"Good Morning Class" -9- Play Ball!

Clankeye

Mrs. Coinboard: Good morning class!
All: (with bright enthusiasm) Good morning Mrs. Coinboard!
Mrs. CB: Class, first... you may notice that some of you aren't here today. That's because of the ittsy-bittsy plague that's been going around. Some of you have died, some run away, and some are staying home today, to be bled and have their boils lanced....

Cut to Klectorkid's house, where he, Gilbert , Blade, Airplanenut and RegistryCoin are all skipping school

Gilbert: Can you believe Coinbroad bought that plague stuff?
Blade: I know! What a dufus!
Klectorkid: I've got these lumps under my armpits...
RegistryCoin: Shud-dup! Let's watch some tube. Gimmie the TV guide, peckerwood!

RegistryCoin snatches the TV Guide from Gilbert and begins to read aloud

RegistryCoin: Let's see.... Sitcom: Dork and Mindy. Mindy kills Dorkkarl for contradicting everything she has ever said. Dork questions his death certificate...

Drama: eBAYWatch. Baseball and Traderbobz ruin another auction- showing up at the beach in speedos. Lucy is rescued from a frothing margarita.

Airplanenut: Cool!
Gilbert: Bor-ing!

RegistryCoin continues to read from the TV Guide

RC: Here... Comedy... Oh, That Marguli! Spin-off of popular series Touched By an Angel. Episode one: G. Marguli in a hilarious race to evict his mother... um...

Documentary: The Anaconda Bi-Polar Expedition. Re-telling of the tragic expedition of Hadrian Stain, killed trying to go Pole to Pole in a HOT AIR balloon...

Klectorkid: Brutal!

Cut back to the classroom and Mrs. Coinboard

Mrs. Coinboard: Classy-wass-wass? How many of you little peckers have ever noticed the strange little boy in the corner?
All: I have! I have!!!!!!!
Mrs. CB: Well, his name is Homerunhall. And he's owns you all. Lock, stock and butt-cheeks...

Cut to Klectorkid's house where RegistryCoin is still reading from the TV Guide

RC: Variety... The Desert Lizard Hour. The two old men from The Muppett Show heckle a convention of professional coin dealers...

Religion: Clankeye's Clubhouse. Deadbeat musician finds God after seeing latest Visa bill...

Blade: Can I get a witness!
Gilbert: That sucks! What else...?

RC: (reading) Telethon... "Stewie's Kids." 24 hour telethon raising crossover funds for the Stewart Blay collection. (Scheduling based on stabilty of PCGS)... hey! how 'bout this...

Public Access: Shirohniichan! Examines in depth whether ancient cultures used lint traps...

Airplanenut: That blows! How about a movie...

RC: Movie: The Ballad of Homerunhall. Ironic tale of a man sentenced to a lunatic asylum, which he himself created....

Meanwhile back in the classroom

Supercoin: Hey, Mrs. Coinboard! I hear a bell! Is it Recess?

The ringing of a bell grows louder... LOUDER... LOUDER! There is a knock upon the door

Mrs. Coinboard: (sweetly) Who is it???????
Solemn Voice: Bring out your dead!
Mrs. Coinboard: (hand to mouth) Ohh! Oh, my... I nearly forgot! Pushkin, dear... will you get the body of Cameron Kiefer out of the closet? Thank you, dear...

Back to Klectorkid's house

RegistryCoin: Hey! Here's one directed by Sweaty Coinberg!... Reality series: Survivor! Members of a US Coin forum celebrate the passing of another weekend...

Klectorkid: Have you guys noticed these gooey purple-black lesions on my face?
Gilbert: Shud-dup, they're just zits.... I'm gonna start calling you Limepit Louie....

And finally, back to the class

Mrs. Coinboard: Children, now that you have met Homerunhall, he wants you to know, he's going to make life better for each and every one of you!

--Silence--

All: BWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

MadMarty

ROTFLMAO!!!!


Thank god, I was a good boy this week!!!

zenny

so good it just couldn't wait til monday.

Fairlaneman

Cool Clank.

UncleJoe

Hey Clank, that's great.

But what about Monday?

Joe.

MAULUMALL

The ONE true classic.

nwcs

Another great one! I wonder what I'll do that will put me into a thread. Although this is a substitute, I guess.

Russ

Do we still get another episode Monday?

Russ, NCNE

ursabear

BWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr.Clankeye,

Vous avez une maniere avec des mots! Yoda might have said, "Fun to read, this is!"

nwcs

Un autre personne qui parler en français?

UncleJoe

Je parle francais un peu.

Joe.

ursabear

<< <i>Un autre personne qui parler en français? >>



Non, je juste aide mes enfants avec le Français et sais utiliser des traducteurs. La majeure partie du temps je me rappelle juste des expressions.

mr1931S

clank...lmao

(mr1874 at the back of the class with the other trouble-makers throws a paper airplane at Mrs. Coinboard when her back is turned)...


"Mrs. Coinboard"...the movie?...it could happen...

nwcs

It's fun to pop back into French a bit. I used to be fluent, but let it go. Now I'm adequate. I hope!!!

dorkkarl

na-no na-no

shazbot!

clankeye, you're such a nimnitz!

K S, aka "dork" of "dork & mindy"

(used to watch that show daily...)

airplanenut

<< <i>Un autre personne qui parler en français? >>

Je le parle, aussi.

Un piece magnfique!

halfnut

Wow a rare Friday at the classroom must have been a big week. If I would have known there was school today I may have gone but I was having to much fun under my rock surfing E-bay and bowing to the PCGS and NGC gods that I may find a nice coin with no fingerprints and graded properly ( to my standard,I have yet to figure at theirs ). I must go now and forge a note to give to the teacher on Monday so back under my rock. Great job clank keep them coming.

RegistryCoin

Another beaut.

dpoole

Another classic, Clank!

coinguy1

Clankeye,

I don't remember much French (like some of these guys do) but I still recognize a great story teller when I read his work. Thanks for yet aother round of smiles and laughs.

KlectorKid

I say more than 2 words.. .that means this is the best Good Morning Class ever written

Clankeye

Klectorkid--
Yeah, and you got to hang out in your own house. But, beware Homey... that solemn guy with the shroud may be pointing his cart in your direction. Gilbert may be wrong, those may not be zits. Live each day to the fullest.
Clank

DHeath

Clank, a bi-polar expedition......LMAO, and DH sentenced to an insane asylum he helped create? I think you've found your true medium. They keep getting better.

1907Quarter

tres, tres bien, but the one earlier in the week had me in stitches!

Bear

What an unexpected treat, Classroom Tales on Fridayinstead of Monday. Npw what will I have

to look foward to following the weekend. Maybeeeeee another storyyyyyyyyy. Bear

mdwoods

Another great episode in the strange but true US Coin forum. Keep up the good work. mdwoods

cladking

The stories are becoming more believable and less incredible than the forum.

MrLee

I don't know how you came up with this one but it's the topper...best yet.
Kudos to you and thanks again for sharing your special talent with everyone here. A true treat

shirohniichan

Examines in depth whether ancient cultures used lint traps...

Thanks for another entertaining read.

Lint traps?! Roach motels, maybe...

coinguy1

cladking said "The stories are becoming more believable and less incredible than the forum.'

I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I think he might be right.