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  • yankeeno7yankeeno7 Posts: 9,251 ✭✭✭
    George Bush is a great president.

    Red Sox are my favorite team. (for me personally, of course!)

    I would never want to own a Mint T206 Honus Wagner.
  • Carew29Carew29 Posts: 4,025 ✭✭

    Pete Rose---"I unknowingly bet on my own team"
  • MooseDogMooseDog Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭
    Rickey Henderson -

    "Rickey's retired"
  • NickMNickM Posts: 4,895 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Yes, honey, actually -- you DO look fat in that dress.
    >>



    Actually, this one has been said . . . twice.

    Neither man survived the ensuing attack.


    Nick





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    Reap the whirlwind.

    Need to buy something for the wife or girlfriend? Check out Vintage Designer Clothing.
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,622 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey look, Levi is having a discount sale. image
  • Carew29Carew29 Posts: 4,025 ✭✭

    BALCO to Barry---"buy two, get one free".... Oh, my bad. Balco did say thatimage
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That Arkansas guy that turned down the $147,000 offer on deal or no deal and ended up winning $10 sure is bright.

    (Sorry, I mentioned that before but I'm obsessed with the stupidity. Guy lives with his sister and her husband, she urges him to take the $85,000 offer and then the $147,000, basically she's telling him thats plenty to get a place of your own. He ignores her, ends up with ten bucks. Bright guy.)image
  • stevekstevek Posts: 29,622 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don West: Don't buy this crap I'm about to sell because it ain't worth nothin' now and won't be worth nothin' a hundred years from now!
  • zef204zef204 Posts: 4,742 ✭✭
    Q: "What are you thinking about?" asked the wife.


    A: "Your best friend (enter name here) naked."
    EAMUS CATULI!

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  • Tedw9Tedw9 Posts: 1,424 ✭✭
    Babe Ruth was overrated. Barry Bonds, now THATS a player.


    No honey, sit and purchase some cards on Ebay, I'll paint the house.

    Looking for Carl Willey items.
  • [At a Press Conference...]

    Um, President Hillary, I have a question....
  • pandrewspandrews Posts: 7,598 ✭✭✭
    for the record, i dont care what anybody says about jgarci.. i think his post in this thread is brilliant..
    ·p_A·
  • Gosh, I regret selling that Shane Mack 1993 Refractor for $561...

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  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>for the record, i dont care what anybody says about jgarci.. i think his post in this thread is brilliant.. >>



    I agree!

    Maybe Lee's ginormous homemade refractor card fell on him before he could finish his post.

    Note, we havent heard from him latley image
  • StingrayStingray Posts: 8,843 ✭✭✭
    I can not believe the Lions have just won the Super Bowl!!
  • Hey Honey, Im having an affair and if you want to catch him he'll be in your bed at 12 noon.

    Dad I got a F on my report card because I was lazy.

    Dad when I grow up I want to be homeless.

    Hey boss since Im on CU at work all the time, how bout you just keep my check this week. **ooh gotta go, he's coming.
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  • I wish there were less actual meat in this Quarter Pounder with cheese.

    That Ebay Trade Dollar I got from China just came back as a PCGS MS67.

    Certainly Mr Simpson, you have my permission to date my daughter.
    Witty sig line currently under construction. Thank you for your patience.
  • Carew29Carew29 Posts: 4,025 ✭✭

    I honestly colored and trimmed the cards and then sold them on ebay to unsuspecting buyers-------WAVERLY!!!!
  • I love this Julia Roberts movie.

    I'm so mad I got this Barry Bonds card out of this pack.

    I keep my cards in rubber bands in a shoe box.
    ORANGE
  • CDsNutsCDsNuts Posts: 10,092
    Me: "I'm done using the 'Joe Mama' joke."
  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    "Sorry, baby, I just don't feel like it tonight." ~ Wilt


  • Carew29Carew29 Posts: 4,025 ✭✭

    AA Meeting--" Hi, my name is Tony LaRussa"

    in front of Judge---"my name is Ron Artest, and i plead guilty to all charges"
  • Brian48Brian48 Posts: 2,624 ✭✭✭
    “We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”

    Jason Kidd on joining the Dallas Mavericks.
  • jskirwinjskirwin Posts: 700 ✭✭✭
    "Barack Obama - now there's a man with enough experience to lead our nation."

    "Burkas make women look sexy."

    "Someone's invaded/A tsunami has hit/People are starving in - our nation. Call the French!"

    And one more at the expense of our Gallic "friends."

    "We win!" - Any Frenchman since their defeat at Waterloo.


    Plus a Philly fave:

    "It's my fault." - Terrell Owens.
  • GREAT ADVICE TO A BASEBALL PLAYER!!!!..........." hold the bat like a baby bird. if you hold it to loose...it flies away...i you hold it to tight...you choke it,kill it!!!" THE LATE COACH HARRY LENTZ!!!

  • i want to &&^%$#$..)((&&^^%

    anyways.....i want e. murrays
  • bri2327bri2327 Posts: 3,178 ✭✭
    Gary, I'll get those '75 wrappers out to you this week along with the cash if you can send me the unopened box of '75's by early next week.
    "The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
    -- Yogi Berra

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  • << <i>Certainly Mr Simpson, you have my permission to date my daughter. >>



    ROFL...."Heres the keys to my white bronco, take my daughter out and show her a good time"
    Collecting Interests:
    Ripken, Brooks & Frank Robinson, Old Orioles, Sweet Spot Autos, older Redskins - Riggins, Sonny, Baugh etc and anything that catches my eye. image

    My ghetto sportscard webpage...All Scans - No Lists!!! Stinky Linky
  • Tedw9Tedw9 Posts: 1,424 ✭✭
    Don West has the best deals. I wish he was on 24-7.
    Looking for Carl Willey items.
  • << Certainly Mr Simpson, you have my permission to date my daughter. >>



    ROFL...."Heres the keys to my white bronco, take my daughter out and show her a good time"



    Oh yeah I almost forgot...there's a pair of gloves and a large knife on the front seat for you!

    57 Topps (83%) 7.61
    61 Topps (100%) 7.96
    62 Parkhurst (100%) 8.70
    63 Topps (100%) 7.96
    63 York WB's (50%) 8.52
    68 Topps (39%) 8.54
    69 Topps (3%) 9.00
    69 OPC (83%) 8.21
    71 Topps (100%) 9.21 #1 A.T.F.
    72 Topps (100%) 9.39
    73 Topps (13%) 9.35
    74 OPC WHA (95%) 8.57
    75 Topps (50%) 9.23
    77 OPC WHA (86%) 8.62 #1 A.T.F.
    88 Topps (5%) 10.00
  • Sure, I'll trade my T206 Matty portrait for your 1973 Matty Alou.
  • Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes and sautee them in cilantro and olive oil.
    Whoever said we wash away with the rain ?
  • tennesseebankertennesseebanker Posts: 5,433 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes and sautee them in cilantro and olive oil. >>



    Not so, I say this all the time.image
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  • SoutherncardsSoutherncards Posts: 1,384 ✭✭
    "I'm so tired of making money on ebay, I think I'll just donate this stuff to Goodwill".
  • I've always wanted a female present.
  • Carew29Carew29 Posts: 4,025 ✭✭

    Yes Sir, we received and graded your cards all in the same day!!
  • RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭
    "please send me all your extra wax pack wrappers, I am making a model Eiffel Tower to scale"
  • frankhardyfrankhardy Posts: 8,143 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Yes Sir, we received and graded your cards all in the same day!! >>



    Forget that one. I would just take this one - "Yes Sir, we received and LOGGED your cards all in the same day."

    Shane

  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've always wanted a female present.

    I disagree, that's probably been uttered quite a few times.
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Any Yankee fan: "I'm sure glad A-Rod is up again with the game on the line"
  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Man, I'll never be able to name a player on the official name a player thread.
  • Tony Romo is underated..
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