Message for all Trolls

Bear · January 1, 2003 2:51PM

The ship for Troll Island will be leaving promptly at midnight. Please be on time

and on board. Your passage to the island has been paid for by all those who despise

and loath you. We sincerely hope that your cruise will be permanent and terminal.

Bear · January 1, 2003 3:11PM

Troll Island is populated by trolls, ogres, dwarfs, Gnomes, gargoyles, elves, giants, bats, dragons,orcs

as well as all kinds of poisenous reptiles, scorpions and arachnids.Its a fun place to spend all eternity

and still be near the various Forums across the sea. Delightful features of the Island are the scented

sulfurous fumeroles , spiked thorny vegetation as well as the lovely and deadly

Fu Manchu Tree. A highlight of any tour around the Island is the sun bleached bone display, to be

found around the dried alkali lake bed.Of special interest is the large and varied assortment of vermin

that habitate the island . They are a constant source of amusement and amazement.

The year round temperature is a pleasing 115 degrees with humidity approaching 100%.

To better serve the needs of the Residents of the island, a free trolly service has been impemented.

While edible stores of food on the island are non existent, cannabalism

is encouraged, both as a source of sustenance, as well as an active and fun sport.

You have a nice day now.

FC57Coins · January 1, 2003 3:31PM

And there seem to be quite a few of them around this weekend....

Bear · January 1, 2003 3:43PM

Somewhere on the net, their must be an electronic sign

that says TROLLS WELCOME. I sure wish someone would turn it off for a while.

FC57Coins · January 1, 2003 3:45PM

It's called not having a life Mr. Bear - they get all their excitement on here. Sad - very sad!

KAJ1 · January 2, 2003 1:56PM

<< <i>Troll Island is populated with trolls, ogres, dwarfs, elves, giants, bats, dragons, >>

No Hobbits?

LucyBop · January 2, 2003 1:57PM

and what about Gnomes?

Bear · January 2, 2003 2:19PM

Lucy my dear, the oversight has been modified to your specifications.

cladking · January 2, 2003 9:19PM

...and what about gargoyles.

The nice thing about having them on an island is that if they try to get off, we can all call them chum.

dpoole · January 2, 2003 11:00PM

Orks. You forgot the Orks.

Bear · January 3, 2003 1:16AM

Gentlemen, your wishes are my command.

KAJ1 · January 3, 2003 1:25AM

And still no Hobbits????

Bear · January 3, 2003 1:26AM

Kaj - Hobbits dwell in the Shire and not on Troll Island. They are pleasent and civilized

folk and pleasent to be with. One could never associate such gentrified people with Trolls.

Typetone · January 3, 2003 1:27AM

Bear:

You idiot. Dwarves, elves, and giants are nice. And aren't Orks really Orcs?

BTW, bats are nice as well, just misunderstood!!!

Greg

Bear · January 3, 2003 1:33AM

Greg, How did you know I was an idiot. Was Mrs Bear Gossiping again. As to ORKS vrs ORCS.

I must have been confusing them with CORKS. Anyway, your grammatical comment has been

encorporated in the body of the message. Got any jelly donuts

PS I have always considered myself more of a maroon!

Bear · January 3, 2003 1:37AM

People - This may be the first message of 2003 rewritten by a committee.

I bet you wouldnt do this to one of Clanks Classic Tales. Or maybe its spelled Tails.

Anyhow , the message continues to evolve as the comments flow in.

KAJ1 · January 3, 2003 2:03AM

Dwarves and Eleves are nice folk also.....

As for them URUK-HAI...........
I think they belong on Troll island.....

Bear · January 3, 2003 2:05AM

Frank - I have upgraded my Troll Island thread, let me know what you thing. Bear

FC57Coins · January 3, 2003 2:07AM

Hey Bear:

That sounds like a description of Needles, CA

Bear · January 3, 2003 2:10AM

Hey people, this aint no Tolkien fairy tale. Stop trying to turn it into some kind

of Lord of the Rings.

LucyBop · January 3, 2003 2:11AM

I remember driving to Vegas from New Mexico around 15 years ago.... I realized I was headed wrong when I saw the Needles California sign, Boy, was I needled!

Bear · January 3, 2003 2:25AM

Deleted mean spirited comment about Needles.

KAJ1 · January 3, 2003 3:37AM

ClarkOfKent · January 3, 2003 5:18AM

cosmicdebris · January 3, 2003 5:22AM

dimeadzn · January 3, 2003 5:30AM

LOL! Looks like in this version of "Lord of the Coins", Merry and Pippin decided to take matters into their own hands and replaced the rubber in Sauron Bear's ballons with C-4 plastic explosives.

Bear · January 3, 2003 9:30AM

Bill- Whats the big idea. I dont really mind you blowing my cute little bear head off,

but when you bust my balloons, you go too far.

Only Lucy is allowed to do that.

LucyBop · January 3, 2003 9:35AM

WOW!!! You leave my Grizzly bear alone!!!!!!!!!

KAJ1 · January 3, 2003 11:30AM

LOL

cosmicdebris · January 3, 2003 1:43PM

Actually Clark posted one of him first(you'll notice he edited his message after I posted mine). Then I followed suit and got carried away. Nothing personnel bear just trying to cure some boredom.

Bear · January 3, 2003 1:46PM

Bill -It was very funny and I enjoyed every laugh minute.

LucyBop · January 3, 2003 1:46PM

I know, that Sneaky Clark, I don't know how many times I have grounded him and he doesn't listen!

ClarkOfKent · January 3, 2003 2:36PM

<< <i> Actually Clark posted one of him first >>

Did NOT!

Bear · January 3, 2003 2:39PM

DID TOO

ClarkOfKent · January 3, 2003 2:42PM

Ok... I'm busted.

At least the Buckeyes WON!!!!!!!

ClarkOfKent · January 3, 2003 2:43PM

Bear · January 4, 2003 12:57AM

Luvdawgs · January 4, 2003 1:04AM

Bear, aren't there any natives on Troll Island that still practice the primitive custom of head shrinking?

Bear · January 4, 2003 1:09AM

Headhunters are still human and would be out of place with the creatures wpopulate Troll Island. But

thank you for your kind thought.We try to do all we can on behalf of our displaced Trolls living

their misbegotten lives out on Troll Island. The Troll Island Bear

Silvercoinpappa · January 4, 2003 3:19AM

This is all a bunch of crazy talk from crazy people.

LucyBop · January 4, 2003 3:54AM

what a cute little monkey.....

cosmicdebris · January 4, 2003 4:15AM

Little monkey needs to be spanked!

Bear · January 4, 2003 6:37AM

Monkeyboy - The nice boat is waiting to take you to Troll Island. Bon Voyage!

cosmicdebris · January 4, 2003 8:47PM

Gembens · January 10, 2003 8:42AM

Hey Bear ; for your information ; your repeated bashing of trolls - by definition ...........makes you one !

Bear · January 10, 2003 9:17AM

Just call me the Troll Bear. "I was trolling along, on moonlight bay".

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