan Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭
    Has anyone seen "Dumb and Dumber" with Jim Carrey?
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  • BarfvaderBarfvader Posts: 2,859 ✭✭✭✭
    Darth Vader ????

    Who on here is Darth Vader? I'm confused. image
  • bobbybakerivbobbybakeriv Posts: 2,186 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>I think "mea culpa" may be the phrase your trying to show Bill and everyone else how smart you are with. Look it up first, man. >>


    "You're" may be the phrase you're looking for, jackass. >>



    LOL. Now, that is some good humor! image
  • Yankees001Yankees001 Posts: 1,496


    << <i>Darth Vader ????

    Who on here is Darth Vader? I'm confused. image >>



    I will be. He's my second favorite Star Wars caracter, atleast until the end (I don't like the good guys).

    The Emperor is the best.
  • Princess Leia in the brown flowing skirt thingy was always my favorite.
  • Yankees001Yankees001 Posts: 1,496


    << <i>Princess Leia in the brown flowing skirt thingy was always my favorite. >>



    No way. She was better as the Slave Girl!!

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  • << <i>No way. She was better as the Slave Girl!! >>



    That's what I awas talking about. She had on the flowing brown skirt thingy when she and Luke swung across the other thingy and her goodies were showing.
  • in general I find the Onion amusing, I however don't see the gang/bull mentality that you do. I do see a group of follks who call out d-bags for what they are. If you have to make threads like this, then you probably qualify for said title of douchebag. I'd wager that I disagree with the opinions, religion and ideology of 60% of the folks on the this message board, i dont see an angry mob coming for me. Let's face it, you got off on the wrong foot and it's only gotten worse, its not going to get better and eventually your going to get banned, especially if you continue down this pat....you should just accept it.
  • Yankees001Yankees001 Posts: 1,496
    Mintacular can be JarJar Binks. The only person George Lucas ever created that everyone hates.

    Any objections??
  • fattymacsfattymacs Posts: 2,581 ✭✭✭
    I always liked Boba Fett best, and Lando Calrissien (SP?) was as cool as the other side of the pillow.
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  • MintacularMintacular Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭
    All you have to do is buck up the elenventy dollars + 52 Mantle and I'm off like a prom dress. Well actually, there is one more FINAL thread I would post.

    It would be called "Trading my Way to every PSA 10 1983 Donruss card'" and this is how it would work. I would do a reverse LMNOP thread and start with the Mantle card (that has been given to me by you all) and trade my way down to owning every current PSA 10 1983 Donruss cards out there.

    From there, once I have all those cards, I would somehow piss off "Bill-o-Clown" b/c they would be in my possession, not his. Need to think about my next step...
  • CDsNutsCDsNuts Posts: 10,092
    One quick question: You're an idiot.
  • MintacularMintacular Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭
    I think you meant to say "You're an idiot?" (since you said it was a question).

    Which means that I may have started to win you over? Yeah, would I be so lucky!
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭

    Harold Carmichael! image
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  • thunderdanthunderdan Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭
    I love how mintacular has to caveat current thread title with "(off topic)."

    I'm trying to think of a topic he's started that's been on topic. Can somebody see about taking him out on the town at National? Clearly, he needs to get laid.
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  • Yankees001Yankees001 Posts: 1,496


    << <i>I love how mintacular has to caveat current thread title with "(off topic)."

    I'm trying to think of a topic he's started that's been on topic. Can somebody see about taking him out on the town at National? Clearly, he needs to get laid. >>



    I'm sure Cleveland has some gay bars or a Chipendales.
  • BarfvaderBarfvader Posts: 2,859 ✭✭✭✭
    Chip&Dale

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  • << <i>It would be called "Trading my Way to every PSA 10 1983 Donruss card'" and this is how it would work. I would do a reverse LMNOP thread and start with the Mantle card (that has been given to me by you all) and trade my way down to owning every current PSA 10 1983 Donruss cards out there. >>



    Not possible. I currently have 5 PSA 10 pop 1 commons and you can't have them.
  • smetsmet Posts: 359 ✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>It would be called "Trading my Way to every PSA 10 1983 Donruss card'" and this is how it would work. I would do a reverse LMNOP thread and start with the Mantle card (that has been given to me by you all) and trade my way down to owning every current PSA 10 1983 Donruss cards out there. >>



    Not possible. I currently have 5 PSA 10 pop 1 commons and you can't have them. >>



    Talk about all-time backfires. Way to think that one out Mintacular. image
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  • Nathaniel1960Nathaniel1960 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Mintacular can be JarJar Binks. The only person George Lucas ever created that everyone hates.

    Any objections?? >>



    I'd like to throw out brooding adolescent Anakin, played by brooding adolescent Hayden Christensen, as another universally disliked figure. Frankly, his acting BLEW GOATS, and from what I understand he is otherwise rather accomplished. I have said this before, I will not allow my Children to watch EP I - III until they are old enough to make the decision for themselves, as I feel it ruined the entire series for me.

    God gawd, Jar Jar.....Lucas truly has lost his mind.
    Kiss me once, shame on you.
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  • billwaltonsbeardbillwaltonsbeard Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>I'd like to throw out brooding adolescent Anakin, played by brooding adolescent Hayden Christensen, as another universally disliked figure. Frankly, his acting BLEW GOATS, and from what I understand he is otherwise rather accomplished. I have said this before, I will not allow my Children to watch EP I - III until they are old enough to make the decision for themselves, as I feel it ruined the entire series for me.

    God gawd, Jar Jar.....Lucas truly has lost his mind. >>



    Yeah, he wasnt DeNiro or Pachino but I think the character was so awesome it really didn't matter. The transformation to Darth Vader was awesome to watch. One of my favorite scenes from ANY of the 6 movies was in Episode 2 when he was recounting the killing of all of the Tusken raiders and the Imperial March theme played in the background.
  • gecko109gecko109 Posts: 8,231


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    << <i>No way. She was better as the Slave Girl!! >>



    That's what I awas talking about. She had on the flowing brown skirt thingy when she and Luke swung across the other thingy and her goodies were showing. >>




    No, no, no....hes talking about the Jabba the Hut scene!!! SMOKIN!
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  • << <i>No, no, no....hes talking about the Jabba the Hut scene!!! SMOKIN! >>

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    She was wearing the same thingy out in the desert(dessert?) when Luke rescued her and they swung from the rope thingy on his light saber thingy and the wind made her skirt thingy fly up and you could see her thingy.
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