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eBay limos rolling into HQ today

could be anything or nothing but i drive by their headquarters about once or twice a week and saw an escort (car, fellas) and two limos filled with dark suits pulling into eBay Park this morning.

gives us some humor as to what they might be up to before this gets poofed



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    19Lyds19Lyds Posts: 26,483 ✭✭✭✭
    I think they're having a lunch special at the Brass Rail! image

    For those that are unfamiliar with the Sunnyvale/Mtn View area of California, the Brass Rail is a restaurant/bar that could be translated into the "Brass Dancing Pole"!
    I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.



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    jessewvujessewvu Posts: 5,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
    They are investigating a piece of toast with Barak Obamas face on it that was recently sold by eBay CEO. Apparently, the purchaser had a MSN Live discount of 30% and is going to resell it to Al Sharpton for a "Pay to Play" seat on PayPal's Fraud Investigation team.
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    ziggy29ziggy29 Posts: 18,668 ✭✭✭


    << <i>For those that are unfamiliar with the Sunnyvale/Mtn View area of California, the Brass Rail is a restaurant/bar that could be translated into the "Brass Dancing Pole"! >>


    I used to work at Lockheed in Sunnyvale, so I'm well aware of it... image
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    Maybe it's the "Mob" paying Donahue a little visit <eg>
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    lasvegasteddylasvegasteddy Posts: 10,408 ✭✭✭
    a bailout meeting of the wigs...how much to ask for
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    everything in life is but merely on loan to us by our appreciation....lose your appreciation and see


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    Ebay's in trouble with the feds. image Though if that were the case it'd probably be suburbans instead of limos.
    aka Dan
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    MadMartyMadMarty Posts: 16,697 ✭✭✭
    I heard they were there to meet with Russ!!! image
    It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving!!!

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    lasvegasteddylasvegasteddy Posts: 10,408 ✭✭✭
    maybe the chinese counterfeiters are removing tha middle guy by buying ebay
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    everything in life is but merely on loan to us by our appreciation....lose your appreciation and see


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    BochimanBochiman Posts: 25,313 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That would be the group that picked Russ up.
    Something about him becoming their new topdog.

    I've been told I tolerate fools poorly...that may explain things if I have a problem with you. Current ebay items - Nothing at the moment

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    << <i>I heard they were there to meet with Russ!!! image >>



    Not with Russ-About Russ.
    Crazy old man from Missouri
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    They were all Power Sellers, some of whom had received their first negative feedbacks but were refused the right to leave negatives to the buyers warning others. Others had over 200 auctions pulled and destroyed for not showing the full reverse slab pictures of their coins. Still others had sold high-dollar items to unscrupulous buyers who'd returned the items, only to have the boxes full of stones, then did chargebacks with PayPal. In turn PayPal had refunded their money, leaving the sellers with no product and no money. Each brought their attorneys, promising to put eBay execs into litigation for the next 15 years.

    Expect eBay fees now to triple in order for eBay to recover their legal fees. Chinese sellers are now given free listings and are exempt from any rules others must follow, to bolster the number of listings, (although it's believed that rule has already been going on.) Power Seller FVF discounts will no longer be given to US sellers, and their fees will double if DSR's are not kept at 4.9 levels. Buyers no longer will have to pay for their items until they've received them. And if you no longer wish to sell on eBay, you'll be fined $2 a day until you list something.

    Have bought and sold on BST, many references available when asked.
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    What you missed was the black helicopter dropping money out the doors afterwards. Ebay has just been declared a Bank, and Big Ben sent in the posse to get them to sign over the rights to Wall Street.
    imageQuid pro quo. Yes or no?
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    I miss the Brass rail...........
    This is a very dumb ass thread. - Laura Sperber - Tuesday January 09, 2007 11:16 AM image

    Hell, I don't need to exercise.....I get enough just pushing my luck.
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    DoubleEagle59DoubleEagle59 Posts: 8,204 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Actually, I heard that Ebay is going to launch a new Coin Grading Service, and the 'suits' arriving in the Limos, are the top graders from PCGS, NGC and Anacs.

    Ebay lured them away by giving them huge signing bonuses, stock options and all the Beanie Babies they could carry.

    Rumor has it that even Al Hagar tried to get in but Ebay had sense enough to stop him at the doors.

    Another rumor has their coin grading headquarters in China.

    They still haven't decided on a name, so if anyone has a good one, please let them know....


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    OPAOPA Posts: 17,104 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bill Gates & his crew, just made a hostile takeover bid. They want their "Cash Back" from their promo.
    "Bongo drive 1984 Lincoln that looks like old coin dug from ground."
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    CoxeCoxe Posts: 11,139
    Obviously, they are working out plans to request some federal taxpayer bail out monies for PayPal. Limos and private jets are membership requirements for that club.
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    Never mind watching the limos. Let us know when the squad cars show up to arrest the execs for making so many criminally bad decisions.
    Good deals with: goldman86 mkman123 Wingsrule wondercoin segoja Tccuga OKCC LindeDad and others.

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    WoodenJeffersonWoodenJefferson Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭✭
    Meg Whitman is finally cleaning out her locker.
    Chat Board Lingo

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    YaHaYaHa Posts: 4,220
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    adamlaneusadamlaneus Posts: 6,969 ✭✭✭
    My guess is that it has to do with today's announcement of Amazon not honoring PayPal's "bill me later" feature. "Bill Me Later" was some sort of company that Amazon had a 10% stake in once upon a time. Then PayPal bought it.

    My guess is that the visit by the VIP suits was one last high-stakes brinksmanship (read: attempted extortion of truckloads of cash)...prior to the termination of this agreement.

    I have never understood "Bill Me Later". On the other hand, I have never understood why one would want to pay high interest rates when one can use a little planning to avoid that.

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