Final "Good Morning Class" rip-off - The Revenge Of Homerun Hall?
coinguy1
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This story is dedicated to Clankeye and ALL of the forum members, past, present and future. 
Links to parts 1 through 4:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
When we last left off with part 4:
"In order to break the tension, dorkkarl suggests that "parts" of C.U. be sold in a private sale to be attended only by those present, then and there.
What parts you ask? Well, this writer can't reveal that just yet, but suffice it to say that Q. David is in a room with three completely helpless C.U. guys (homerunhall, Michael Haynes and Paul Montgomery) tied to their chairs, who, among them, have 6 legs, 6 arms, six ears, 30 toes (though rumor has it that Michael Haynes bartered many of his with the Devil when he made a deal to work at TAGZ in his previous job) and so on - plenty of "parts" to choose from"
Now, on to part 5 - The Revenge Of Homerunhall........
As newly-named grand-slam-hall, Michael Haynes and Paul Montgomery each wiggle their legs, arms, ears and toes, to be certain that they still have all of them, a faint smile can be detected on the face of Hall. The smile broadens into a sickening, "mean and evil grin", as he realizes that even though coinguy1 is writing this story, it is being written on Hall's forum.
Poof - coinguy1 vanishes before the eyes of the remaining C.U. forum members, all 3 of them - Clankeye, Cameron (the good guy) and gregmarguli-sweet-and-sweeter, who had just signed up as the forum's newest member. Q. David Bowers disappears, as well. So do the ropes and gags that had bound Hall and the other C.U. big shots.
They rise from their chairs, high five each other and do the bebopalua, in honor of Lucybop, who is also absent from the forum.
Hall turns to Clankeye to demand that he write a chapter titled "The Revenge Of Grandslam Hall" but Clankeye is gone, too, to the NGC forum - heaven, boredom and peaceful sleep.
Hall is crestfallen that there is no crowd to witness his victory, but figures he can at least get airplanenut to say "cool". Whoops, airplanenut is gone, too. Haynes, Montgomery and even Cameron turn to dust and Hall is all alone. He wants to suck his thumb and hold his blankie in one hand and his childhood teddy (bear) in the other. Alas, there is no bear (neither Marshall, nor angel nor devil) to be found either. This is sad, so very sad.
He hears a vaguely familiar whisper in his ear - it's from Mrs. Coinboard - "Sorry homerun, my boy - sometimes a victory can be somewhat hollow - you can win, but lose at the same time". Hall starts to argue with Mrs. Coinboard but is interrupted by the sound of blaring trumpets.
In the distance, but approaching steadily, is Sir Clankeye. Clank takes his time, with deliberate, regal steps. And, though it seems an eternity for the now-very-lonely homerunhall, eventually the two are face to face. Sir Clankeye quietly and calmly says "this is MY story and MY forum" and poof, homerunhall is gone, never to return.
Links to parts 1 through 4:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
When we last left off with part 4:
"In order to break the tension, dorkkarl suggests that "parts" of C.U. be sold in a private sale to be attended only by those present, then and there.
What parts you ask? Well, this writer can't reveal that just yet, but suffice it to say that Q. David is in a room with three completely helpless C.U. guys (homerunhall, Michael Haynes and Paul Montgomery) tied to their chairs, who, among them, have 6 legs, 6 arms, six ears, 30 toes (though rumor has it that Michael Haynes bartered many of his with the Devil when he made a deal to work at TAGZ in his previous job) and so on - plenty of "parts" to choose from"
Now, on to part 5 - The Revenge Of Homerunhall........
As newly-named grand-slam-hall, Michael Haynes and Paul Montgomery each wiggle their legs, arms, ears and toes, to be certain that they still have all of them, a faint smile can be detected on the face of Hall. The smile broadens into a sickening, "mean and evil grin", as he realizes that even though coinguy1 is writing this story, it is being written on Hall's forum.
Poof - coinguy1 vanishes before the eyes of the remaining C.U. forum members, all 3 of them - Clankeye, Cameron (the good guy) and gregmarguli-sweet-and-sweeter, who had just signed up as the forum's newest member. Q. David Bowers disappears, as well. So do the ropes and gags that had bound Hall and the other C.U. big shots.
They rise from their chairs, high five each other and do the bebopalua, in honor of Lucybop, who is also absent from the forum.
Hall turns to Clankeye to demand that he write a chapter titled "The Revenge Of Grandslam Hall" but Clankeye is gone, too, to the NGC forum - heaven, boredom and peaceful sleep.
Hall is crestfallen that there is no crowd to witness his victory, but figures he can at least get airplanenut to say "cool". Whoops, airplanenut is gone, too. Haynes, Montgomery and even Cameron turn to dust and Hall is all alone. He wants to suck his thumb and hold his blankie in one hand and his childhood teddy (bear) in the other. Alas, there is no bear (neither Marshall, nor angel nor devil) to be found either. This is sad, so very sad.
He hears a vaguely familiar whisper in his ear - it's from Mrs. Coinboard - "Sorry homerun, my boy - sometimes a victory can be somewhat hollow - you can win, but lose at the same time". Hall starts to argue with Mrs. Coinboard but is interrupted by the sound of blaring trumpets.
In the distance, but approaching steadily, is Sir Clankeye. Clank takes his time, with deliberate, regal steps. And, though it seems an eternity for the now-very-lonely homerunhall, eventually the two are face to face. Sir Clankeye quietly and calmly says "this is MY story and MY forum" and poof, homerunhall is gone, never to return.
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Comments
<< <i>Guess Homerun Hall expected a sinker and wound up getting a curve. >>
Nope he expected a ball and got 2 strikes and a fast ball at the head.
I hate it when you see my post before I can edit the spelling.
Always looking for nice type coins
my local dealer
<< <i>So, folks, do you think this "situation" will be resolved, now that Calnkeye has taken over the forum? >>
I guess we will have to wait and see todays installment of "Good Morning Class!!"
I dare say if I am now running the forum that "the inmates are now running the asylum."
I can assure you David Hall is losing no sleep over the prospect of me taking over the forum. It is however, an idea whose time has obviously come.
Carl