Maybe / maybe not off topic.......

ms70

This has nothing to do with coins, but it's another weird eBay auction. Since there's so much about eBay in this particular forum I figure it's kind of in the middle. Anyway, here's another entertaining eBay auction:

Good for a laugh!

Maybe we should have an eBay forum? Enjoy.

MadMarty

37418 Hits, wow!

paigowjohnny

Pretty funny for a freakin' Citadel guy....

jbsteven

here it is funny stuff good reading

You are bidding on a 600 Watt AMP + 2, twelve inch MTX subwoofers in an enclosed box. This system is pretty sweet, its got loud distinct bass, nothing to obscene, if you have an SUV or a truck this is perfect, it comes prewired already, just enough to feel your music, but not to irritate anyone else, or you can if you tweak it, or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shi%$y tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained. So...you can either use the system I'm selling like the fore- mentioned guy did, or you can buy it from this Cadet and use it properly and enjoy the compliments people will give you as you pass and let them listen to your outstanding taste in fine diverse music. Disclaimer: -No..Im not crazy...Following my 8 years of Military Service as a Naval Aviator, I plan to be a screenwriter. And no, you cant hire me...yet. I almost forgot, the RESERVE is UBER low, like dirt cheap. Shipping might be a bit expensive so if anyone is close to THE CITADEL, in Charleston South Carolina I can arrange a delivery, or you may pick it up. Thank you, if you have any questions please don’t hesitate to ask. My profile and feedback is immaculate. Thank you.

Cam40

DCAMFranklin

Anaconda has met his match! What a description.

kieferscoins

This is not coin related. Carol should move it to the open forum.

Cameron Kiefer

DCAMFranklin

Man Cameron, lighten up!!! Next thing we know you'll be complaining about Clank. Gees!

Dog97

Wow! That was weird. That's a lot of hits. Maybe we need to start listing coins in the car radio section.
I wondered what Anaconda had been up to. I didn't know he was writing descriptions for car radios but that sounds like something he could write.

kieferscoins

Lighten up? The ebay auction is about car stereo's! That has nothing to do with coins - the point of this forum. I like Clanks stories, so please don't lump me in with that group.

Cameron Kiefer

maddogale

That was a good one, I wonder how he really feels about the "gangsta wannabes" who use or should I say abuse those things?

DCAMFranklin

Yeah, lighten up. If you don't like the topic, then click on the BACK button. End of story.

kieferscoins

Tell Carol that. She will move it instead of pushing the "back" button.

Cameron Kiefer

Dog97

I saw a picture of the kieferscoins guy on the net somewhere. There was a lot of cops around him beating him and trying to handcuff him. You know your radio is too loud when........

stman

Hey guys back off on "that Kieferscoin guy" That's my coin show friend. I bump into him at a lot of the shows on the west coast. Good guy IMO

kieferscoins

Thanks. I try to be a Good Guy always, but sometimes I slip. Maybe my post was too harsh.

Cameron Kiefer

DCAMFranklin

Cameron- You are/were right that the thread is not about coins. But, it is darn funny and we all need a few laughs. If Carol wants to move it, then off it goes. But in the meantime we all had some good laughs!

BNE

Hey, I know that guy he's describing. He's all over the Bay Area. . . .

fcloud

Did you ever notice. There just doesn't seem to be as much fun here as there used to be.

Leave it here! Everyone should have a good laugh now and then!