Welcome, CoinFraudAttorney, the latest addition to the Collectors Universe forum.

DickyBetz

WoodenJefferson

HUH?

Swampboy

and also
mrangrydonut and PREWARFANATIC

who joined today as well.

Myqqy

kranky

Is CoinFraudAttorney the same person who is running the ads in CW (or maybe it was NN)?

Hyperion

without the Open Forum, where are these people going to post ?

mrearlygold

dbldie55

Behind every fraud will be an attorney trying to get a cut.

Longacre

I didn't see any ads in CW. Does anyone have a link?

ScarsdaleCoin

Welcome Coin Fraud Attorney

DMWJR

Welcome Coin Attorney Fraud ...

Gemineye

........Welcome....??..........

ajia

WHAT?! Another attorney!

OK, welcome.

Bear

Maybe we could rename this Forum

"The Numismatic Bar Forum".

ricko

Aha.. a source of free legal advice... VEEEELLLLCOME MY PRETTY... hehehehehe.... Cheers, RickO

SanctionII

Ah, shucks folks. Attorneys aren't so bad (including me). If nothing else, the countless attorney jokes floating around are a source of humor.

Longacre

<< <i>Ah, shucks folks. Attorneys aren't so bad (including me). If nothing else, the countless attorney jokes floating around are a source of humor. >>




I think I am humble and loveable, too. And I like a good attorney joke as much as the next guy.

lathmach

<< <i>Ah, shucks folks. Attorneys aren't so bad (including me). If nothing else, the countless attorney jokes floating around are a source of humor. >>




I guess I was missing something in those threads.
I didn't think they were joking.

Ray

museumcoin

Attorneys rock. This reminds me of a Simpsons episode where Lionel Hutz says "If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. Can you imagine a world without lawyers." The next scene shows an idyllic world with happy people holding hands.

Oh...

RichieURich

to the Forums, CoinFraudAttorney! Any plans with respect to eBay? Or with disrespect to eBay?

unknowncomic

know what you have when you have 10 attorneys up their necks in sand?

Not enough sand.

BobaFett72

does he also moonlight as a lawyer for Porn stars?

kranky

<< <i>Ah, shucks folks. Attorneys aren't so bad (including me). If nothing else, the countless attorney jokes floating around are a source of humor. >>



SanctionII, I was told that there are only two attorney jokes. All the rest are true stories.

SanctionII

Let the lawyer jokes begin. I will laugh along with everyone else, including Longacre, though dealing with his excellent posts can be quite "Taxing"



BTW did you hear the one...................

Q: What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start.

Barry

Since you asked:

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

Once is a scum-sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish.

museumcoin

How lawyers do it...

Lawyers do it with appeal.
Lawyers do it confidentially.
Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
Lawyers do it until justice prevails.
Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.
Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.

ricko

I really enjoy lawyer jokes... having several good friends in that profession, I must say, they tell me some of the best ones. As a category of professions with questionable ethics though, I would have to put car salesmen well below attorneys. Cheers, RickO

Longacre

At the beginning of each of my Legal Ethics classes in law school, the professor required that at least one person tell a lawyer joke to the class. I learned a lot of jokes that way.

And yes, there is a required Legal Ethics class in law school, and most states require that you pass an ethics exam, in additon to the bar.

RichieURich

<< <i>At the beginning of each of my Legal Ethics classes in law school, the professor required that at least one person tell a lawyer joke to the class. I learned a lot of jokes that way.

And yes, there is a required Legal Ethics class in law school, and most states require that you pass an ethics exam, in additon to the bar. >>



"Legal Ethics" sounds to me like an oxymoron like "government intelligence".