Hey,You Buncha Darksiders

wjd283 · March 3, 2004 4:49AM

Go into the liiigghht,You will find peace and comfort,in the liiigghht !

Sorry guys,just wanted to step across the tracks,and stir the pot a bit.

1jester · March 3, 2004 4:59AM

Be careful where you tread, my friend! You might just get sucked deep into the DARK......

oldshep · March 3, 2004 5:00AM

The light can blind...the dark is soothing.

Shep

Clankeye · March 3, 2004 5:00AM

This unprecedented, wholly unexpected, vicious, demoralizing, humiliating, soul questioning, rancid, vacuum cleaning, spot removing, merciless, brazen taunting of an attack... stuns me. I am left literally without words to describe the implacable, black, molten sorrow which now fills every crevice of my once full life. How can the light be brought back to this pitch-black gravity-less existence? My aching bunions cannot withstand the weight of my own being. Dark Master, thee have thrust a sword deep into the belly of my own doubt... where monsters prove to be mine only companions. Alas.

Clankeye

Edited for brevity.

1jester · March 3, 2004 5:10AM

"Edited for brevity." --Col. Clank

theboz11 · March 3, 2004 5:11AM

clankeye whatever you said

satootoko · March 3, 2004 5:12AM

<< <i>Edited for brevity. >>

Was it Mark Twain who explained to his editor that a submission was so long because he didn't have time to write a briefer version?

cosmicdebris · March 3, 2004 5:17AM

I got a LIGHT for you.

Stork · March 3, 2004 5:26AM

Nice scope, but, just what were you shopping for when you found that auction???

cosmicdebris · March 3, 2004 5:35AM

Actually I was searching the Internet looking for a picture of one to link to just for this thread and this is one of the first ones that came up.

laurentyvan · March 3, 2004 5:35AM

If you walk in darkness, you are able to see;
if you walk in Light, blindness accompanies thee.
Darkness envelopes but illuminates from within,
but the Light is too bright to Lightsiders chagrin.