Baseball cards do not break down

1948_Swell_Robinson

My brakes seized and now my damn car won't move
Baseball cards do not break down

Two air conditioners and one no longer spun
Could have bought a Ruth and hit a home run

A pair of hot water heaters and one won't light
Bidding on a Gehrig it cost me that fight

Honey, $4,000 curtains to block out the sun
Baby, A Caramel Cobb is way more fun

Three grand to heat the pool
That Honus was making me drool

$800 to the beach on a plane
Tis far more fascinating on The Big Train

Now the garbage disposal broke and my floor is soaked
Baseball cards do not break down

2dueces

You are correct but you can’t drive a baseball card to work to pay for more baseball cards. 😂

Ridethelightning

With a little effort, yeah they do. Is that a Niles Crane thing above ?

Now, where's that Barbeque. oh yeah. it melted due to stadium club mega temp burn.

1951WheatiesPremium

I once knew a man from Nactucket,
The stories were greatly exaggerated.

Cakes

I think Swell might have gotten into the whiskey a little early that day, and I like it!