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frankhardyfrankhardy Posts: 8,143 ✭✭✭✭✭
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We've got a creative bunch on these boards. Let's see how it goes. Here are a few off the top of my head.

I wouldn't have that low condition Mantle rookie if you gave it to me.

Wow, Rosie O'Donnel looked great today.

We need more Yankees and Red Sox games on ESPN.




Shane

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  • EagleEyeKidEagleEyeKid Posts: 4,496 ✭✭
    Gem is the industry's leader in sports card grading.

    Southerncards is crossing over all his SGC cards to PSA.

    Lawnmowerman is selling his Emmitt Smith collection.

  • ClemazClemaz Posts: 1,422
    The Pirates will win the World Series.
    I am a Redsox fan, but I really like Derek Jeter.
    Joe Paterno is retiring.
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  • frankhardyfrankhardy Posts: 8,143 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Good start.


    WIWAG is a very trustworthy dealer.

    Shane

  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭
    I miss 80'sjunkie.

    I'm spending way too much on cards and I'm gonna stop.

    BGS is the best!

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  • OnlypsahockeyOnlypsahockey Posts: 1,479 ✭✭
    Thank God the Bruins traded Joe Thornton!

    I wish PSA would charge more for grading.

    EDIT:

    I'm overpaid and underworked.
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    61 Topps (100%) 7.96
    62 Parkhurst (100%) 8.70
    63 Topps (100%) 7.96
    63 York WB's (50%) 8.52
    68 Topps (39%) 8.54
    69 Topps (3%) 9.00
    69 OPC (83%) 8.21
    71 Topps (100%) 9.21 #1 A.T.F.
    72 Topps (100%) 9.39
    73 Topps (13%) 9.35
    74 OPC WHA (95%) 8.57
    75 Topps (50%) 9.23
    77 OPC WHA (86%) 8.62 #1 A.T.F.
    88 Topps (5%) 10.00
  • EagleEyeKidEagleEyeKid Posts: 4,496 ✭✭
    Collector's Universe is re-instating Varga!!
  • frankhardyfrankhardy Posts: 8,143 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PSA needs a comparable service to Beckett's BCCG.

    Shane

  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭
    I wish the submission turn around times were slower. I cant keep up with all these cards I'm getting back

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  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Wow, Rosie O'Donnel looked great today. >>



    By the way Rosie is Hot!


























    Not really!

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  • frankhardyfrankhardy Posts: 8,143 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm glad I invested tons of money into late 80's crap! It's gonna be worth something someday!

    Shane

  • jmbkb4jmbkb4 Posts: 2,963
    "Hey, you've gotta read Bill Clinton's new book, 'My Favorite Cigars.'"

    "Hey, you've gotta read Bill O'Reilly's new book, 'The Art of the Interview.'"

  • Downtown1974Downtown1974 Posts: 6,876 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I only need 5 more cards to complete my Wally Joyner master set.

    I miss RichG.

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  • NickMNickM Posts: 4,895 ✭✭✭
    Boy, am I glad I bought a Yugo.

    I wish Michael Jackson were my son's camp counselor.

    The Indianapolis Colts must really regret drafting Peyton Manning over Ryan Leaf.

    Paris Hilton is a great role model for young girls and will make a wonderful mother.



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  • SoutherncardsSoutherncards Posts: 1,384 ✭✭
    "I love PSA"

    "Joe Orlando is a close, personal friend"
  • kcballboykcballboy Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭
    I get really tired of reading Stone's worthless posts.
    Travis
  • jmbkb4jmbkb4 Posts: 2,963
    "I hear jmbkb4 and dabighurt are opening a store together."
  • kcballboykcballboy Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭
    You know, Axtell has a point.
    Travis
  • Alfonz24Alfonz24 Posts: 3,114 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What, The Duke Blue Devils are playing on the road again.

    The Cubs have the best pitching staff with Wood and Prior.

    I just divorced my husband and now have his collection of cards for sale.

    I just bought the new "Grillin with Manny" video.
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  • Downtown1974Downtown1974 Posts: 6,876 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My wife says I ought to buy more cards on a weekly basis.

    I scored two back stage passes to the Air Supply concert!

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  • bishopbishop Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭
    How can Levi continually sell at such low prices and still have a viable business model
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  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭
    Boy I wish the Yankees would sign more high dollar, high profile players.

    Not that it makes a difference lately anyway.

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  • mikeschmidtmikeschmidt Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭
    I think it is a great business model to corner the market on 1993 Finest Refractors of my favorite player, Mark McGwire



    (oops, I think that actually has been said!)
    I am actively buying MIKE SCHMIDT gem mint baseball cards. Also looking for any 19th century cabinets of Philadephia Nationals. Please PM with additional details.
  • 1989FleerBillRipkencollector1989FleerBillRipkencollector Posts: 4,590

    I'll pass, that Bill Ripkens too rare for me.

    How many Jeter Bush cards can you get me for $50 ea. ?

    Man I wish they had more inserts to chose from.

    Feed the Trolls.

    Ben McDonald's making a comeback.

    Brien Taylor should of signed more.

    This "My X Husband Lot" is actually my current husbands junk.

    Baseball cards are a fad.

    Ok this FF version is not really rare but I said that so I could make more $$.

    I overcharged you on shipping. Heres your change. (well this has happened to me 1x.)

    You know that auction ended too high I feel bad how about I knock off $20.

    Actually this cards corners are like the edges of a 7-11 slurpee disc.

    I took a blurry pic to hide the cards flaws.

    Hey kid, you hit the ball too hard. Try throwing slower too.

    No I better not, betting on games is illegal.

    Bo dont know.

    This is my buddys grill. Im selling it for him as a favor. I never used it or bought it.

    We intentionally made that error card to boost sales.

    Man I feel bad making 10 million a year with all these hungry people in America.

    You know, this card would look better creased. A more aged look.









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  • theczartheczar Posts: 1,590 ✭✭
    George Carlin had this bit on his album "Toledo Window Box"

    Please saw my legs off.

    Hand me that piano.

    Do what you want to the girl, but leave me alone.
  • frankhardyfrankhardy Posts: 8,143 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ladies and gentlemen, here is your opening day starter, Mark Prior!

    Ladies and gentlemen, here is your opening day starter, Kerry Wood!

    Shane

  • tennesseebankertennesseebanker Posts: 5,433 ✭✭✭
    Wow ! Barry Bonds really needs to beef up a little.

    Tony Romo is a very "sure handed" quarterback.
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  • tennesseebankertennesseebanker Posts: 5,433 ✭✭✭
    Those Cheerleaders should really put more clothes on.
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  • TNP777TNP777 Posts: 5,710 ✭✭✭
    Former Dodgers GM Fred Claire to former Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda:

    "If I had it to do all over again, I'd still trade Pedro Martinez for Delino DeShields."


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  • tennesseebankertennesseebanker Posts: 5,433 ✭✭✭
    Pandrews is out of "hand" cream.
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  • lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭
    GARY HAS SENT ME A REFUND

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  • frankhardyfrankhardy Posts: 8,143 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Richard Simmons is a man's man.

    (Well, actually that may have been said now that I reread it.)

    Shane

  • 1989FleerBillRipkencollector1989FleerBillRipkencollector Posts: 4,590

    On the phone "Hello Joe, Yeah I just got my cards back and I think you missed something. My 55 Mantle you gave a 9 has a hairline crease on it."

    I wish our team had pink jerseys.

    We need guy cheerleaders for our team.

    I hope none of these cars crash.

    Babe who?

    Wow these Stadium beers are a steal !!

    Hi Im Carlos Mencia, I steal jokes.

    These camofloge sp? Padres jerseys are gonna be classic. (I actually kinda like 'em)

    Ok stop the presses, thats enough 88 Donruss.

    This PSA 5 T206 Wagner is only $50 BIN cuz I have 40 of them and Im very giving.

    Counterfit cards are the best investment.

    This Star Wars thing has gone on too long.









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  • frankhardyfrankhardy Posts: 8,143 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Ok stop the presses, thats enough 88 Donruss. >>



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    Shane

  • 5STAT5STAT Posts: 835
    I had a dream last night...I was sandwiched between Rosie and Ellen DeGeneris..they were TOTALLY into me!!
  • tennesseebankertennesseebanker Posts: 5,433 ✭✭✭
    No thanks Steve, I have a great unopened pack dealer named Gary.
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  • BobaFett72BobaFett72 Posts: 7,304
    Thing are looking great in Iraq!

    Wouldnt it be awesome to elect Dubbya to a third term?

    The Pirates are going to make the playoffs this year.

    Manny Ramirez is going to try to leg out slow rollers AND try to play defense this year.

    George Steinbrenner is going to keep his mouth shut all year long and not interfere with the Yankees.
  • BobaFett72BobaFett72 Posts: 7,304
    Carl Pavano sure looks like he is going to win the Cy Young in 2007!
  • JdurgJdurg Posts: 997 ✭
    God I hate having sex.

    I wish I was impotent.

    I love paying separate shipping charges.

    There's no COA with that Ruth autograph? Sure, I'll buy it!

    I love drunk drivers.

    Wow, I've got a Royal Flush, I fold.

    I collect the elements on the periodic table, and some coins. I have a complete Roosevelt set, and am putting together a set of coins from 1880.
  • jmbkb4jmbkb4 Posts: 2,963
    Yes, honey, actually -- you DO look fat in that dress.
  • jgarci11jgarci11 Posts: 289 ✭
  • ArnyVeeArnyVee Posts: 4,245 ✭✭
    Another PSA 10?! Sheesh....what's a guy gotta do to get a qualifier around here!?
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  • kylehess10kylehess10 Posts: 351
    Barry Bonds plays a clean fair game
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  • Bosox1976Bosox1976 Posts: 8,564 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • DarinDarin Posts: 7,325 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why yes, I will give you $400 for that 2007 Derek Jeter you paid $350 for a couple weeks ago.
  • tennesseebankertennesseebanker Posts: 5,433 ✭✭✭
    I really cant wait for the sequel to Brokeback mountain.
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  • ClemazClemaz Posts: 1,422
    This just in from Cooperstown, Shoeless Joe Jackson and Pete Rose have been elected to the hall.
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  • MooseDogMooseDog Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭
    After the final game of the World Series...any year...

    "Cubs Win! Cubs Win!

    or just as unlikely...

    "The Giants Have Won The World Series!"

  • tennesseebankertennesseebanker Posts: 5,433 ✭✭✭
    They really need to increase the salaries of pro atheletes, They are waaay underpaid.
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  • MooseDogMooseDog Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Thank God the Bruins traded Joe Thornton! >>



    "Boy, I really miss Brad Stuart, Marco Sturm, and Wayne Presley"

    (sorry Bob, really...)
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    Tinkerbell (aka axtell, SteveA, BrianS) does not have man-boobs, is an asset to this community, and will agree to disagee.
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
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