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Bear
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The ship for Troll Island will be leaving promptly at midnight. Please be on time

and on board. Your passage to the island has been paid for by all those who despise

and loath you. We sincerely hope that your cruise will be permanent and terminal.
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  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Troll Island is populated by trolls, ogres, dwarfs, Gnomes, gargoyles, elves, giants, bats, dragons,orcs

    as well as all kinds of poisenous reptiles, scorpions and arachnids.Its a fun place to spend all eternity

    and still be near the various Forums across the sea. Delightful features of the Island are the scented

    sulfurous fumeroles , spiked thorny vegetation as well as the lovely and deadly

    Fu Manchu Tree. A highlight of any tour around the Island is the sun bleached bone display, to be

    found around the dried alkali lake bed.Of special interest is the large and varied assortment of vermin

    that habitate the island . They are a constant source of amusement and amazement.

    The year round temperature is a pleasing 115 degrees with humidity approaching 100%.

    To better serve the needs of the Residents of the island, a free trolly service has been impemented.

    While edible stores of food on the island are non existent, cannabalism

    is encouraged, both as a source of sustenance, as well as an active and fun sport.

    You have a nice day now.



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  • FC57Coins
    FC57Coins Posts: 9,140 ✭
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    And there seem to be quite a few of them around this weekend....image
  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Somewhere on the net, their must be an electronic sign

    that says TROLLS WELCOME. I sure wish someone would turn it off for a while.
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  • FC57Coins
    FC57Coins Posts: 9,140 ✭
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    It's called not having a life Mr. Bear - they get all their excitement on here. Sad - very sad!
  • KAJ1
    KAJ1 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭
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    << <i>Troll Island is populated with trolls, ogres, dwarfs, elves, giants, bats, dragons, >>



    No Hobbits?
  • LucyBop
    LucyBop Posts: 14,001 ✭✭✭
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    and what about Gnomes?
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    "Senorita HepKitty"
    "I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Lucy my dear, the oversight has been modified to your specifications.image
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  • cladking
    cladking Posts: 30,312 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ...and what about gargoyles.

    The nice thing about having them on an island is that if they try to get off, we can all call them chum.
    tempus fugit extra philosophiam.
  • dpoole
    dpoole Posts: 5,940 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Orks. You forgot the Orks.

    Here's a warning parable for coin collectors...



  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Gentlemen, your wishes are my command.
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  • KAJ1
    KAJ1 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭
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    And still no Hobbits????

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  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Kaj - Hobbits dwell in the Shire and not on Troll Island. They are pleasent and civilized

    folk and pleasent to be with. One could never associate such gentrified people with Trolls.
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  • Typetone
    Typetone Posts: 1,621 ✭✭
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    Bear:

    You idiot. Dwarves, elves, and giants are nice. And aren't Orks really Orcs?image

    BTW, bats are nice as well, just misunderstood!!!

    Greg
  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Greg, How did you know I was an idiot. Was Mrs Bear Gossiping again. As to ORKS vrs ORCS.

    I must have been confusing them with CORKS. Anyway, your grammatical comment has been

    encorporated in the body of the message. Got any jelly donutsimage

    PS I have always considered myself more of a maroon!
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  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    People - This may be the first message of 2003 rewritten by a committee.

    I bet you wouldnt do this to one of Clanks Classic Tales. Or maybe its spelled Tails.

    Anyhow , the message continues to evolve as the comments flow in.image
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  • KAJ1
    KAJ1 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭
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    Dwarves and Eleves are nice folk also.....

    As for them URUK-HAI...........
    I think they belong on Troll island.....
  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Frank - I have upgraded my Troll Island thread, let me know what you thing. Bear
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  • FC57Coins
    FC57Coins Posts: 9,140 ✭
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    Hey Bear:

    That sounds like a description of Needles, CA image
  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Hey people, this aint no Tolkien fairy tale. Stop trying to turn it into some kind

    of Lord of the Rings.
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  • LucyBop
    LucyBop Posts: 14,001 ✭✭✭
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    I remember driving to Vegas from New Mexico around 15 years ago.... I realized I was headed wrong when I saw the Needles California sign, Boy, was I needled!
    imageBe Bop A Lula!!
    "Senorita HepKitty"
    "I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    image Deleted mean spirited comment about Needles.
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  • KAJ1
    KAJ1 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭
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  • ClarkOfKent
    ClarkOfKent Posts: 1,285
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    NMFB ™

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  • cosmicdebris
    cosmicdebris Posts: 12,332 ✭✭✭
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  • dimeadzn
    dimeadzn Posts: 123 ✭✭
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    LOL! Looks like in this version of "Lord of the Coins", Merry and Pippin decided to take matters into their own hands and replaced the rubber in Sauron Bear's ballons with C-4 plastic explosives.

    Hamsters oy! Why collect they the taco.
  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Bill- Whats the big idea. I dont really mind you blowing my cute little bear head off,

    but when you bust my balloons, you go too far.imageimage

    Only Lucy is allowed to do that.
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  • LucyBop
    LucyBop Posts: 14,001 ✭✭✭
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    WOW!!! You leave my Grizzly bear alone!!!!!!!!!


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    imageBe Bop A Lula!!
    "Senorita HepKitty"
    "I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
  • KAJ1
    KAJ1 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭
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    LOL
  • cosmicdebris
    cosmicdebris Posts: 12,332 ✭✭✭
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    Actually Clark posted one of him first(you'll notice he edited his message after I posted mine). Then I followed suit and got carried away. Nothing personnel bear just trying to cure some boredom. image
    Bill

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  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Bill -It was very funny and I enjoyed every laugh minute.

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  • LucyBop
    LucyBop Posts: 14,001 ✭✭✭
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    I know, that Sneaky Clark, I don't know how many times I have grounded him and he doesn't listen!
    imageBe Bop A Lula!!
    "Senorita HepKitty"
    "I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
  • ClarkOfKent
    ClarkOfKent Posts: 1,285
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    << <i> Actually Clark posted one of him first >>


    Did NOT! image
    NMFB ™

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  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    DID TOOimageimage
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  • ClarkOfKent
    ClarkOfKent Posts: 1,285
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    Ok... I'm busted.

    At least the Buckeyes WON!!!!!!! image
    NMFB ™

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  • ClarkOfKent
    ClarkOfKent Posts: 1,285
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    NMFB ™

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  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    There once was a place called
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  • Luvdawgs
    Luvdawgs Posts: 1,512 ✭
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    Bear, aren't there any natives on Troll Island that still practice the primitive custom of head shrinking?
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  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Headhunters are still human and would be out of place with the creatures wpopulate Troll Island. But

    thank you for your kind thought.We try to do all we can on behalf of our displaced Trolls living

    their misbegotten lives out on Troll Island. The Troll Island Bear
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  • Silvercoinpappa
    Silvercoinpappa Posts: 1
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    This is all a bunch of crazy talk from crazy people.
  • LucyBop
    LucyBop Posts: 14,001 ✭✭✭
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    what a cute little monkey.....
    imageBe Bop A Lula!!
    "Senorita HepKitty"
    "I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
  • cosmicdebris
    cosmicdebris Posts: 12,332 ✭✭✭
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    Little monkey needs to be spanked!
    Bill

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  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Monkeyboy - The nice boat is waiting to take you to Troll Island. Bon Voyage!
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  • cosmicdebris
    cosmicdebris Posts: 12,332 ✭✭✭
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  • Gembens
    Gembens Posts: 66
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    Hey Bear ; for your information ; your repeated bashing of trolls - by definition ...........makes you one !
  • Bear
    Bear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
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    Just call me the Troll Bear. "I was trolling along, on moonlight bay".
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