"Good Morning Class" 2

Clankeye

Mrs. Coinboard: Good Morning class!
All: Good morning Mrs. Coinboard!
Mrs. CB: Class... today we have a new student. I'd like you all to welcome Kincoin!
Russ: Hey! The Whackjob showed up! Bwwwhahahahahaha!
Kincoin: AM NOT!
All: ARE TOO!
Mrs. CB: CLASS! CLASS!!! Now that is not nice! Who wants to welcome our new student properly? Michael?
MICHAELDIXON: (standing, shuffling feet) Um... I just wanted to say sorry to Kincoin... sorry that HE'S A DUMBAZZ!!!!
All: (loudly) BWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (pointing) DUMB--AZZ! DUMB--AZZ!
Mrs. CB: Children! Children! ..... Clankeye! Start a Poetry thread!!
---Silence---
Mrs. CB: That's better, thank you. Now, Kincob dear, why don't you tell us about yourself?
Kincoin: (suspicious) Well... I got a state quarter... and it's worth $145,000 dollars!
---Silence---
All: BWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUMB--AZZ!!
Kincoin: NUMBNUTS!
All: LOSER!!!!!
Kincoin: I know you are--but what am I??? (runs to the blackboard and writes "KINCOIN") There! I am The KING of coins, see? I AM, I AM, I AM THE KING OF COINS!!
Shirohniichan: You've spelled "Kincoin" --indicating you are related to coins, not their Sovereign.
WWBillman: (quietly) Yeah... dumbazz.
Kincoin, shoulders slumped, gently begins to weep. The class grows quiet and stares, finally It's4Real raises, walks toward Kincoin and gently puts his arm around him...
It's4Real: Don't pay any attention to these sausage smokers.
Cacheman: Hey! That's "rib smokers"
It's4Real: That was yesterday. (turns to Kincoin and starts to sing...)
There's a place for us.... Somewhere a place for us....
The door to the Classroom opens and in strides Marshall Bear.
Marshall Bear: Well, Howdy folks! Beautiful day ain't it?
Dog97 shoots him. He falls. Clankeye rushes over and holds the head of the dying Marshall Bear.
Marshall Bear: Well... they got me, Clank. Promise me... you'll take good care of my balloons... promise me...
Clankeye: (sobbing) I sure will, Marshall bear. 'An I'm-a gonna git the ones that done this to ya.
Marshall Bear: No, Clank. Love them... love them all.
Russ: Even the Whackjob?

The lights dim in the class room and the Angel of Marshall Bear raises in glowing grandeur, floats and addresses the class:

The Angel of Marshall Bear: Children, in life, I was but a little Bear. A gentle loving creature, who accepted all the other creatures of the forest. I loved berries and ballons, and used to love to sun myself in the gentle breezes of the forest while the dew evaporated from the trees--- remember to be good to each other, that time is short and precious (Angel Bear is floating away) remember... be good to each other..... (like a whisper, he is gone).....

--Silence----

Mrs. Coinboard: Now class, who can tell me what Angel Bear was teaching us? Russ?
Russ: I dunno... Kincoin's a whackjob?
All: BWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! DUMB--AZZ, DUMB--AZZ!!!

dorkkarl

lemme guess, "welcome back kotter"?

K S

Russ

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Russ, NCNE

dorkkarl

oh! oh! oh! oh! oh! (arnold horscack)

who??? what??? when??? (vinnie barbarino)

nwcs

Vinnie: Hey man, I need some good coins for my next movie!

Russ

I always liked that show. That was back when Travolta could really act.

Russ, NCNE

MrLee

That's too funny. WAAAAAAY TOO FUNNY. I have to go to the restroom now.

dorkkarl

awww, c'mon, man! (boom boom washington)

its4real

Can that guy write or what? I think clank missed his calling!

yuck yuck yuck....

p.s. I no longer have the arm I put around him but you should have seen what I did with the sausage

nwcs

Yeah, and Horschack beat up the Fridge, too, on celebrity boxing.

dorkkarl

man, i like totally forgot about that! wasn't that something else??? i thought horschack was this little skinny shrimp of a guy!

i thought mrs. kotter (on the show) was a total babe.

K S

keets

john revolting!!!!!!

al h.

Russ

<< <i>i thought mrs. kotter (on the show) was a total babe. >>



Agreed. Didn't she also have a role in WKRP Cincinnati?

Russ, NCNE

shirohniichan

Good one, Clankeye.

nwcs

All the Fridge had to do was fall on him...

dorkkarl

don;t remember on WKRP, but i think she popped up on "honey, is shrunk the kids", or something like that.

K S

nwcs

When I was a kid I thought Loni Anderson was gorgeous.

dorkkarl

yeah, she was. but she sure didn't age gracefully , did she? "bailey" was a babe too.

K S

LanLord

Was the reference to kincob a freudian slip or was that intentional?

nwcs

King Kong

Clankeye

LanLord--
Mrs. Coinboard takes a nip or two every now and again. But, she is a sly old fox, and I do believe, subtle in many ways...

radiofrek

Clankeye, Very well done!!!!

Russ

<< <i>"bailey" was a babe too. >>



That's the one I was thinking was also Mrs. Kotter.

Russ, NCNE

nwcs

Of course, I had a thing for Erin Grey on "Buck Rogers," too.

dorkkarl

OOOOHHH. come to think of it, that did look like her, didn't it? hmm, where can i look up something like that?

K S

nwcs

You can always search for them on google.

nwcs

Hmm, google is appropriate isn't it? "go" + "ogle" = "google"

TWODOGS

"A MUST READ!!!"- The TWODOGS Gazette.

All it was missing was a couple of choruses of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door."

kranky

Clankeye, I must tip my hat!

On a side note: Bailey Quarters from WKRP = Jan Smithers, and Mrs. Kotter = Marcia Strassman. Not the same person.

nwcs

You can look up others also at imdb

goyankeez

Clankeye- nicely done. Very funny. Although I don't like the part about Bear dying. sniff sniff

KINCOIN

Clankeye
Senior Member

PROVE TO ME THAT THERE ARE MORE THAN 12 COINS

Clankeye

goyankeez--
Don't worry, in this series he's like Kenny in Southpark, he always comes back to life.

My beloved Mariners are no more. That's what you should be crying about.

goyankeez

I'm glad to hear that- about Bear coming back.

Too bad about those Mariners. What a difference a year makes.

dorkkarl

bailey QUARTERS, that's right! yet ANOTHER numismatic/babe-o-matic connection!!!

K S

dpoole

That one goes in the All-Time Classics Thread, Clank. That was GREAT!

KINCOIN

Clankeye
Senior Member
WHATS WRONG? YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG CAN YOU? IT IS TEARING YOU APART INSIDE ISN'T IT?YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE COINS? IT IS ONLY A CLICK OF THE MOUSE AWAY.

KINGCOIN KING OF COINS

Russ

Kranky,

Somehow I knew you'd have the answer.

Russ, NCNE

LanLord

For any newbies you can read the original clankeye "good morning class" drama here

It's at least as good if not better than this one.

MadMarty

Oh My god, they killed Bear, those bas-tards!! Hey Kincoin, one again, it's a die crack for cry'n out loud. It's not the 33 double eagle. It's a friggin' die crack. Who cares how many are out there! It's a die crack!!! If you want to put it on E-Bay for $144,000 more power to you, but it's a die crack. It's an inperfection in the die, an old die. Now, let the friggan' subject about the die crack, DIE!!!!

coinnerd

Clankeye thanks for the laugh
<One more post and it will be time for Kinc to chime in again.>

TheNumish

Madmarty,
Haven't you ever herd of the Oswald Kennedy Half? What exactly is that?

Clankeye,
Great post. Mad me laugh very hard!!!!

MadMarty

<< <i>Haven't you ever herd of the Oswald Kennedy Half? What exactly is that? >>



It's a friggin' die crack... and one in very bad taste at that..., it's like the cracked skull Lincoln die crack, a cool error, but not worth $144,000.

Hey Pat, I have a cracked skull Lincoln, give me $50,000 for it and you can triple your money on E-Bay

shirohniichan

Now, now, MadMarty-- it's time for you to go overseas and get over this mess. Don't even think about KINGCON while you're away.

KINCOIN

MadMarty
Veteran
The friggin Die crack is is just like realestate location of the crack is key. location location location I tell you.
KINGCOIN KING OF COINS HAS SPOKEN.

MadMarty

How about it Pat, I've got a Lincoln with a die crack right across the head, It's a cracked skull Lincoln. ANACS slabbed MS65RD, yours for only $45,000...

KINCOIN

MadMarty
Veteran
Is it a proof?

littlewicher

<< <i>MadMarty
Veteran
Is it a proof? >>



Idiot, look what he wrote.

<< <i>ANACS slabbed MS65RD >>

Look, it says MS. That means Mint State. Mint State is NOT a proof coin. If you were the "King of Coins", you would know that, idiot.

shirohniichan

Is it a proof?

Um... shouldn't the so-called king know that MS coins cannot by definition be proof?

shirohniichan

Zounds-- I echoed LW!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me, I have to go overseas to recover.

littlewicher

Oh, Shiro, it wasn't that bad.