Numismatic slams

shirohniichan · September 30, 2002 1:31AM

Have you ever thought of good slams to use against unscrupulous dealers, snotty fellow collectors, and others in numismatics? Here's one I could think of:

"He got his grading degree at Basal State."

Russ · September 30, 2002 1:55AM

His brain was body bagged for corrosion.

Russ, NCNE

1956Quarter · September 30, 2002 2:21AM

He's/She's a slider PU.

nwcs · September 30, 2002 2:23AM

Their grading is fair

BillJones · September 30, 2002 2:23AM

He studied ethics are the Bill Clinton / Richard Nixon (pick your party, there’s no difference between these two IMO) law school.

nwcs · September 30, 2002 2:26AM

Their skin is artificially toned

nwcs · September 30, 2002 2:27AM

Their die crack is showing

nwcs · September 30, 2002 2:28AM

The only way they get a date is when they're on acid

ara · September 30, 2002 2:28AM

Here's a catch all: "YEAH, RIGHT!

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nwcs · September 30, 2002 2:29AM

They got rim around the collar

shirohniichan · September 30, 2002 2:32AM

The only way they get a date is when they're on acid

Good one!

"What a dip!"

nwcs · September 30, 2002 2:39AM

Their brain is whizzed

TheNumish · September 30, 2002 2:41AM

Your plastic surgery looks like it was done by a Coin Doctor.

BillJones · September 30, 2002 2:42AM

I get whizzed every time I buy from you!

MAULUMALL · September 30, 2002 2:43AM

Hmmm....It seems a fool and his money won't soon be parting.

nwcs · September 30, 2002 2:50AM

Few more I thought of...

I don't dig you

Did you grade this low in school?

You're not even certifiable

I'd like to plug you with a sharp object

You dateless wonder

TheNumish · September 30, 2002 2:58AM

You are so ugly if you were on the Susan B. Anthony $1 it'd look worse!!!!!

TheNumish · September 30, 2002 3:02AM

Ray Charles can grade better than you!!!

dorkkarl · September 30, 2002 5:31AM

"do you have any NICE coins?"

K S

BillJones · September 30, 2002 5:35AM

Your brain must be holed and plugged.

BlueCole · September 30, 2002 5:39AM

Didn't I see your name on the AGC website?

Are you sure you're not an AGC Certified Dealer?

B.

nwcs · September 30, 2002 5:44AM

On the ACG train...

You make AH shudder!

WWBillman · September 30, 2002 5:49AM

Do you not have "NO CENTS"?

dorkkarl · September 30, 2002 6:21AM

is that your face? or did our neck throw up?

(ok, not a numismatic slam, but an oldie/goodie)

K S

shirohniichan · September 30, 2002 6:23AM

Yikes, she wouldn't trade at Blue Sheet!

nwcs · September 30, 2002 6:24AM

Or...

Even ebay can't stand ya!

braddick · September 30, 2002 6:30AM

Wow! You really are living proof Indians had sex with buffalos.

quarterjack · September 30, 2002 7:22AM

That guys brain has been ETCHED with Stupidity!

Dave

quarterjack · September 30, 2002 7:25AM

You must of been left in the oven TOO long your Artificial Toning is a little OVERDONE!!!!!!!!!

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