THE RUBE GOT BIT BY A COPPERHEAD CONTEST-WINNER-BUNCHOBULL:)

rube26105

what are the 3 funny things i did in the last 18 hours of significant worth?

winner gets this goose gossage 1984 donruss auto,in person, long before he got in the h.o.f-you will be guessing while i figure, happy hunting lol
hints/shooting a mammal/shooting something else that dont like me at all/ & drinking & cards/-gotta have specifics -itll be fun ill be back by 7 or 9 eastern to see if anybody is even xclose or -i need a nap really bad

CDsNuts

You blew up something, you shot something and you cursed somebody out.

lawnmowerman

Smashed your thumb with a hammer

Somebody cut you off while driving ,so you pulled him out of his car and kicked his ass right in the middle of the road. Then, you went and ate at Burger King

Kicked the post office door off the hinges because the guy behind the counter was rude with you



I won, no-one else needs to play

rube26105

no that was a few months back

bigfische

killed a rattlesnake- by biting off its head
polished your collection of human heads
stiffed a hooker

wolfbear

1 - Pranced around in your bathrobe whistling show tunes.

2 - Cooked up a breakfast of roadkill omelets for the family.

3 - Trimmed the hedges in your backyard with a machine gun.

MeteoriteGuy

You spent 30 min. in the Rube Cave that turned into 2 hours.

You filled out a few TTM requests.

You exterminated a rat (with explosives of course).

lsutigers1973

Did some charity work for the Boys & Girls Club of America.

Went to church.

Escorted an elderly lady across the street.

Thanks for the contest, I will PM you my mailing address.

BunchOBull

1. took the 4 wheeler into the lowlands and went mud bogging
2. had a bullet ricochet off the steels and shoot a glass of sweet tea on the porch
3. told local police officer that unless he wanted to lose a finger, he should take his hand off of your Smith and Wesson

sfmays24

1) Cleaned out your belly button (finally).
2) Sorted a 1 card set.
3) Had a "real good time" with your neighbors dog.

rube26105

Did some charity work for the Boys & Girls Club of America.

Went to church.

Escorted an elderly lady across the street.

ha THATS FUNNY, MY EBAY AND THIS ADDRESS IS MY SONS BY THE WAY, SO I DONT LIVE I VIENNA, I LIVE IN BFE,think volcano,wv ,if u can even find it on google, i know u wont find me or an address for me, son and me have same name except we are in diff towns,i am randall( dont laugh dammit),then about 40 miles thru where cars with 2 inch clearance donr make it very far



haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--kindness is not part of code of the hills lol

RipublicaninMass

cursed out a jehova's witness
made a prank phone call
burnt something

tennesseebanker

Took a Dump outside and wiped with a beer can

Stuck a grenade in a possums but and pulled the pin

Master baited with sand paper then took a bath in rubbing alcohol.

rube26105

sorry,sfmayas, no neighbors
i have no local police officers, they think there are still revenuers where i live, im not in vienna-thats my son, he does all the ebay and all my mail goes thru him because hicks like to steal stuff but they dont caome down my road...ever

Bosox1976

Pistol-whipped a salesman

Dry-humped a widow

Soiled your trousers

rube26105

i did chit my pants last week,but thats just a vicious rumor started by robert byrd

BunchOBull

hahaha excellent

stevek

Got caught up on that knitting project.

Tried a new vegetarian, low calerie recipe.

Used a white glove and carefully checked the top of the furniture for any possible dust.

rube26105

i dusted the rubecave 5 years ago i like my dust

SoFLPhillyFan

Dressed up like Janet Leigh.

Sliced up the shower curtain with a butcher knife.

Poured pig blood down the drain while chanting "splendid" a la Alfred Hitchc--k.


Is that "Psycho" enough.

perkdog

1-Shot the paper boy with a BB gun for missing your porch the last few days
2-Shot a hole through your living room wall while drinking moonshine and cleaning your rifle
3-Made a threatening phone call to PSA regarding the fact that you retired your 1950 Bowman Football set due to the .5 bump up thing.

rube26105

ha good ones paul lol- dont have a peperboy though, damn carolj and 8.5 psa conjob
im still waiting for that auctiontoo lol- milehigh pushed it back to august in sending out the catalogs in middle of aug because of 3 outher aution ghouses having big ones at the same time, so i just got stuck!!

julen23

1- gave yourself a dirty sanchez, thus renaming it "dirty rube"
2- stiffed a hooker (okay, i steal -ish too)
3- got pegged by aforementioned hooker

J

rube26105

a "dirty rube" i like it, im honored to be named after mr sanchez
i stay away from ho's. last time i was in a stip club i started a riot
be back at 7;30 or so, think on the original post

swartz1

won a substantial amount on the lottery...
sold a high dollar military item...
bought a significant item you always wanted...

rube26105

2 are things that are pretty uncommon to even me and most people to happen on an average day at the same time ,today is not an average day,maybe you can tell by the way in typing lol- bad day- not good-fun factor -10-

baseballfan

blew up some trees, shot some crows and stayed up all night

rube26105

i do that all the time though,thats not unusual ,2 are strange events,even for me,

Bosox1976

Had a solid bowel movement

Cooked something with a pan

Applied Gold Bond liberally

BobaFett72

1. took a shower
2. had a regular bowel movement
3. blew something up.

perkdog

BobaFett72

hmm.. strange EVEN for Randy...

1. Blew something up, but lost a body part
2. voted Democratic
3. Invited a Mormon missionary into his home and converted immediately.

swartz1

2nd guess...

Went to Church (for a baptsim)
Flew a kite
Kite got stuck in a tree...

SoFLPhillyFan

Got drunk

Lost money playing poker

Shot a bear

DrJ

1.) Attended an Obama rally

2.) Listened to Rap Music

3.)Tipped a cow

Bosox1976

Stood on 15 against a face

Flogged the bishop

Sold your memoirs

and5zac

shot a dog,
then shot a snake
then got drunk and fell up a hill!




Lou

calaban7

( 1 )-- Had Gary over for lunch. Did not Hanibal Lector him, mutilate him or even notice his Uncle Fester look.

( 2 )--Burned all your Mark McGwire refractor cards.

( 3 )-- Watched a WNBA rerun and with the help of a case of MD22 , thought it was some good ball.

fuj

OK Randy, here's my guesses:


Shot a family member with a paint gun

Lost playing strip poker

Shot at some sort of inanimate object on your property thinking it was an intruder

Publius

1. Stripped down to your underwear, put on a ski mask, grabbed a gun and pretended there was an intruder in the house

2. Watched old re-runs of little house on the prairie, cried at the part when Pa Ingalls realized he had the best dang-gummed family in town.

3. Jumped in the tractor, went into town to buy a new suit at Walgreens

TNTonPMS

Oh . . .Oh Oh , I got it !

1. Went into town stopped at Walmart & Target to look for cards .

2. Picked up 2 bottles of Cherry Boones Farm & watermellon

3. Picked up George Carlin DVD's

Edited to add : Got into a fight on the way back because the guy in front of you gave you the finger when you asked him to move m then you gave him a cross body block and an atomic knee drop , then as he was down , you climbed on top of the top shelf and gave him the super fly Snooka treatment

metalmike

kissed /had sex with the wife --- spilled drink on cards--- shot a wild turkey

TNTonPMS

1. Went into town stopped at Walmart & Target to look for cards .

2. Picked up 2 bottles of Cherry Boones Farm & watermellon

3. Shot that pesky dog down the way or is that a wolf
and shot a 8 point buck that happened to walk onto the Rube property

zep33

farted in the bath tub

forgot to take the truck out of reverse and backed into something

got sick and tired of sorting base A & G cards so you burned them

css23

Cancelled dinner reservations with Clint Eastwood

Recieved a TTM request from Chuck Norris

Did a few donuts around the police station in your 57

rube26105

2 of the 3 are on here by so fillyfan-if anybody gets the last one, ill be impressed,ive had a chitty day to say the least -ill go to 12 am,think bad lol

bigfische

1) high speed chase
2) while drunk
3) in a tank

rube26105

1.Got drunk-righto
2.Shot a black bear last night creeping around, know i hit it,but other thing next kinda kept me from following the blood trail this morning lol-bingo
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VitoCo1972

Got recalled into the service. Flew to Afghanistan, hiked to the Pakistani mountains, killed Osama...home for dinner? We have a winner, right? PM me for my address.

perkdog

<< <i>1.Got drunk-righto
2.Shot a black bear last night creeping around, know i hit it,but other thing next kinda kept me from trailing it lol-bingo
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Ok- after you shot it you began jumping up and down in excitement and the rifle knocked down a hornets nest and you had to bolt?

BunchOBull

shot yourself in the process?