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you GOTTA read this!

How often do you read a title only to learn that the poster has done a more effective job of getting you to read their thread (through their title) than delivering thought provoking CONTENT???????????

Well, I guess no thread can stop people from MARKETING their thoughts, so maybe everybody can get it out of their system here.

Post your thread title (real or imaginary) that would have "DRAWN THE BIGGEST CROWD" of readers.

So here's mine - "Stewart Blay Donates finest known Lincoln Cent Collection to ..............."

Now top that image

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  • Um, didn't this just happen to me
    " I hoard coins, that's what I do, it's my nature"
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  • RussRuss Posts: 48,514 ✭✭✭
    <Insert big name, big ego dealer here (just pick your favorite)> sells artificially toned coins!

    Russ, NCNE
  • you GOTTA read this!

    I didn't make that up, but I can't remember where I saw it. image
    NMFB ™

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  • Here are four I found irresistible:

    COIN DEALER'S BODY FOUND IN LANDFILL -- PUT BACK

    ANGRY GAS CLOUD PASSES OVER FORUM -- PEOPLE TESTY

    COINGUY1 CONFESSIONAL-- I COULDN'T GRADE A SHOE!

    CLANKEYE FAILS TO AMUSE -- AGAIN!

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    Clankeye
    Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
  • Anything ANACONDA posts with".....With Stephanie"
    -Ryan-
  • "Bowers Joins ACG as Senior Grader"
  • Dog97Dog97 Posts: 7,874 ✭✭✭
    >>>>COIN DEALER'S BODY FOUND IN LANDFILL -- PUT BACK>>>>>
    hahahhaha that was a good one!
    Change that we can believe in is that change which is 90% silver.
  • RELLARELLA Posts: 961 ✭✭✭
    "NGC Lincolns go nuclear....PCGS Lincoln market dead."

    "PCI purchases PCGS grading division from CU."

    "1974 aluminum Lincoln cents declared legal to own."

    "US mint drops clad coinage and returns to minting silver circulating coinage."

    "Hoard of 1870-S and 1873-S Seated Dollars surfaces."

    RELLA


    Do not fall into the error of the artisan
    who boasts of twenty years experience in his craft
    while in fact he has had only one year of experience...
    twenty times.


  • << <i>I COULDN'T GRADE A SHOE! >>




    LOL...that ranks up there on my chuckle list with "puketh".....
  • Monster Toned, Certified Coins on Sale at Kmart – Sale Prices Start at $1.99 !

    Three Coin Dealers in a Row Pass Lie Detector Tests

    President Signs Bill Designating Godzilla Toned Coins “Dangerous Drugs” - $1.5 Billion Allotted to Help Addicts Recover.

    Well Known Coin Dealer Exposed as “Coin Doctor” – Excessive eBay Chemistry Set Purchases Led to Arrest

    US Coin Forum Members Given 2003 Award for “Most Polite and Thoughtful Electronic Forum”
  • VeepVeep Posts: 1,437 ✭✭✭✭
    "Moderns Market Crashes!"
    "Let me tell ya Bud, you can buy junk anytime!"
  • IrishMikeIrishMike Posts: 7,737 ✭✭✭
    Coinguy1 and Bear tossed off forum for flaming one another

    Gereg beats around the bush

    A dealer posts on the coin forum without getting flamed

    Someone actually posts a worthwhile post in the Open Forum

    Someone actually admits that the PCGS graders were correct and they were wrong

    dorkkarl's automatic post replyer breaks down

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  • << <i>A dealer posts on the coin forum without getting flamed >>



    Yeah, sure.
    Roy


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  • RussRuss Posts: 48,514 ✭✭✭


    << <i>dorkkarl's automatic post replyer breaks down >>



    Mike,

    I heard he's working on DAPR Version 5.0. Apparently the new version will be based on artificial intelligence language and will actually occasionally toss in something new in order to keep us guessing.

    Russ, NCNE

  • Undetectible method to create "Monster Toned Morgans" Fools PCGS 100+ times!

    PCGS Buys patent to "Monster Toning Secret"

    ACG buys PCGS

    GSAGUY has nervous breakdown



    " I hoard coins, that's what I do, it's my nature"
    ____________________________
  • image ANACONDA SLASHES PRICES IN HALF................................On all modernsimage
    HEAD TUCKED AND ROLLING ALONG ENJOYING THE VIEW! [Most people I know!]

    NEVER LET HIPPO MOUTH OVERLOAD HUMMINGBIRD BUTT!!!

    WORK HARDER!!!!
    Millions on WELFARE depend on you!
  • LUCY SHUNS FRANKIES.....SAYS " MORGANS ROCK, DADDY-O !!!"


  • << <i>dorkkarl's automatic post replyer breaks down >>




    << <i><< dorkkarl's automatic post replyer breaks down >> >>


    Folks who live in glass houses are well advised to avoid flinging their little pebbles around.image

    DorkKarl's posts are, without exception, some of the most intelligent and provocative posts on this forum. Other members could learn much from his intellect, logic and tenacity.

    More DorkKarl, less mindless tripe, thank you.
  • IrishMikeIrishMike Posts: 7,737 ✭✭✭
    Southern ladies achieve a sense of humor as well as politeness and they learn what this means.

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  • RussRuss Posts: 48,514 ✭✭✭
    SouthernBelle,

    PSST: I'll let you in on a little secret. Are you ready? DorkKarl will take the comment quite well, and probably have a nice chuckle when he reads it.

    Russ, NCNE
  • how about this one [as long as we seem to be fantasizing" BARBERLOVER WINS THE LOTTERY And tells former boss to stick it where the sun don't shine. And goes on a 1 man crusade to find the finest barbers in the world. I can dream can't i ?
    The President claims he didn't lie about taxes for those earning less then $250,000 a year with public mandated health insurance yet his own justice department has said they will use the right of the government to tax when the states appeals go to court.


  • << <i>PSST: I'll let you in on a little secret. Are you ready? DorkKarl will take the comment quite well, and probably have a nice chuckle when he reads it. >>



    Good
  • CLASSICSCLASSICS Posts: 1,164 ✭✭
    the united states goverment bans all coins, all are forced to use only plastic slabs with numbers on then.image those caught doing diffrent will sentenced to work in the state of california which david hall just purchased..........up-date at 11:00
  • Fat Bald Guy Having SEX. Goes by the name FRANKLIN.
  • You want HOW MUCH???? Thats not enough...... HERE.... TAKE MORE !!!!!!
    Cam-Slam 2-6-04
    3 "DAMMIT BOYS"
    4 "YOU SUCKS"
    Numerous POTD (But NONE officially recognized)
    Seated Halves are my specialty !
    Seated Half set by date/mm COMPLETE !
    Seated Half set by WB# - 289 down / 31 to go !!!!!
    (1) "Smoebody smack him" from CornCobWipe !
    IN MEMORY OF THE CUOF image
  • Stephanie, Carol, and Lucy model there finest.image



    Sorry to those who may be offended. I`m just joking.
  • dorkkarldorkkarl Posts: 12,691 ✭✭✭
    "dorkkarl gives up rights to automatic reply generator for hot night with stephanie"

    in the inimitable words of my friend Russ: bwuahahahahahahahahaahahaha!

    K S
  • How about -> DorKKarl finally gives in and slabs ALL of his coins!!!!
    Cecil
    Total Copper Nutcase - African, British Ships, Channel Islands!!!
    'Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup'
  • cosmicdebriscosmicdebris Posts: 12,332 ✭✭✭
    Darkside invades the LiteSide and Wins
    Bill

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    09/07/2006
  • Some of these are just too funny. I would like to hear from the night time group. There are some really sharp minds there.

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