Subliminal SSP (you'll never know you have been spammed)

Aethelred

I just wanted to tell all of you buy from me how much I think of each and every spend lots of money one of you! The members of this forum are going to need to spend some cash on this coin some of the greatest people I know. I would like to buy this and you'll feel good express my thanks for all I have learned here. In other wordsbuy this coin and you'll date a supermodel you are great people!

Placid

Outbid

wybrit

Let's see the supermodel first.

Aethelred

<< <i>Let's see the supermodel first. >>



FREE WITH PURCHASE:

SYRACUSIAN

What's free? The poster or the girl?

Aethelred

I'll contact the girl and see what I can do! I have some strings I can pull (or is that I would like to pull some strings on that bikini????).

SYRACUSIAN

wybrit

She's just average. I'll have to pass on your offer.

Aethelred

<< <i>She's just average. I'll have to pass on your offer. >>



Fine, I'll just end the auction and keep her!

Placid

Wait I might bid 21¢ now that the poster comes with it.

MacCrimmon

She's too skinny.....Cammieboy can have her, although I'm not sure he'd be able to explain sample slabs to her!!

Hey, the eye on that C2 is closed up like Rocky Balboa's.

ajaan

I'm still high bidder. Is that model AT???

MacCrimmon

Look again, teacher boy.....

The little kid has a few quid left!!!

wybrit

Does QUEENIE approve of such sales tactics?

ajaan

I thought that photo was Queenie.

Aethelred

<< <i>Does QUEENIE approve of such sales tactics? >>



She just expressed her strongest disapproval!

QUEENIE

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<< <i>Does QUEENIE approve of such sales tactics? >>



She just expressed her strongest disapproval! >>



You think that was my strongest disapproval?!?!?!?!? Oh puhleezeeeee! Keep using those "sale tactics" and you'll see more than disapproval... my dear! Muwhahahaha!!!!

Aethelred

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<< <i>

<< <i>Does QUEENIE approve of such sales tactics? >>



She just expressed her strongest disapproval! >>



You think that was my strongest disapproval?!?!?!?!? Oh puhleezeeeee! Keep using those "sale tactics" and you'll see more than disapproval... my dear! Muwhahahaha!!!! >>




D'oh!

wybrit

Busted!

ajaan

Aethelred, remember - head held high and hands held low.

Aethelred

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Aethelred, remember - head held high and hands held low. >>



The best advice you could give!