Clank, Where is our Schoolroom Tales its Monday

Bear

Its Monday, its cold, its raining, Im depressed,the coffee machine is broke and I need my fix.

Bear

Clankeye

Mr. Bear--

I do want to apologize. I have been running around like a chicken with his head cutoff this weekend. Mrs. Clankeye is out of town, leaving me and the four cat's to battle each other for morsels of food... I have every intention of writing one, in fact, I have to because I gave away a starring role as a contest give away prize.

The class may not meet until tomorrow, though. I beg your indulgence for being tardy. I'm sure there are many on this board that would view that as a welcome reprieve.

If you complain too loud, I may have to invent a new, shall we say "interesting" Bear character.

Clankeye

Bear

GROWWLLLLLLL

RLinn

Dang it! Finally came to work on a Monday just to go on a crusade or cruise or field trip or whatever and I discover there's no school due to a Teacher's Work Day. Drats!

my3cents

Clank, me lad, you be slippin'... until tommorrow then...

ClarkOfKent

I guess some things just weren't meant to be....

bohica268

This is exactly why you should not feed bears. They come to expect it and get all 'growl-ly' when it's not there.

nwcs

Well, I guess this is a case where something fun on the spur of the moment becomes tradition and expected. Maybe clank can do a friday class or a special holiday class next week. Either that or the teacher is on vacation.

Wisconsin

And I have the starring role in this weeks episode!! Maybe it is better that we don't find out just what that role will be!!

MadMarty

I think Clank has been having too many Margaritas with Lucy Bop!!!

Clankeye

<< <i>I think Clank has been having too many Margaritas with Lucy Bop!!! >>



If Clank were still in his Margarita days, I would have been run off this board long ago.

As pathetic as this sounds, Clank is at the moment involved in an epic debate with Mrs. Clank about pulling my weight around the Clank-house. Can you believe it? How does the two of us living like lepers, neck deep in our own discarded TV dinner containers, possibly matter compared to the importance of writing another Good Morning Class episode? She has her priorities all wrong.

Truth is I have been overwhelmed with a million things this week. Have you guys noticed it's almost Christmas? Besides, I owe Wisconsin an extra special good roasting for winning the contest, and at this point I just want to keep my eyes peeled for any Pedderdoodles sightings. Just for fun.

Until then, Mrs. Coinboard says: Buck up! Be men! And wash behind your ears!

Clankeye

PS: I am sincerely touched that you actually care.

coinguy1

Carl,

Put Mrs. Clankeye on the board - we would like to have a little chat with her!

cladking

We're trying not to pressure you. Well... ...most of us.

goose3

Isn't school "out" til after Jan 1?

Clankeye

Pressure? Pressure? Who feels pressure? My hair is falling out in clumps, but it's okay, because I use it to line this bird's nest in our backyard.

Clank

MadMarty

<< <i>My hair is falling out in clumps, but it's okay, because I use it to line this bird's nest in our backyard. >>



I thought you should use old AGC slabs to line a birdcage.

Bear

I think that Clank is due Christmans week and New Years Week off. After all

its not like he is getting paid for his work. As for this week, , we will just have to see what happens.

Any other Bards out there who can fill in the gaps and give old Clank a well earned rest?

nwcs

I may give it a try, but it won't be a classroom... Have to leave trademarked material alone.

coinguy1

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DCAMFranklin

Mrs. Coinboard.....Mrs. Coinboard, would you please report to the Principal's Office. There seems to be the beginnings of an uprising here in hall. Please don't leave me all alone to fight off this angry crowd!



Clankeye- We all appreciate your past work and certainly understand that the "Honey-do" list is full and many priorities rank above this Forum. We DO look forward to your next saga.

dorkkarl

clank-dude, sholud've got a substitute teacher! ya know, maybe to write a parody of your parody....

K S

Bear

We did, Coinguy jumped into the void with speed and good humour.