"Good Morning Class" -10- The Quickie
Clankeye
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Nightime in Coinville. After a hard day at school, Coinguy1 is laying in bed
Mrs. Coinguy1: Hey, um... you feel like, um... you know?
Coinguy1: Not tonight, dear... I have a headache...
Meanwhile across town at Mrs. Coinboard's house
Mrs. Coinboard: (smoking a cigarette) You rock my world, Homey!
Homerunhall: (desperately trying to get out of bed) Um... thanks, you know I think... I'll just be---
Mrs. Coinboard: (pulling him back) Class ain’t over yet, pooh-cakes!
In the back of a 56 Chevy parked outside Kranky's Tavern, Lucybop is hot and heavy with Angel Bear
LuckyBop: (passionately kissing his face) You are (smack) so... (smack) good to the Hepkitty... (she turns and rolls into the arms of Devil Bear) But you're so bad it hurts!!!
Devil Bear: (dressed like Elvis) Thank you very much!
Alone in his room, LanLord searches frantically for one of his own posts. He stares intently at his signature photo of Shania Twain
LanLord: They don't understand me... But you do... Shania! My Goddess! MY COIN!!!!!!
Further down the road, at the town lime pit, a Shrouded Figure removes bodies from a cart. He comes upon Russ, who is still alive and sits upright
Shrouded Figure: (staring at Russ) Hey....
Russ: ...Hey.
Shrouded Figure: (coyly) ...Come here often?
The stars cross the sky, the dawn unfolds… morning comes to Coinville
Mrs. Coinboard: (smiling broadly) Good morning class!
All: Good morning Mrs. Coinboard!
Mrs. CB: Well, dears... today we're going to... why, where's our Rusty?
---Silence---
Maulumall: He um... had a date with death.
Airplanenut: Cool!
All: BWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Coinguy1: Hey, um... you feel like, um... you know?
Coinguy1: Not tonight, dear... I have a headache...
Meanwhile across town at Mrs. Coinboard's house
Mrs. Coinboard: (smoking a cigarette) You rock my world, Homey!
Homerunhall: (desperately trying to get out of bed) Um... thanks, you know I think... I'll just be---
Mrs. Coinboard: (pulling him back) Class ain’t over yet, pooh-cakes!
In the back of a 56 Chevy parked outside Kranky's Tavern, Lucybop is hot and heavy with Angel Bear
LuckyBop: (passionately kissing his face) You are (smack) so... (smack) good to the Hepkitty... (she turns and rolls into the arms of Devil Bear) But you're so bad it hurts!!!
Devil Bear: (dressed like Elvis) Thank you very much!
Alone in his room, LanLord searches frantically for one of his own posts. He stares intently at his signature photo of Shania Twain
LanLord: They don't understand me... But you do... Shania! My Goddess! MY COIN!!!!!!
Further down the road, at the town lime pit, a Shrouded Figure removes bodies from a cart. He comes upon Russ, who is still alive and sits upright
Shrouded Figure: (staring at Russ) Hey....
Russ: ...Hey.
Shrouded Figure: (coyly) ...Come here often?
The stars cross the sky, the dawn unfolds… morning comes to Coinville
Mrs. Coinboard: (smiling broadly) Good morning class!
All: Good morning Mrs. Coinboard!
Mrs. CB: Well, dears... today we're going to... why, where's our Rusty?
---Silence---
Maulumall: He um... had a date with death.
Airplanenut: Cool!
All: BWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brevity is the soul of wit. --William Shakespeare
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A little explicit, dontcha think
Clank
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We'll use our hands and hearts and if we must we'll use our heads.
(even though i had to rat out Russ)
<< <i>Jeremy-- you must have missed it. Go back and read it again. Clank >>
Good work, Clank
<< <i>How many episodes have u been in Jeremy? Your such a popular guy
1, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8 (the lost episode), 9, and 10
I get to say cool all the time... cool!
<< <i>Alone in his room, LanLord searches frantically for one of his own posts. He stares intently at his signature photo of Shania Twain >>
I always wondered who that babe was.
"The silver is mine and the gold is mine,' declares the LORD GOD Almighty."
(My all-time favorite music video, Man, I feel like a woman by Shania Twain) Anybody agree?
Joe
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Class Number 9
Coindaughter-- glad you enjoyed it. I can breath a little easier now. I don't want to put up anything that's too risque for the forum.
Clank
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<< <i>Interesting that Lucky Lucy and Bear haven't chimed in yet...makes you kinda wonder... >>
LucyBop and Bear be busy.
Clankeye, you had me bustin' a gut this afternoon. That one is a riot.
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
Camelot
But, did she pop your balloons?
<< <i>But, did she pop your balloons? >>
and thats not all baby!
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
Camelot
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
<< <i>
tummy rubbed. And I drank a sprite with a straw and Lucy and I shaired a bowl
of fresh strawberries, with sugar and cream. MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm.
Camelot
Camelot
<< <i>Well we did find some loose change in the back seat of Lucys car >>
That's pretty funny, Bear! ....Fork it over.
Clank
Camelot
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
You're pushing the bounds of decency!
Not asking you to stop.... just making an observation....
<< <i>But, I'm not in any of em >>
Robert, thank you for volunteering! How I could have made that oversight is beyond me. You're in.
Clank
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
<< <i>Lucy does own a 56 BelAir that is named Lucille... >>
I dreamed about you and your Chevy, Lucy!
Easy, now, boys! Not that kind of dream!
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
How'd your "date with death" go?