Oh I wannabe the dealer.....
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..that picks up the pieces
....when another one breaks your heart....
dooby dooby doo......
....when another one breaks your heart....
dooby dooby doo......
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(To the tune of "Life's Been Good" by the Eagles)
I bought a grading service, forget the price
They slab all my stuff as MS-65
My 1804 Dollar sits in the bank
I'll put it on the Registry, just as a prank
My 1933 Saint cost $7.9
But it's got an awfully nice original gold shine
Life's been good to me so far
My Double Eagles are my pride
but one was counterfeit - I HATE PCI!
I know this MadMarty guy - all his coins stunk
I was ROFLMAO at his AU-58 junk
I make Price Realized records, the consignors they can't wait
I write Coin World letters, and this forum I debate
So I got me an office, gold coins on the wall
Oh, did I mention - my name's David Hall!
(To the tune of "Doctor My Eyes" by Jackson Brown)
Doctor, my coins have seen the years
Their luster has disappeared
They’re not toning
Now I want to sell them for a grand
I have done all that I could
To tell the AT from the good
Without certifying
You must AT them if you can
Doctor, my coins
Don’t leave them in the oven too long
Or propane torch them ‘till they’re gone
My Morgan is now an AT turd
When I saw it, I hurled
Was there another way to make them shiny
Then by whizzing them with a drill
From the sight of them, I’m still reeling
Better put them on the bay of E
Doctor, my coins
Make them all AT
All of my trimes
Need to be more shiny
Doctor, my coins
The shake & bake job went awry
In gototoningcoins’ inventory they now cry
<< <i>(To the tune of "Doctor My Eyes" by ?) >>
Jackson Browne
okay 58, but it didnt fit the song.
A nickel for your kiss
A dime if you tell me that you love me
"New 20's" to the tune of "Money" by Pink Floyd:
New 20s came out today
If it's got the watermark and micro printing you're O.K.
New 20s are made to last
The Bureau of Engraving and Printing makes our cash
Now, its peach and blue instead of green
New 20s look like they came from the washing machine
Counterfeits get on back
'Cause they're safer, smarter, and more secure (than Iraq)
I'll get mine in a bit
Because my bank doesn't have them yet
On each one Uncle Sam makes a profit o' $19.92
With new 20s the Air Force buys fighter jets
Andrew Jackson looks real fine
Look at it carefully but don't take mine
In Washington so they say
You can see the B.E.P guards
But if you ask for "Free Samples" its no surprise that they're
giving none away
Tom
Coin's for sale/trade.
Tom Pilitowski
US Rare Coin Investments
800-624-1870
get a girlfriend, quick.
Mike
<< <i>get a girlfriend, quick. >>
But then there would be no money left for coins...
I've got forty thousand french francs in my fridge.
I've got lost of lovely lire,
Now the Deutschemark's getting dearer,
And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge.
Chorus: There is nothing quite as wonderful as money,
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash.
Some people say it's folly,
But I'd rather have the lolly,
With money you can ma-ake a splash.
Finale: There is nothing quite wonderful as money,
(money,money,money,mon
ey)
There is nothing like a newly minted pound,
(money,money,money,money)
All: Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker,
It's accountancy that makes the world go round.
(round,round,round)
You can keep your Marx
ist ways
For it's only just a phase.
For it's money money money makes the world go round.
(money,money,money,money
money,money,money,money
moneeeeeeeeeeeyyyy)
or whatever (not that there's anything wrong with that
Creative lyrics though
<< <i>way, way, way too much time on your hands.
get a girlfriend, quick.
Mike >>
I wrote both of those in about 10 minutes.....is that too much time? See the link in my sig line for non-coin nerd parodies.
But the dealer has to hit on 16
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