HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:16AM

Tonya is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:20AM

Tonya is so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

lawnmowermanswife · October 23, 2008 1:29AM

<< Tonya is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died. >>

LOL funny guy

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:34AM

Tonya is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:38AM

tonya is so old, she married sonic the hedgehog

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:39AM

tonya is so old, the founding fathers named a building in dc after her

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:39AM

<< tonya is so old, she married sonic the hedgehog

>>

Man I loved that game!

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:40AM

tonya is so old, she dont play the dozens, she invented em

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:40AM

Tonya is so old, that when she was in school there was no history class.

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:41AM

tonya is so old , she inspired walt disney for beauty and the beast(matt- beast-sorry)

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:42AM

<< and the beast(matt- beast-sorry)

>>

Thanks Randy, I kinda like that

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:43AM

tonya is so old, her social secuirty # is 1

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:44AM

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:45AM

Tonya is so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

stevek · October 23, 2008 1:46AM

Gee, i wonder if anyone will be sleeping on the couch tonight.

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:47AM

tonya is so od, she knew the beatles when they were the new kids on the block

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:48AM

I love my couch Steve. I have spent many a night drooling on myself there

thedutymon · October 23, 2008 1:49AM

Happy Happy Birthday Tonya !!!!
Neil in Colorado

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:49AM

tonya is so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples

stevek · October 23, 2008 1:50AM

I didn't realize Tonya was that old - Could she have been the model who posed for the Mona Lisa?

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:50AM

OHHHHHH, I'm telling on you Randy!!!

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:51AM

did i say happy birthday, 29 geeze, i got socks older than that from the zoot suit days

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 1:52AM

Tonya is so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.

stevek · October 23, 2008 1:52AM

<< I love my couch Steve. I have spent many a night drooling on myself there

>>

I think probably all husbands get the "couch treatment" at one time or another. LOL

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:54AM

tonya is so old, when she was born, the dead sea was just getting sick

bman90278 · October 23, 2008 1:55AM

My best birthday wishes and prayers for you Tonya on your big day today.

Brian

dan8402 · October 23, 2008 1:55AM

Tonya, I'm sorry this happened to you.

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:56AM

tonya is so old, she remembers when the garden of eden was just a yard

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 1:58AM

tonya is so old, she kissed a frog and it turned into matt

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 2:11AM

tonya is so old, she made matt his first lawmower tire when he got a flat,(evidence here)

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 2:13AM

tonya is so old, she is my 7801 post

happy birthday,i got the feelin im gonna get paid back on mine next month, i can feel it- im old though

Stingray · October 23, 2008 2:15AM

Tonya's first car!!

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Downtown1974 · October 23, 2008 2:20AM

Tonya is so old that when she walked past the cemetary, 2 people ran after her with shovels.
Happy Birthday Tonya!!!

nam812 · October 23, 2008 2:21AM

<< Happy Happy Birthday Tonya !!!!
Neil in Colorado >>

Or stand up if you'd rather.

Blackborder · October 23, 2008 2:23AM

I have no idea who you are but happy birthday!

mccardguy1 · October 23, 2008 2:45AM

<< tonya is so old, she remembers when the garden of eden was just a yard >>

And Matt was just the kid hired to mow it right?

lawnmowermanswife · October 23, 2008 2:52AM

<< I have no idea who you are but happy birthday! >>

stevek · October 23, 2008 2:55AM

Matt's getting ready to grab post #100 here, so he can say "Tonya, the happy birthday thread just reached your age"

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 3:02AM

<< tonya is so old, she remembers when the garden of eden was just a yard >>

i never thought of that, he was the lawnmower caveman then

Stingray · October 23, 2008 3:05AM

Matt watering the Garden of Eden

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 3:07AM

you are welcome for the animal hide undies matt,better than a leaf

i got to get some autos out now in the mail , but ill be back to slam some more

70chip · October 23, 2008 4:14AM

<< Tonya is so old, her birth certificate says expired on it. >>

Matt, that actually made me laugh!!!! Happy birthday Tonya-have a great day (even though you have to put up with that Matt guy)!!!!

dan8402 · October 23, 2008 4:40AM

Tonya is so old that she is quitting the hobby of being young.

lawnmowerman · October 23, 2008 5:14AM

I just got back from Target. Me and the girls went shopping for Tonya's birthday present.

How do you guys think I did? I was looking for one with a chrome wheel package but I think this will do just fine

SoonerCowboy · October 23, 2008 5:36AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONYA. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves picking on a woman about her age.... so here's mine:
Tonya is soooo old:
Her baby picture is hammered out on a cave wall in France and her birth stone is lava.

But really Tonya you're not even close to getting old. For my 41st birthday I got bifocals and for my 42nd I got blood pressure and cholesterol pills.

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 5:52AM

hey-thats what me and ping want, needs some armorment on it though, slow people get out the way beep beep

lawnmowermanswife · October 23, 2008 5:52AM

<< You guys should be ashamed of yourselves picking on a woman about her age.... so here's mine >>

LOL!

rube26105 · October 23, 2008 5:55AM

mingun to hit matt with

tennesseebanker · October 23, 2008 7:58AM

Happy Birthday Tonya, I'm getting you the same present as last year. Hope you like it.

lawnmowermanswife · October 23, 2008 8:01AM

100

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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