Social Security Funding Drive--Please contribute to our future senior citizens

RYK

We all heard last night how Social Security is in danger. I want to help our current and future senior citizens who are struggling to get by.

I will be selling "moderns" lovingly pulled from pocket change for Social Security. Here is how it works. You send me one dollar, and I will send you a dime. You send me ten dollars, and I will send you ten dimes (or four quarters or twenty nickels or some combination thereof). You get the picture. Shipping will be $3.50 for orders under $100, $7.50 for orders $101 to $1000, and I will pick up insured shipping for orders over $1000.

I will report the net profit over face value on my tax return (minus a 10% cut to Coinguy1, who will oversee this worthy project). I will pay all due taxes on these profits, including the social security tax (so long as I do not hit the threshold with my real job).

Please direct any additional questions to kiefercoins (who will also get a 10% cut) and will fend off any criticisms to this scheme--I mean--fundraiser.

Now, let's support our current and future senior citizens and show me the money!

Merc

The old people already have all the money. I used to live in Florida and met many rich old people stil collecting their Social security checks. Stop social security. Stop welfare for the old! They don't need the money and keep taking it from those who have to work.

Longacre

<< <i> including the social security tax (so long as I do not hit the threshold with my real job). >>

kieferscoins

Don't forget on orders over $50 you will throw in a free Ultimate happiness bag!

Cameron Kiefer

beartracks42

Merc,

You seem to have an extremely "youthful slanted view" regarding the rights of citizens and how to effect a remedy that is mostly caused by the government borrowing from the Social Security Fund without repayment. Perhaps your view will change with age.

Steve27

" The old people already have all the money. I used to live in Florida and met many rich old people stil collecting their Social security checks. Stop social security. Stop welfare for the old! They don't need the money and keep taking it from those who have to work."


So just wait until you're old and you'll have money too.

Neptune

Merc - FL is NOT the world. You need to expand your horizons.

ER

<< <i>We all heard last night how Social Security is in danger. I want to help our current and future senior citizens who are struggling to get by.

I will be selling "moderns" lovingly pulled from pocket change for Social Security. Here is how it works. You send me one dollar, and I will send you a dime. You send me ten dollars, and I will send you ten dimes (or four quarters or twenty nickels or some combination thereof). You get the picture. Shipping will be $3.50 for orders under $100, $7.50 for orders $101 to $1000, and I will pick up insured shipping for orders over $1000.

I will report the net profit over face value on my tax return (minus a 10% cut to Coinguy1, who will oversee this worthy project). I will pay all due taxes on these profits, including the social security tax (so long as I do not hit the threshold with my real job).

Please direct any additional questions to kiefercoins (who will also get a 10% cut) and will fend off any criticisms to this scheme--I mean--fundraiser.

Now, let's support our current and future senior citizens and show me the money! >>


Are you GregTheGreat 's alt ID?

dthigpen

This sounds like one of GregTheGreat's "serious" schemes.

Bear

Got an unsearched bag of 100 cents for 10 bucks????

Smittys

Will you combine shipping???

Coinhusker1

Your scheme is not actuarially sound.

kieferscoins

<< <i>This sounds like one of GregTheGreat's "serious" schemes. >>



It is, but with serious backing by coinguy and myself We gotta make this look legit in order to hit it big time!

Cameron Kiefer