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  • fastrudyfastrudy Posts: 2,096
    How about a riddle?

    You walk into an elevator and the door closes behind you. You look up and there is Osama Bin Laden, a rattlesnake and a coin doctor.
    Now, you have a gun, but it only has two bullets.
    What is the correct course of action?




















    Shoot the coin doctor twice.
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  • Shoot the snake, and put the gun to the head of the collector.
    As a hostage the collector may save your own life in case the FBI is out in the hall, or if Osama misses his camel?


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    Shoot the coin doctor twice. Didn't see that.image

    I just wanted someone to laugh at my joke.image Ruff crowd.
    Humblepie

    I have found power in the mysteries of thought.

    It is always a question of knowing and seeing, and not that of believing.

    Our virtues, and our failings are inseparable, like force, and matter. When they separate, man is no more.

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  • They were the only coin jokes I found in a joke book here on the bookshelf. If anyone should have been insulted, it would be me since I'm Jewish.
  • I think he is right, deleted.
    Humblepie

    I have found power in the mysteries of thought.

    It is always a question of knowing and seeing, and not that of believing.

    Our virtues, and our failings are inseparable, like force, and matter. When they separate, man is no more.

    .
  • gamehunter,
    You cannot possibly think that is funny, let alone appropriate, can you?
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    Red meat is fine; green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.
  • A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a coin.
    Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
    A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a Tea stall in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of Tea.
    At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her Tea cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly.
    After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, she hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the Tea stall without saying a word.
    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
    "No," the woman replied, "I work for the Income Tax Dept."
    Humblepie

    I have found power in the mysteries of thought.

    It is always a question of knowing and seeing, and not that of believing.

    Our virtues, and our failings are inseparable, like force, and matter. When they separate, man is no more.

    .
  • johnny9434johnny9434 Posts: 28,670 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ummm, have fun with this one all. Have a great weekend 🥳

  • ToreyTorey Posts: 296 ✭✭✭✭

    This definitely didn't need a bump.

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