Rube is so old that when he was born the Dead Sea was just gettng sick
ahh yes -those were the days me and moses out in the pontoon boat with some sacramental wine,fishing poles, and freshly bought hoes from the sheik from arabeik good times , good times, (things was going good till i blew up a salt mine on the bank,all i wanted to do was fill me salt shaker) oops, my bad
it sure did get eary quick,who turned on t he daytime, i feel like im 91 rube want need to for go back sleep like paul did -ugggg
must lay down, you guys staert a thread and leave me to talk on by myself for hours haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa e and bob, and bill,jim, fred , paul, gonker, boiko, and slong had fun through making pictures and tryig to type with one eye and oe hand,still aint doing wothth a cht but i udestand me, that all that matters, it a seret laguaage, ya gotta weork on it or youll never learn anthing in life, in code, especialy english from the limeys most speake american, i speak ruebeanesenite sitnky. winky,blinky, bill, will, pill, and therest of you guys that never said happy birthday, better be thou fate for a milllstone to be tied aroud your neck than not to happy bitrthday the rube arg
Rube is so old when he was a young swinger he used to swing with the Rubbles and Flintstones
Another fine Thanksgiving treat by the Lions, if I find out who bought those last few thousand tickets to remove the blackout I'm sending Rube to take them out.
Fire the Fords....
-John
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Rube , I heard you kicked Chesty Pullers azz. I believe you were mentioned in his biography as the "Person who he feared the most".
I also heard that as a member of the chosin frozen , you actually pulled the bulldozers out with your teeth , using chains , once they froze up in the mud.
Can you confirm or deny these claims ?
" In a time of universal deceit , telling the truth is a revolutionary act " --- George Orwell
Rube's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to his apartment.
Rube's so old, his memory is in black and white.
Rube's so old, his social security number is 1.
Rube's so old, his birth-certificate expired.
Rube's so old, he has a picture of Jesus in his yearbook.
Rube's so old, he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Rube's so old, he's got Jesus' beeper number.
Rube's so old, when he was in school there was no history class.
Rube's so old, when he reads the bible he reminisces.
Rube shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "Arthritis."
There's a hole in my head where the rain comes in.
<< <i>Rube , I heard you kicked Chesty Pullers azz. I believe you were mentioned in his biography as the "Person who he feared the most".
I also heard that as a member of the chosin frozen , you actually pulled the bulldozers out with your teeth , using chains , once they froze up in the mud.
Can you confirm or deny these claims ? >>
Rube , I was hoping that you would confirm or deny this. Please clarify.
" In a time of universal deceit , telling the truth is a revolutionary act " --- George Orwell
<Randy I figured you would be passed out drunk by now...Unless ofcourse you already did that and now your up again> i went to my moms a hit my brother in law in the head with a chicken leg, that was pretty funny, we have a understanding, i hate him , and he leaves, him and my half sister are goldbricks i never even got a happy birthday from him or her lol- told em to get the pit bull out of the house or they would be burrying it in the backyard family get togetherss,gotta love em, and thats my family my wifes family is worse
round 2
it was a kfc chicken leg too- i should have kept it
im so old, when i went to school, i fooled around in the halls, i never went to class, i just fooled around in the halls, kids didnt take guns to school then either, there was suck a thing as fighting back then, we had a little honor anyways instead of blatent stupidity
im so old, i used to hang out with bigfoot and count vlad, who was a swell guy, some like to call dracula, he had a hobby of impaling 100,000 persians in the field in front of his castle in trasnylvania, beacause they though they was bad, they found out different, a combat action group was dispatched to india today for the so called terrorists ,that problem went away pretty quick good times this is the wisdom of the 10,000th post for the next generation never be the 1st to pass out at a party kids , or you wake up with a tatoo on yer a$$
Randy is dumber than a sack full of hammers and uglier than a hat full of a55holes.
Happy birthday old boy.
Collector of 1976 Topps baseball for some stupid reason. Collector of Pittsburgh Pirates cards for a slightly less stupid reason. My Pirates Collection
for those ofyou who never said it, happy birthday rube-celebration last a week usually, mabe more since it bounced achicken leg off my brother in laws head today-that was pretty good
pretty bad if they aint smart enuff to w ork an ak- take about 2 minute crash coase and you ready to rock iwent to see Australia today, old women everywhere at mall today looking for that bargin, glad they went in the movies it was good ui fell down this morning in the driveway and smashed both my kness in the concrete with these card boxed, i was cussing and throwiong em in the truck, lucky i pack things up good
<< <i>ui fell down this morning in the driveway and smashed both my kness in the concrete with these card boxed, i was cussing and throwiong em in the truck, lucky i pack things up good >>
Hey careful with my box............oh yeah and I hope your kness are ok.
<< <i>ui fell down this morning in the driveway and smashed both my kness in the concrete with these card boxed, i was cussing and throwiong em in the truck, lucky i pack things up good >>
Hey careful with my box............oh yeah and I hope your kness are ok. >>
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ahh yes -those were the days me and moses out in the pontoon boat with some sacramental wine,fishing poles, and freshly bought hoes from the sheik from arabeik
good times , good times, (things was going good till i blew up a salt mine on the bank,all i wanted to do was fill me salt shaker) oops, my bad
it sure did get eary quick,who turned on t he daytime, i feel like im 91
rube want need to for go back sleep like paul did -ugggg
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e and bob, and bill,jim, fred , paul, gonker, boiko, and slong had fun through making pictures and tryig to type with one eye and oe hand,still aint doing wothth a cht but i udestand me, that all that matters, it a seret laguaage, ya gotta weork on it or youll never learn anthing in life, in code, especialy english from the limeys
Another fine Thanksgiving treat by the Lions, if I find out who bought those last few thousand tickets to remove the blackout I'm sending Rube to take them out.
Fire the Fords....
-John
Ebay ID: jrconcessi
Collecting 1993 Finest Refractors & All Refractors 1993 - 2001, 1964 Topps Psa 8.5 or Better
Soon to be Collecting 1966 Batman Color and all Hall of Famers in all Sports in as High a Grade as I can Afford.
I also heard that as a member of the chosin frozen , you actually pulled the bulldozers out with your teeth , using chains , once they froze up in the mud.
Can you confirm or deny these claims ?
Lou
Rube's so old, his memory is in black and white.
Rube's so old, his social security number is 1.
Rube's so old, his birth-certificate expired.
Rube's so old, he has a picture of Jesus in his yearbook.
Rube's so old, he knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
Rube's so old, he's got Jesus' beeper number.
Rube's so old, when he was in school there was no history class.
Rube's so old, when he reads the bible he reminisces.
Rube shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis."
<< <i>Rube , I heard you kicked Chesty Pullers azz. I believe you were mentioned in his biography as the "Person who he feared the most".
I also heard that as a member of the chosin frozen , you actually pulled the bulldozers out with your teeth , using chains , once they froze up in the mud.
Can you confirm or deny these claims ? >>
Rube , I was hoping that you would confirm or deny this. Please clarify.
i went to my moms a hit my brother in law in the head with a chicken leg, that was pretty funny, we have a understanding, i hate him , and he leaves, him and my half sister are goldbricks
i never even got a happy birthday from him or her lol- told em to get the pit bull out of the house or they would be burrying it in the backyard
family get togetherss,gotta love em, and thats my family
my wifes family is worse
round 2
it was a kfc chicken leg too- i should have kept it
a combat action group was dispatched to india today for the so called terrorists ,that problem went away pretty quick
good times
this is the wisdom of the 10,000th post for the next generation
never be the 1st to pass out at a party kids , or you wake up with a tatoo on yer a$$
Happy birthday old boy.
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My Pirates Collection
Hope you had a good day Randy
<< <i>i got cards to sell and seperate, anybody wanna buy 1$
I'll buy your dollar... for... $500 dollars, PM me the PP addy.
Just makin sure
Good ol Vodka, makes me feel a little Commie
Shoulda opted fer the rum.
<< <i>I know, I'm hammered... Oh F***, and I'm talking to myself.
Good ol Vodka, makes me feel a little Commie
Shoulda opted fer the rum. >>
~ FYI ~
Randy mixes Vodka with Viagra,
He was found stinking drunk in the backyard shed humping his AK-47
Happy B-day!
rd
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BTW Randy,
4 your B-day!
rd
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pretty bad if they aint smart enuff to w ork an ak- take about 2 minute crash coase and you ready to rock
iwent to see Australia today, old women everywhere at mall today looking for that bargin, glad they went in the movies
it was good
ui fell down this morning in the driveway and smashed both my kness in the concrete with these card boxed, i was cussing and throwiong em in the truck, lucky i pack things up good
<< <i>ui fell down this morning in the driveway and smashed both my kness in the concrete with these card boxed, i was cussing and throwiong em in the truck, lucky i pack things up good
Hey careful with my box............oh yeah and I hope your kness are ok.
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<< <i>ui fell down this morning in the driveway and smashed both my kness in the concrete with these card boxed, i was cussing and throwiong em in the truck, lucky i pack things up good
Hey careful with my box............oh yeah and I hope your kness are ok.
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