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  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Joey, you still going on. Let me know when the Bucs make it into the playoffs. Or better yet, let me know when the Bucs have more superbowl rings than a certain wrestler in WWE image >>



    Joey is famous for popping in and making a few quick outlandish comments then deflecting the responses to him off on another "this just in" type rant. He lives in a fairy tale land where his Bucs are going to make a Super Bowl run every season.. image
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My question is, does any team come close to the depth the Patriots have at wideout? Talk about a very productive off season huh?


    Its almost not even fair how good the Patriots are going to be this year, as far as an NFC Super Bowl opponent does it even matter?


  • << <i>My question is, does any team come close to the depth the Patriots have at wideout? Talk about a very productive off season huh?


    Its almost not even fair how good the Patriots are going to be this year, as far as an NFC Super Bowl opponent does it even matter? >>



    They don't play the games on paper.

  • Perk... you know i am with the Pats all the way... and on paper they look good... but always remember... if they dont have chemistry together.. then they will struggle. I hope that is not the case and that they can continue having success year after year.
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Perk... you know i am with the Pats all the way... and on paper they look good... but always remember... if they dont have chemistry together.. then they will struggle. I hope that is not the case and that they can continue having success year after year. >>




    I know, I know! Im just throwin' some SMACK talk out there in honor of Joey Stalin's inevitable trip to the woodshed, that is all.
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    I remember when they were saying Randy Moss and Jerry Porter were the next Marvin and Reggie..not. We all know that Moss only
    cares about one person and that is Moss. If Brady isn't chucking it to him every down, Moss is going to pout and half *** a route.
    After Moss, I see no one at the WR position....maybe some has beens but no depth. Isn't Reche Caldwell still fighting for a starting
    position? LOL I pitty the fool that roots for the patsies this year!

    oh and if anyone has any 99 contenders Jeff Garcia rookies let me know! thx

    JS
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>I remember when they were saying Randy Moss and Jerry Porter were the next Marvin and Reggie..not. We all know that Moss only
    cares about one person and that is Moss. If Brady isn't chucking it to him every down, Moss is going to pout and half *** a route.
    After Moss, I see no one at the WR position....maybe some has beens but no depth. Isn't Reche Caldwell still fighting for a starting
    position? LOL I pitty the fool that roots for the patsies this year!

    oh and if anyone has any 99 contenders Jeff Garcia rookies let me know! thx

    JS >>



    I love it! JS talking out of his rear end again,if you had an oppurtunity to add Moss to your keystone Kops receiving corps you would in a heartbeat! He can jump on board with our system or not, doesn't matter in our spread attack offense!!

    "Pitty the Fool"? PUULEASE, MR.T went out almost as long ago as your Yucs were contenders...
  • awwwww poor Kevin. Its ok that the Pats are a dynasty and the Bucs are... well... i would call them has beens.. but whats the point. The Pats are the team everyone wishes they could be on... and the Bucs are the team... well... lets just say they might have a chance against a high school team.
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kevin..................... About another week and reality will be settling in- in the Woodshed!
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    Im going to predict that the Jets are going to show up week one and make the "dynasty" look silly. Im going to also say that Leon
    Washington is going to make your paper bag defense take another look at themselves.

    Patsies are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overrated. They get a call from the refs to get into the super bowl and now they are claiming that they are
    the 70's Dolphins! You better hope that Brady or Maroney don't go down with injuries, afterall you have been very lucky in the past.

    Bucs are looking at 11-5, maybe 10-6 if we have a bad week here and there!

    JS
  • grote15grote15 Posts: 29,695 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Im going to predict that the Jets are going to show up week one and make the "dynasty" look silly.

    FINALLY, we agree on something JS! image

    I'll even root for the FSU alum Washington & Coles to do some damage, too!


    Collecting 1970s Topps baseball wax, rack and cello packs, as well as PCGS graded Half Cents, Large Cents, Two Cent pieces and Three Cent Silver pieces.
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Im going to predict that the Jets are going to show up week one and make the "dynasty" look silly. Im going to also say that Leon
    Washington is going to make your paper bag defense take another look at themselves.

    Patsies are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overrated. They get a call from the refs to get into the super bowl and now they are claiming that they are
    the 70's Dolphins! You better hope that Brady or Maroney don't go down with injuries, afterall you have been very lucky in the past.

    Bucs are looking at 11-5, maybe 10-6 if we have a bad week here and there!

    JS >>




    Im not sure I should even address this rhetoric but I will...

    Im totally OK with your "prediction" you are entitled to that just as anyone is.

    How are the Patriots overated? We have got arguabley the best QB in the game, the BEST coach in the game, a talented big-time O-line with a speedy versatile RB running behind it with a powerfull Sammy Morris for short yardage and Kevin Faulk as nice compliment scat back. Our system revolves around spreading the ball around to a group of WR's who can make plays-not to mention a very althetic TE in Ben Watson. Need I mention our STUD D-LINE Kevin? Or our talented group of LB's anchored by Adalius Thomas and Mike Vrabel? We look good on paper and on the field my silly Bucs fan.

    Enough about the "lucky call" it is almost as old as when your YUCS won the super bowl, get over it. And in case you dont remember we had a few more super Bowls after that unlike your franchise going down the toilet after their win.

    As far as injuries, we have dealt with them in the past so I dont know what you meen by "lucky" there...

    I GAURENTEE my PATS will once again make a run at the Super Bowl while you Yucs fans drink your way through the fog of yet another miserable season. 4-12 at best Kevin....
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    The bucs didn't only win the super bowl, they made everyone that year look very very silly. What happened to the Pats dynasty that year?

    Anyways, I think teams have figured out the Patsies and don't forget its defenses that win championships!

    JS
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>The bucs didn't only win the super bowl, they made everyone that year look very very silly. What happened to the Pats dynasty that year?

    Anyways, I think teams have figured out the Patsies and don't forget its defenses that win championships!

    JS >>




    UMMM............. ok kevin. ( Woodshed will be calling your name )
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    "The answer was in the Patriots eyes. Gone were the swagger and c0ck sure smirks, replaced by downcast eyes and heads in hands. For his poise and leadership Eli Manning was named the game's MVP. The 2007 Giants were never perfect nor meant to be. They were fighters, scrappers....now they could be called something else, World Champions."
  • drewsefdrewsef Posts: 1,894 ✭✭
    This just in,

    Patsies cut Reche Caldwell, guess he really wasn't vying for a starting job after Moss, Stallworth, Welker, Kelley Washington, Gaffney, and Chad Jackson. Maybe Reche can help a desperate team, maybe one who has lost a cokehead steroid juicing womanizer like David Boston.

    Warmest regards,

    Chucky Gruden
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    Lets review the Patsies "loaded" WR corps:

    Moss....Not since the Bucs championship season was this guy good.
    Stalworth...There is a reason that NO and Philly got rid of him. He had what, one good season for the Saints?
    Welker....This guy was the #3 guy in Miami..nuff said
    Kelly Washington....LMAO
    Gafney....not since Steve Spurrier was his coach did this guy do anything
    Chad Jackson...on the PUP list, but Im sure Mr Genius knew that

    I can't believe that people are buying into this crap. I hope NE isn't afraid to use the TE this year!

    JS
  • drewsefdrewsef Posts: 1,894 ✭✭


    << <i>Lets review the Patsies "loaded" WR corps:

    Moss....Not since the Bucs championship season was this guy good.
    Stalworth...There is a reason that NO and Philly got rid of him. He had what, one good season for the Saints?
    Welker....This guy was the #3 guy in Miami..nuff said
    Kelly Washington....LMAO
    Gafney....not since Steve Spurrier was his coach did this guy do anything
    Chad Jackson...on the PUP list, but Im sure Mr Genius knew that

    I can't believe that people are buying into this crap. I hope NE isn't afraid to use the TE this year!

    JS >>



    Moss.........Your right, everything in life should be judged upon when the Bucs won the Super Bowl
    Stallworth........Hmmm, can you say Jeff Garcia pal? Guess San Fran and Philly both knew something there too
    Welker............Hmmm, a #3 guy who was one catch short of having DOUBLE the catches the second best WR on the Bucs had, and not even counting his excellent return skills. Haven't you ever heard of a slot receiver? This guy as a number 3 is a perfect fit.
    Kelley Washington......we're down to the number 4 WR on the Pats and he would be a number 2 in Tampa
    Gaffney..............he's definitely not great, but he's a 5th WR
    Chad Jackson.......I'll take him on the PUP list over Reche

    Good luck in that world your living in
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    Moss and Stallworth are over the hill
    Welker is a one hit wonder

    then what?

    You know that Galloway will put up better numbers than any of those guys.
    David Boston is a beast
    Ill take Stovall over any of those SEC wastes.

    JS
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Moss and Stallworth are over the hill
    Welker is a one hit wonder

    then what?

    You know that Galloway will put up better numbers than any of those guys.
    David Boston is a beast
    Ill take Stovall over any of those SEC wastes.

    JS >>



    Boston most likely will be out of football after another silly run in with the law.

    Galloway? How old is this guy now, like 48?

    Stovall? image the same kid who couldnt hang in Washington? image

    I cant wait to see your hopes get smooshed when you watch Garcia running for his life every time he snaps the ball, just like he did in Cleveland! image
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    Joey could beat Harrison all day long...oh wait your man is gone.
    BUHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH

    JS
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Joey could beat Harrison all day long...oh wait your man is gone.
    BUHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH

    JS >>




    image OK JS, just remember thats the ONLY REASON HE CAN BEAT HIM!!!!!!!

    WOODSHED IS CALLING YOUR NAME KEVIN..................image
  • Dave99BDave99B Posts: 8,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Seattle 24, Tampa Bay 10?
    Always looking for original, better date VF20-VF35 Barber quarters and halves, and a quality beer.
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Seattle 24, Tampa Bay 10? >>




    NAAH...


    Seattle 34-3 sounds right to me!
  • Dave99BDave99B Posts: 8,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I can live with that.

    Dave
    Always looking for original, better date VF20-VF35 Barber quarters and halves, and a quality beer.
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    Seattle is hurt on the O line, Caddy is going to be running ALL DAY LONG and Hasselbeck is going to be on his HasselBACK more than a 2 dollar hooker.

    Saints get exposed next!

    JS
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This Sunday Kevin! THIS SUNDAY!!!!!

    You knowledge of the NFL will finnally be exposed....


    Patriots grind out a tough win against a fierce division rival Jets team..

    Tampa Bay gets SMASHED and it is painfully obvious that Garcia will be ineffective running for his life every play...


    J.S TO THE WOODSHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • drewsefdrewsef Posts: 1,894 ✭✭
    what was that again about the Jets beating the Patriots, and Moss not being good anymore?????

    I really hope your joking and don't believe what you write joestalin, cause it is entertaining, only if you don't believe it though. Otherwise, it's just incredibly sad you really believe what you write.
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    BRADY TO MOSS.....TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!
  • Dave99BDave99B Posts: 8,535 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Myth:

    Seattle is hurt on the O line, Caddy is going to be running ALL DAY LONG and Hasselbeck is going to be on his HasselBACK more than a 2 dollar hooker.


    Reality:

    Seattle 20, Tampax Bay: 6

    You've been exposed, Joe...

    Dave
    Always looking for original, better date VF20-VF35 Barber quarters and halves, and a quality beer.
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A very DOMINANT game by my "Patsies" And as I said... Garcia runs for his life, Caddy gets a flat tire... JS to the Ole ' Shed!
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭


    << <i>

    << <i>Im going to predict that the Jets are going to show up week one and make the "dynasty" look silly. Im going to also say that Leon
    Washington is going to make your paper bag defense take another look at themselves.

    Patsies are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overrated. They get a call from the refs to get into the super bowl and now they are claiming that they are
    the 70's Dolphins! You better hope that Brady or Maroney don't go down with injuries, afterall you have been very lucky in the past.

    Bucs are looking at 11-5, maybe 10-6 if we have a bad week here and there!

    JS >>




    Im not sure I should even address this rhetoric but I will...

    Im totally OK with your "prediction" you are entitled to that just as anyone is.

    How are the Patriots overated? We have got arguabley the best QB in the game, the BEST coach in the game, a talented big-time O-line with a speedy versatile RB running behind it with a powerfull Sammy Morris for short yardage and Kevin Faulk as nice compliment scat back. Our system revolves around spreading the ball around to a group of WR's who can make plays-not to mention a very althetic TE in Ben Watson. Need I mention our STUD D-LINE Kevin? Or our talented group of LB's anchored by Adalius Thomas and Mike Vrabel? We look good on paper and on the field my silly Bucs fan.

    Enough about the "lucky call" it is almost as old as when your YUCS won the super bowl, get over it. And in case you dont remember we had a few more super Bowls after that unlike your franchise going down the toilet after their win.

    As far as injuries, we have dealt with them in the past so I dont know what you meen by "lucky" there...

    I GAURENTEE my PATS will once again make a run at the Super Bowl while you Yucs fans drink your way through the fog of yet another miserable season. 4-12 at best Kevin.... >>




    Was someone talking about guarentees? 4-12 at best? Ahhhh next

    JS
  • perkdogperkdog Posts: 30,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yes Kevin I made the above quoted statement and admitted I was wrong, I had the stones or Balls if thats what you want to call it to post up that I was wrong. You on the other hand are a complete coward loud mouth who welches on bets and hides when your team loses.
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