Baseball cards do not break down

My brakes seized and now my damn car won't move
Baseball cards do not break down
Two air conditioners and one no longer spun
Could have bought a Ruth and hit a home run
A pair of hot water heaters and one won't light
Bidding on a Gehrig it cost me that fight
Honey, $4,000 curtains to block out the sun
Baby, A Caramel Cobb is way more fun
Three grand to heat the pool
That Honus was making me drool
$800 to the beach on a plane
Tis far more fascinating on The Big Train
Now the garbage disposal broke and my floor is soaked
Baseball cards do not break down
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You are correct but you can’t drive a baseball card to work to pay for more baseball cards. 😂
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
With a little effort, yeah they do. Is that a Niles Crane thing above ?
Now, where's that Barbeque. oh yeah. it melted due to stadium club mega temp burn.
I once knew a man from Nactucket,
The stories were greatly exaggerated.
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I think Swell might have gotten into the whiskey a little early that day, and I like it!
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