My favorite negative feedbacks...

MrEureka

Reviewing my feedback, I find 3 negs. Two are worth sharing:


VERY DUMB BUYER. WATCH OUT FOR THIS NEG. FEEDBACK HAPPY HO


I OFFERED YOU A SOLUTION AND YOU DID NOT ACCEPT IT AND CALED ME A MIDGET


What gems lie in your feedback profile?

Cam40

you called someone a midget?

moonshine

This is one where the person kept trying to get me to lower price after auction ended. I lowered it just to get rid of them .... and then they wanted me to lower it some more!




Entire transaction was horrible! Learned a lot about ebaying!

Buyer:
Reply Kept trying to get me to lower price more. I did & NOOB still would NOT PAY!!

Rating withdrawn - No-Show to online dispute service
Feedback withdrawn because member did not respond to formal mediation request.

ChrisRx

LOL

speety

I got my first neg last month...and deserved it.

My sister who's in college bought a cheap $2 mug glass but didn't bother to tell me (my mom, sister, and i all share the same name, we don't buy much). Well anyway, a month later i realize i had an unpaid item...paid for the item and apologized, but by that point the neg was there and probably deserved.

Mark

lordmarcovan

Midget?

I only have one. Long story, told on the forum when I got it. Don't remember the wording of the neg.

Pretty straightforward, really, as the feedback was partly deserved for my poor communications.

Fast summary- coworker saw fancy pair of $200 racing skates on eBay, didn't have account, nice old me offered to buy them if coworker would send money order to pay seller, coworker said yes he would, I thought nothing more of it for a good while, asked coworker if he'd sent money order, coworker lied and said yes, seller emailed me but I was offline for a while, seller didn't get paid and I got a semi-deserved neg.

For a stinkin' pair of skates I never would have bought in the first place.

Stupid me, for trusting the lying coworker.

Stupid me, for being too nice.

Stupid me, for not checking email more often.

There it is.

PS- at least I had the satisfaction of seeing the lying coworker get fired not long afterward.

TwoSides2aCoin

Like the midget who gets rear ended when the driver behind him slid on gravel and bumped into him at a stop sign. He gets out of his car and runs back to the driver of the car which hit him. Angrily he shouts " Im NOT HAPPY".

The guilty driver looks COINfused and responds with "Oh ? Which one are ya ? "

notwilight

Great pair to share. I laughed out loud at the Midget one.

jdillane

My first neg came in retaliation. I won a shirt and the collar was an inch smaller than stated in the auction description and the sleeves were 1.5 " shorter. I notified the seller that the shirt was useless to me and I wanted to return it.

Seller replied that I probably gained weight and did not want to admit it!

So, I negged him and got one back!

DJCoinz

<< <i>Reviewing my feedback, I find 3 negs. Two are worth sharing:


VERY DUMB BUYER. WATCH OUT FOR THIS NEG. FEEDBACK HAPPY HO


I OFFERED YOU A SOLUTION AND YOU DID NOT ACCEPT IT AND CALED ME A MIDGET


What gems lie in your feedback profile? >>

That last one almost made me fall out of my chair. Did you really?

coindeuce

Just one from a blow-hard NPB after I gave him all the flexibility in the world. Even called him on the phone, and caught him in a direct lie. S.O.B stories about having to pay for medical expenses for a sick wife, all the while entering many more bids with other sellers... NARUed shortly afterwards.

garsmith

I have no negs for buying or selling; I have also never given a neg!

Mar327

Well geez Andy, you did call me a sawed off runt - I didn't have enough space to write all that but midget fit. That's the last time I'll offer YOU a solution.

























LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

robkool

LOL !!!

IwantNonCCs

Thank you for the nice addition! Buyer: slurpylady ( 444) Jun-23-07 12:27
Follow-up by slurpylady (Jun-25-07 08:21):
This should have been positive! Very good seller!

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DJCoinz

<< <i>Thank you for the nice addition! Buyer: slurpylady ( 444) Jun-23-07 12:27
Follow-up by slurpylady (Jun-25-07 08:21):
This should have been positive! Very good seller!

-- (#120129670857) >>

Whoops! Guess it's not really funny though, I'd be mad as heck if that happened to me.

seatedcoins

Lol

PerryHall

NEG---"Here's your feedback. Are you happy now?"

Casman

When looking through some spouse listings awhile ago, I found one with a low price by this seller, one of my previous buyers was a high bidder and I emailed him and said, Be careful, i almost bid on this one too but the sellers a nutball...Here's the link to his feedback left for othersFeedback left for others


You have to click feedback left for others, it wouldn't link direct...

dorkkarl

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i, my friend, have a whole collection of classic ebay f/b's. it's a hobby of mine, &, here's a very short sampler:

"three times in the last week I've soiled myself. YOU tell ME why."

"Is HUMAN. Has increased capacity for REASONING. Not a MONKEY. ...BRAINS... "

"Whatchu say? You call me on da telephones and talkin SMACK about me? No no no!"

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

K S

pontiacinf

I dont have one yet in 445 transactions since jan 1998, but ya never know when one will popup. With all the new ebay rules, and scammers, I do not think I want to sell coins on ebay anymore.

think I would rather use the BST

rgCoinGuy

I just can't get over the Midget comment in the first post.

roadrunner

DO NOT DEAL WITH THIS GUY!!! NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!!!

Easily the most difficult person I have ever experienced on ebay - Argues a slab

Buyer Does Not Follow Simple Policy!Thinks he's smarter than PCGS?Coin was nice

Not as good as Andy's, but I'm proud of these 3 from 3 scam artist types. And to think I had the nerve to "argue a slab!" That particular coin had a washed out reverse photo on a 65RD old holder Lincoln...hiding a humongous fingerprint the size of Illinois.

roadrunner

MrHalfDime

I don't have any negative feedbacks myself, but I recall a member here once telling about a negative feedback that he received after selling a half dime on eBay. The transaction was completed successfully, and without incident, but the buyer left a negative feedback because the coin was ..... too small.

ProofArtworkonCircs

I saw a pair the other day that got me. A newbie buyer gave a neutral for slow mailing. The dealer responded witha negative that said "leaves bad feedback". That sure sounds like retalitory (and escalating) feedback right on the face of the statement.

dizzyfoxx

<< <i>you called someone a midget?


>>



C'mon now, vertically challenged.

seatedcollector

i have two negs, both from non paying bidders, one guy took 60 days to pay, then when he wanted to pay, i was out of town so i couldnt NEXT day air the thing to him, he wrote: "tried to pay several times but buyer was never around"

i do have an interesting neutral though, something to the effect of "coin was overgraded" and there is absolutely NO mention of ANY grade in the description

some of the positives are better yet, how about: "nice coin but a bit overpriced" (this was a coin that i started at 99c and sold for roughly $75) or: "shipping was slow, but the item was better than expected" this was a guy in california that got his item in five days (im in michigan)

sometimes i truly believe that ebay buyers are some of the dumbest people on the planet

OffMetal

My first eBay transaction was in 2001 or so, when I was 9 or 10. It was a negative one... I bought a 1990 proof set (my birthyear) for $21.50 and I had my parents send a check for me (after I pay them), but got no coins! Discouraging, but I guess I was lucky that it wasn't a big loss (at least that's what I feel now ).



<< <i>Check was cashed but didn't received item, won't return e-mails, don't buy !!!!! >>



EDIT--

My favorite feedback from eBay:



<< <i>payed by money order and it is real thanks >>

Newcomp103

This is one of the reasons why I kindly ask to not have any feedback left for me on Ebay!

OffMetal

Here is a few I found:

WHOA! A+STINKY CHEESE! Just opened the box and it left a stain on my ceiling!
The baby seal steaks were DELICIOUS as was the dolphin meat. Wine suggestion?

DRUGS? NA, I GET MY HIGH SELLING TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
WHO NEEDS CHOCOLATE WHEN I HAVE THIS BUYER ... NO CAFFIENE NEEDED
WHONEEDS A GENIE 2GRANT ME WISHES WHENALL I NEED R BUYERS LIKE YOU!
I'll bid on you til there's nothing left but crumbs! Then I'll bid on the crumbs!
Corn on the cob is nice, because the cob never shouts GET ME BEER, WOMAN!
Santa brought me cookies 4 xmas. I did not eat them, I sold them on ebay.
Seller uses only nice round numbers, like $10 and $12. NOT like $73.98. Thanks.
I am a walrus. I type using my flippers. Hee Hee.
The Lord only granted me one child, and she died. Anyway, you were great. A+A+
I am bigger than you so leave me a good feedback.
Fast delivery. Precision machined parts. Clearly labeled chemicals. Discreet. A+
I was once told that HOTDOGS are the foods of CHAMPIONS. Then I tripped and fell
I once had a fork. it looked like a spoon, so I called it a spoon. Was I wrong?
I was going to leave feedback, but the window's open and now I'm cold. Soory!
When I open boxes of cereal, you should be inside. Yes, you're THAT GOOD!
Prompt, yet VAGUELY malodorous. Will CERTAINLY do more business. Has POOL!
Duck....Duck....Duck....Duck! Goose! Your It! Now leave me my feedback!
When life gives you a lemon, put it on ebay and I will bid on it.
I was impressed by your TECNIQUE. You sell, I bid. Smart! Will u have my baby?
If u pull the legs off a daddylongleg? Then what do u call it? Daddy?
As far as I know this person is not a demon. Got the cash anyway so I am cool.
Thank you for trusting this Hippy with your cash. I wont disapoint!
Nice Ebayer, 1 of my favorite Ebuyers Thanks for the Ecash! I buy more Estuff!
Buyer was never mean to me! Most make me cry but this one did not. Thank you. A+
Wow. You gave me money for something I wasn't using. Your my hero, man!
Payment flew in so fast I had to duck! Bumped my head, but it wasn’t the buyers fault.
Once left, I cannot edit or retract this feedback. So thank you for paying me.
YEEHAW, I got me a BUYER! I told them that bubble wrapping college would pay off!
Paid instantly using PayPal. Seller pays well to others! : )
This guy ordered my stuff and PAID for it! Way to go Guy!
Thanks for helping me clear out some of my closet space! A+
A+ ~I shipped your item today & let me say: that postman was VERY goodlooking! ~A+
Thanks to you I can eat again this week! Thank you Ebay buyer!!
She came, she saw, she bid, she WON! Then she left me & forgot to feedmeback
A+ ~ Sorry this feedback is late. I was thinking of what to say & fell asleep~A+
YOU WERE GREAT! Sorry about slow shipping, my pony had to stop for a drink
The fastest payment in all of ebay! yehaw reeeba reeba yahoo! Speedy gonbuyer!
thanks for the thing i bought & all the free wads of newspaper
My feedback from you is being held hostage. What are your ransom demands?
Item shipped promptly & in good condtn. But I should have not bid on my bday presents from my parents.
The plain brown packaging seemed to have worked like a charm & fooled my wife. Thanks!!!
The way you wrote my zip code makes me weak in the knees. Such BOLD stroke! Yum!
Very polite but I never spoke to him. Great item but I never bought it.
This seller is so great that I asked him to marry my daughter & I don't even have one.
Hot diggidy Dang! Payment was so fast it nearly knocked me outta my chair!
My mom always said eBay is like a box of chocolates. You never know whatcha gonna git.
I bid. I pay. You sent. I played.
My wife is so mad at you for sending me the engine. She blames u for her never seeing me anymore!
I was hoping that by bidding on this it would make me famous. It didn't work. Life goes on.
I bought this item and if fits GREAT! But my brother still says I'm ugly. : (

roses are red-violets are blue-i steal stuff from Walmart-and sell it to you.

Barberian

I just saw one negative for a seller (wsmmbe) because the buyer (kingpinbossman199) was surprised and disappointed by the small size of a half dime. Unbelievable.

cinman14

<< <i>Like the midget who gets rear ended when the driver behind him slid on gravel and bumped into him at a stop sign. He gets out of his car and runs back to the driver of the car which hit him. Angrily he shouts " Im NOT HAPPY". >>



Damn I'm getting old took me awhile to get this one. I am assuming it has to do with SnowWhite.

Res

<< <i>

<< <i>Like the midget who gets rear ended when the driver behind him slid on gravel and bumped into him at a stop sign. He gets out of his car and runs back to the driver of the car which hit him. Angrily he shouts " Im NOT HAPPY". >>



Damn I'm getting old took me awhile to get this one. I am assuming it has to do with SnowWhite. >>



Would this be as funny if he said "I'm Grumpy"? No - I guess not.