The first annual Birthday ruberoast...Happy B day Man:)

lawnmowerman

Please don't be nice

lawnmowerman

Randy is so dumb the first auction he ever sniped he shot his computer

rube26105

great thread that was pulled, i cant get it into page form, clayton bigsby

lawnmowerman

Randy is so dumb he thought the Breeders cup was something you wear to help have kids.

StopYurWhining

What do you call an West Virginian with a sheep under each arm?

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A pimp named Randy!

StopYurWhining

why was your thread pulled??

lawnmowerman

Randy is so dumb when asked if he had the internet he said no I don't fish

jimrad

Randy is soooo old

he farts mummy dust !!

RUBEMAN

rube26105

why was my thread pulled-because im too powerful of course,and i was kicked off at the time and they wanted to squash all rube threads, goo thing i got 20 of em ,joe got em too




Randy can lead a horse to water AND make it drink

When Randy does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down

Randy does not sleep. He waits.

Randy counted to infinity - twice

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Randy

Jesus walked on water, but Randy swam through land

Crop circles are Randy's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Randy has 72... and they're all poisonous.

Randy can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Randy played in second grade.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Randy.

The Randy military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Randy could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

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gumbyfan
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Randy.

Randy can slam a revolving door.

Nobody does it like Sara Lee. Except Randy.

There is no such thing as global warming. Randy was cold so he turned the sun up.

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70chip
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Saturday October 04, 2008 9:57 PM (NEW!)



Randy spelled backwards is Ydnar

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TNP777
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Saturday October 04, 2008 10:09 PM (NEW!)



Randy is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Randy has allowed to live.

Randy once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Randy calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.






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CDsNuts
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Saturday October 04, 2008 10:36 PM (NEW!)



Randy kills things with guns.

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itzagoner
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Saturday October 04, 2008 10:39 PM (NEW!)



Randy is dandy.

but liquor is quicker.

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skilow
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Saturday October 04, 2008 11:53 PM (NEW!)



Is as guilty as OJ, whats the difference? Both broke rules and are being punished. Somehow I miss the point of all the outrage. Can someone fill me in?


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Blackborder
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Saturday October 04, 2008 11:56 PM (NEW!)



Randy spray painted his dog camouflage.

Had 37 confirmed kills in the army, and even more after basic training was over.

Slapped General Patton.

Singlehandedly invaded Russia and made them name their currency after him, "jist so's they won't ferget".

Ate Mike Tyson's children.

The M-16? Let's just say the first 15 models weren't up to Randy's standards.

Napalm was unofficially called rubepalm from 1967-1971.

The NFL retired #76 league-wide just because Randy "always liked that number".

Waterboarded a pack searcher in a Walmart bathroom.

Hunts deer with a flamethrower to save processing time.

Was actually present the last time the Cubs won the World Series.

Detonates small nuclear warheads during 4th of July festivities.






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css23
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Sunday October 05, 2008 12:00 AM (NEW!)





<< Is as guilty as OJ, whats the difference? Both broke rules and are being punished. Somehow I miss the point of all the outrage. Can someone fill me in? >>



Rube compared to OJ ??

Wow.


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JackWESQ
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Sunday October 05, 2008 12:02 AM (NEW!)



Stolen from the beer commercial, but still funny ...

Randy is the only person to have aced the Rorschach inkblot test.

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Sunday October 05, 2008 12:17 AM (NEW!)




4 out of 5 dentists reccomend Randy to patients who chew gum.

Randy is the man from Nantucket!

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StopYurWhining

You is uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits.

lawnmowerman

Randy is so dumb when asked if he was going to the Superbowl he said no I don't use public toilets especially really big ones.

rube26105

let the hate-fill your heart,dot hold it in,let it out-clyton bigsby

lawnmowerman

<< <i>let the hate-fill your heart,dot hold it in,let it out-clyton bigsby >>




Words from a wise man we can all learn from

rube26105

<The question of the day: Will you eat more Turkey Legs or drink more quarts of 100 year old Whiskey? LOL>

i have not yet bugun to get drunk, cept for all day , who need turkey, im as turkey and i got muy own bar, and i have a tooth too,can open bottes of beer with my teeth, and whiz out the widow while driving, im a master of the finer thing in life

jimrad

Randy is so old his social security number is 2

lawnmowerman

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and i have a tooth too,can open bottes of beer with my teeth >>




ouch...that hurts me just thinking of that

jeffcbay

Randy's home town decided to rename Main Street after him. Unfortunately, they had to rename it back after 300 pedestrians died the first week with the new name. NOBODY crosses Randy and lives...

jimrad

Randy is so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was the key to his apartment


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rube26105

deathtothehatters-that would be a good id

rube26105

i am so old, a crossed the deleware with george washington, and whittled his 1st set of toofers

SlAt

Sorry Matt... Maybe I'll come up with something better in the morning after I get my Rubeknap in.

Although Bench made Rube smell like smoke, He looked more like a Rose...

Happy Birthday Rubester



But the Funniest thing ever in the time I've been on this board is ...












When everybody became the Roastie



I actually fell out of my Chair

jimrad

Randy is so old.

He told me he had to go to Walmart. I said what are you getting and he said.......
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lawnmowerman

<< <i>Sorry Matt... Maybe I'll come up with something better in the morning after I get my Rubeknap in.

Although Bench made Rube smell like smoke, He looked more like a Rose...

Happy Birthday Rubester



But the Funniest thing ever in the time I've been on this board is

When everybody became the Roastie



I actually fell out of my Chair >>



That was my evil doings as well

Ironmanfan

Rube is so old it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes....

Happy Birthday!!!

qtisco

PICTURE SAYS ENOUGH...






NOW GO AND HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

qtisco

RUBE IS OFFLINE....I WONDER WHY????....

Darin

Rube is so cool he steals women from George Clooney.
Rube is so tough Arnold Swarzenegger told him, "I won't be back"

Sorry I bailed on you here lawnman, but hey, I'm scared of the guy. Just kidding......... maybe.

BunchOBull

Randy's so old that his wife legally changed his name to "Not without the little blue pill."

Happy Birthday Bud.

rube26105

wooooooooooooooo-rube had to take a step outside-im back now

rube26105

let he who is without sin, cast the 1st rube out the door

rube26105

man,thas benchrose pic is sweet isnt it, its 100000000 times prettier now, i could never catcha codac moment like that again for 25 cents and a nappy ho, if my writing gets worse, your brain aint werkin right
my birthday,my rules

rube26105

<where'd you go?>
hellin a bucket- it was warm
i escaped thru the tunnel from rubecave for a sec or 2 or however long it was, i have a old friend here, named stoney

lawnmowerman

<< <i><where'd you go?>
hellin a bucket- it was warm
i escaped thru the tunnel from rubecave for a sec or 2 or however long it was, i have a old friend here, named stoney >>




i have never met stoney

jimrad

<< <i>wooooooooooooooo-rube had to take a step outside-im back now >>



When Randy has to step outside...........

rube26105

hes a good ol boy,ww1 uniforms were made from stoney, he was a kind and generous soul that srtoney, george washington grew stoney,declatation of independence is written on stoney, he gets around

lawnmowerman

lol

rube26105

all hail the glorious wonders and rubismsover the past year, iwrite songs too, i cant sing em here thugh, i get banned again, im too cool to be old, 62 geez, i cant believe it,at least they give ya a check to ya if ya want it lol- too bad i already get mine for ocial security disabily/p.t.s.d/Coloneldom $,and another one of a undisclosed location like dick cheney, he shot that guy guy,that was funny, flashback, im back now , hello- who are you guys

jimrad

<< <i>he shot that guy guy,that was funny, flashback, im back now , hello- who are you guys >>



classic rubeism................

Randy you are one of a kind.............must be fun in the rubecave

jimrad

Careful Randy. He's out there and he's looking for you------------

rube26105

i got one of them opn the wall to , law rockets were nce throwaway weapons, shoot and drop
lets see some pics shall we
yes we shall shalt we
you do that
ok i will
smack
telling self to shut of and turniong on blabbath playlist.com-try it if you never have , youll didg it,


go get screwed

rube26105

yes i am santa claus

rube26105

i hateed sandbags as a em, officer it was great, 'fill them sandbags" ill be in the officers club working on a battle plan

rube26105

this way<------

rube26105

creeping death, are nice and warm this time of year though to say the least its 25 here

rube26105

when i was young geeze

rube26105

rube26105

jimrad

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priceless

rube26105

smith and wesson 45 or 9mm,right now, i dunno, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
try it, see how many you go thru

rube26105

rube26105