... your pocket change coins are stored individually in safe flips and each coin has been graded.
... you can recall, in a Pavlovian manner, the weights and alloys of all circulating coins but forget your wedding anniversary if it falls on the day of a Teletrade auction.
... someone says that you are a "certified" nutcase for spending so much time looking at coins and you wonder if he meant certified like PCGS or NGC (or ACG!).
... you pleasure yourself to DVR playbacks of Coin Vault.
... you not only are aware but it bothers you that Lincoln faces the same direction on the cent as the non-presidents: Franklin, Susan B, and that Indian on the Buffalo nickel.
... YOU SUCK more than a quadrapelegic bride on her wedding night.
If the total amount of posts you have made to this forum totals more than 10 a day, 7 days a week, 52 weeks a year, not only are you a coin collector but you may well need help. (mental type)
... you start rummaging through the tips box at Starbucks. Of course everything you take out you replace at face value, but until then the baristas are giving you the evil eye!
When you're ecstatic that your kid comes home with a 70 on his mid-term test - then realized that a 70 is perfect only in OUR world!!!
You go to a singles bar and rate the older patrons as heavily circulated..
TheZooKrew Morgan, modern sets, circulated Kennedys, and Wisconsin error leaf quarter Collector First (and only - so far) Official "You Suck" Award from Russ 2/9/07
...late at night, you reply to so many posts that under "Last Post" all of the usernames on the first and half of the second page are your own. I've done that twice.
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... you can recall, in a Pavlovian manner, the weights and alloys of all circulating coins but forget your wedding anniversary if it falls on the day of a Teletrade auction.
... someone says that you are a "certified" nutcase for spending so much time looking at coins and you wonder if he meant certified like PCGS or NGC (or ACG!).
... you pleasure yourself to DVR playbacks of Coin Vault.
... you not only are aware but it bothers you that Lincoln faces the same direction on the cent as the non-presidents: Franklin, Susan B, and that Indian on the Buffalo nickel.
... YOU SUCK more than a quadrapelegic bride on her wedding night.
NSDR - Life Member
SSDC - Life Member
ANA - Pay As I Go Member
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When a co-worker asks "how was your evening?", and you start bragging about spotting that 1963 Quarter in the cash register at Walmart.
and when your kids say your a nerd , but your "leaving them to me, right" !!!!!!
You go to a singles bar and rate the older patrons as heavily circulated..
Morgan, modern sets, circulated Kennedys, and Wisconsin error leaf quarter Collector
First (and only - so far) Official "You Suck" Award from Russ 2/9/07
You find a $20 and run down to the local car wash just to get the quarters to go through.....
Hell, I don't need to exercise.....I get enough just pushing my luck.
a bust coin turns you on more than playboy
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