HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rube26105

as promised, you will be getting a jar of peanut butter, and a really funny saying to go with it that only matt knows-and some crazy guy that thought it up
happy birthday sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rube the elder statesman and kisser of babies

nam812

Happy Birthday Tonya.

Randy, that peanut butter has expired.

rube26105

so did my meds but i take em anyways

storm888

dan8402

<< <i>Happy Birthday Tonya.

Randy, that peanut butter has expired. >>



Is it just me, or does it look kinda green too?

stevek

Happy, 29th?

StopYurWhining

congrats!
and the peanut butter looks more like guldens mustard!

lawnmowerman

<< <i>Happy, 29th? >>



Wow Steve, do you have ESPN or something?


You nailed that one.

stevek

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<< <i>Happy, 29th? >>



Wow Steve, do you have ESPN or something?


You nailed that one. >>




She is a good looking woman, no doubt about that - in my opinion she could get into modeling if she wanted to.

nam812

<< <i>She is a good looking woman, no doubt about that - in my opinion she could get into modeling if she wanted to. >>



Matt, it's almost time for a restraining order.

stevek

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Matt, it's almost time for a restraining order. >>



Nam doesn't see the beauty there...he's more a Rosie O'Donnell type of guy.

lawnmowerman

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Matt, it's almost time for a restraining order. >>

stevek

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<< <i>She is a good looking woman, no doubt about that - in my opinion she could get into modeling if she wanted to. >>



Matt, it's almost time for a restraining order. >>



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Come on now...you post sexy pictures of Tonya in a hot tub....So what else am I gonna say?

lawnmowerman

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<< <i>She is a good looking woman, no doubt about that - in my opinion she could get into modeling if she wanted to. >>



Matt, it's almost time for a restraining order. >>



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Come on now...you post sexy pictures of Tonya in a hot tub....So what else am I gonna say? >>





I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer

rube26105

plead the 5th

rube26105

i couldnt find a good looking jar of peter pan peanut butter lol, i tried,even looked on the website

stevek

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<< <i>She is a good looking woman, no doubt about that - in my opinion she could get into modeling if she wanted to. >>



Matt, it's almost time for a restraining order. >>



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Come on now...you post sexy pictures of Tonya in a hot tub....So what else am I gonna say? >>





I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer >>




Good point - I remember you mentioned the story behind that.

But I remember when that pic was first posted, i didn't at first realize it was your wife, just thought it was a hot pic from some "girly" website. LOL

lawnmowerman

<< <i>i couldnt find a good looking jar of peter pan peanut butter lol, i tried,even looked on the website >>




That's okay Randy. At least it's not chunky style

lawnmowerman

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<< <i>She is a good looking woman, no doubt about that - in my opinion she could get into modeling if she wanted to. >>



Matt, it's almost time for a restraining order. >>



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Come on now...you post sexy pictures of Tonya in a hot tub....So what else am I gonna say? >>





I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer >>




Good point - I remember you mentioned the story behind that.

But I remember when that pic was first posted, i didn't at first realize it was your wife, just thought it was a hot pic from some "girly" website. LOL >>



It really wasn't her I said that back then when I did that thread. When you brought it up recently, I thought you were kidding around...lol


The chick did look alot like her though. If you saved that pic, check the "share a picture" thread, you will see what I mean

stevek

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Come on now...you post sexy pictures of Tonya in a hot tub....So what else am I gonna say? >>





I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer >>




Good point - I remember you mentioned the story behind that.

But I remember when that pic was first posted, i didn't at first realize it was your wife, just thought it was a hot pic from some "girly" website. LOL >>



It really wasn't her I said that back then when I did that thread. When you brought it up recently, I thought you were kidding around...lol


The chick did look alot like her though. If you saved that pic, check the "share a picture" thread, you will see what I mean >>



So that pic actually was a pic from a girly website, or at least from a sexy ad or something? LOL

No, I didn't save it.

skilow

Wow, I always thought "Tonya", was just Matts posting ID on the wekends, you know when he gets "all dressed up".

Just kidding, Happy Birthday "Tonya"

TNP777

Nothing witty to say. Just a simple "happy birthday, Tonya" will have to suffice.

rube26105

take her out a buy her a lava taco for me matt

lawnmowerman

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So that pic actually was a pic from a girly website, or at least from a sexy ad or something? LOL

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I just googled "hot chick" and it came up within the first few pages. I think it's gone now though.

That thread was just a spoof thread of another one with the same title, "Should I hit it"

lawnmowerman

<< <i>take her out a buy her a lava taco for me matt >>




She is in bed..... the whimp

rube26105

go buy me a lava taco then, im hungry lol-wife is over the hill in house

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I just googled "hot chick" and it came up within the first few pages. I think it's gone now though.

That thread was just a spoof thread of another one with the same title, "Should I hit it"

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i agree with ya though, from memory, that the model in the pic did look like Tonya...and that's a good thing.

In any event, I hope she enjoys a nice birthday.

PS: In case ya missed the thread, Tonya mentioned here that she was expecting from you a diamond studded, pearl necklace from you for her birthday - I told her not to worry about it - that Matt will come through with the present - money is no object.

rube26105

it was the hope diamond if i remember corectly wasnt it?

lawnmowerman

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You think a few shiny Emmitt cards on a string would work instead?

stevek

<< <i>it was the hope diamond if i remember corectly wasnt it? >>



it was...Tonya mentioned "That if Matt really cares about me, he'll break into the Smithsonian, bust that thick solid steel safe, and get it for me"

rube26105

<You think a few shiny Emmitt cards on a string would work instead?>

you can give her the barry bonds diamnd cut one i hacked up

stevek

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You think a few shiny Emmitt cards on a string would work instead?

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If that doesn't work, then sincere flattery always does work.

lawnmowerman

<< <i><You think a few shiny Emmitt cards on a string would work instead?>

you can give her the barry bonds diamnd cut one i hacked up >>



Oh yeah, that would work too

stevek

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You think a few shiny Emmitt cards on a string would work instead?

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If that doesn't work, then sincere flattery always does work. >>



And cheap flattery often works on women as well. LOL

rube26105

kiss from rube

lawnmowerman

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Randy, may I recommend a different shade of lipstick? That color doesn't bring out your eyes very well

rube26105

im a cyclops, i only have one eye on my forehead

nightcrawler

Uugh, I hate birthdays, they just make you older...



Lol, happy birthday Tonya

rube26105

yeah,i agree trent,they are cool when you are up to about 30
then the fun factor goes to about -10 every year after that

lawnmowerman

metalmike

Happy Belated B day! Bless you for being a Real American Mom and putting up with all of us kidz, not calling you old of course! Next year is the time for that!

rube26105

happy birthday at 5:47 am here

mickeymantle24

Happy Birthday!

BunchOBull

Happy Birthday to you!

StopYurWhining

"i couldnt find a good looking jar of peter pan peanut butter lol, i tried,even looked on the website"

sorry, i couldnt resist.

lawnmowermanswife

<< <i>Wow, I always thought "Tonya", was just Matts posting ID on the wekends, you know when he gets "all dressed up". >>





Thanks guys for the birthday wishes! You're right Mike, I'm not old until next year when I'll be 30 hahaha.

yankeeno7

Happy happy birthday!!

lawnmowerman

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Tonya is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

lawnmowerman

Tonya is so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

lawnmowerman

Tonya is so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

mccardguy1

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Thats freaking funny right there. I actually laughed out loud here at work when I read that!!! Thanks for the laugh Rube and happy birthday to Tonya!!