New Grading Company (parody)

(Posted this on another list and it got a few laughs, wanted to show you guys as well...)
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Just wanted to let you guys know abouty the latest rage in Coin Collecting. This is going to be bigger than the Whitman Tri-Folder. That's right the cat has knawed a hole in the bag and gotten out! Bonedigger Grading and Numismatic Trust has been established. Orders being taken immediately. Get with the program, don't be left on the launch pad...
Here are a few sneak peaks inside company headquarters, you won't be disappointed...
A Warm Welcome from our President/Founder/CEO.
Welcome
Insider message from the President/Founder/CEO
Insider
Company CEO and HeadGrader Bonedigger hard at work, making the customers happy all the time...


A Few More Candid Shots.


And finally, the results of the TRIPPPLE Checked quality control standards BONEDIGGERs has implemented...
Trippple Check
Here is an example of our EXCLUSIVE MS-70 Presidential Service and the quality assured STICKER we affix to only the best.

When you're not sure of which direction to turn, turn to the BNT. We work with you...

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Just wanted to let you guys know abouty the latest rage in Coin Collecting. This is going to be bigger than the Whitman Tri-Folder. That's right the cat has knawed a hole in the bag and gotten out! Bonedigger Grading and Numismatic Trust has been established. Orders being taken immediately. Get with the program, don't be left on the launch pad...
Here are a few sneak peaks inside company headquarters, you won't be disappointed...
A Warm Welcome from our President/Founder/CEO.
Welcome
Insider message from the President/Founder/CEO
Insider
Company CEO and HeadGrader Bonedigger hard at work, making the customers happy all the time...


A Few More Candid Shots.


And finally, the results of the TRIPPPLE Checked quality control standards BONEDIGGERs has implemented...
Trippple Check
Here is an example of our EXCLUSIVE MS-70 Presidential Service and the quality assured STICKER we affix to only the best.

When you're not sure of which direction to turn, turn to the BNT. We work with you...

100% DAV, Been There and Done That!
166 BHDs & 154 Die Varieties & Die States...
Bust Half Nut Club #180
Festivus Yes! Bagels No!

166 BHDs & 154 Die Varieties & Die States...
Bust Half Nut Club #180
Festivus Yes! Bagels No!

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