Forum members with the best sig lines

Stork · October 31, 2004 12:47AM

I grabbed this from an ancient giveaway....a matching contest for the sig lines and their owners.

So in no particular order ( and I'm sure with a few typos and slight misquotes):

1. Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

2. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

3. For every person with a spark of genius, there are a 100 with ignition problems.

4. The only thing neccessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

5. Never insult 7 men when carrying a 6 shooter.

6. To err is human, to really screw things up requires a human operating a computer and about 10 seconds.

7. Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held it's ground.

8. It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

9. Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

10. We'll use our hands and our hearts, and if we must, we'll use our heads.

11. If you give up your rights, in order to maintain your freedom, you will most likely end up losing both!

12. No good deed goes unpunished.

13. I'm glad I'm a tree.

14. There was once a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now, it happens to everyone.

15. I want do die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather did, as opposed to screaming in terror like his passengers.

The answers:

1. Dog97
2. Ksteelheader
3. Zardoz51
4. WWBillman
5. Baccaruda
6. Bumanchu
7. MadMonk
8. MadMarty
9. jonesy
10. mdwoods
11. asnooker
12. ConstellioCollector (and Bulldog)
13. BigE
14. PhillyJoe
15. SarasotaFrank

At that time there was still a link in Danglen's sig line to the slapping penguins video clip...I just didn't know how to link it. I'll see if I can find that one too.

edited to add link: Penguins

Robgetty · October 31, 2004 12:50AM

I'm still partial to SarasotaFrank's

nwcs · October 31, 2004 1:08AM

Just changed mine again

kieferscoins · October 31, 2004 1:10AM

I'm going to put the Olsen Twins back soon

Cameron Kiefer

Russ · October 31, 2004 1:14AM

<< <i>I'm going to put the Olsen Twins back soon

Cameron Kiefer >>

If we wanted to see emaciated kids, we'd watch a Christian Children's Fund commercial.

Russ, NCNE

Outhaul · October 31, 2004 1:22AM

dragon · October 31, 2004 1:25AM

marcmoish · October 31, 2004 2:03AM

Russ, I think that was kinda low

poor Cammy - why are we so mean? he's only 20 somethin

marc

kieferscoins · October 31, 2004 2:10AM

I'm 22 and can handle it.

They are beautiful blonde women. Russ doesn't have a Mrs. Russ and wishes he was my age and getting babes like them.

Cameron Kiefer

ksteelheader · October 31, 2004 5:21AM

<< <i>If we wanted to see emaciated kids, we'd watch a Christian Children's Fund commercial. >>

How true! Where does he find those skanky skinny underage little girls at?

kieferscoins · October 31, 2004 5:26AM

They are 18 and not underage.

Cameron Kiefer

ksteelheader · October 31, 2004 5:36AM

You got copies of their birth cert's on file???

kieferscoins · October 31, 2004 5:58AM

No, but in July there was news articles about their 18th birthday party

Cameron Kiefer

ksteelheader · October 31, 2004 6:01AM

<< <i>No, but in July there was news articles about their 18th birthday party >>

Cammy, Cammy, Cammy, don't you know by now that those Liberal Newspapers lie and exxagerate everything!

kieferscoins · October 31, 2004 6:02AM

They look 19 to me.

Cameron Kiefer

orie · October 31, 2004 6:04AM

Don't worry about the mule goin blind, just load the wagon.

Louis · October 31, 2004 6:16AM

Forum members with the best sig lines

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