Mike Tyson vs full grown gorilla
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Mike Tyson in his absolute prime vs a full grown gorilla in it's prime, who wins this fight?
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Gorilla by destruction.
A gorilla would take out multiple Mike Tysons at the same time and it wouldn’t even be close. You would need hazmat cleanup on stand by as well.
I think you're right, they are powerful and vicious beasts. This gorilla got angry at people viewing him at the zoo and he tried to attack them through the glass, Tyson would be destroyed. I'm changing my prediction to Gorilla by destruction!
Honestly Double D, you do NOT mess with Animals, I’m being totally serious about this, like 5 Mike Tysons in their prime wouldn’t stand a chance against a Gorilla. Limbs would literally get torn off, it would be a horrific scene
I was reading something this morning on Quora, and someone said pretty much the same thing, you just don't screw around with nature, Lions, Gorillas, Tigers, Bears, etc. They'll rip you apart. I can't believe Tyson actually asked a zookeeper to open up a cage so he could punch a gorilla.
The gorilla's head would absorb Tyson's punch like it was nothing, and then destroy Tyson.
https://www.wildgorillasafaris.com/facts-about-gorilla-facts/how-strong-is-a-gorilla/#:~:text=Gorilla strength is estimated to,to 885 lb (401.5 kg.
Gorilla. And it would last about as long as the Tyson - Ricardo Spain fight.
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How we humans became the dominant species against much more powerful animals, i'll never know.
I mean most of us won't even go out in the rain for fear of getting our hair wet. LOL
The correct answer is that Tyson would win the fight.
Tyson would bite the gorilla's ear, and the gorilla would run away.
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this thing is only like 3lbs and took this hit. mike tyson is a beast and all but he doesnt hit harder than the ground. a full blown gorilla? no contest. gorilla in the 1st.
That was awesome.
They call it Gorilla Glue, not Mike Tyson glue.
That closes the argument and no further posts are necessary in this thread.
I just found out that Tyson actually offered the zookeeper $10,000 to open that cage and let him punch the gorilla! Here is what a full grown gorilla would look like in the ring with Tyson, and as you can see, the gorilla is absolutely huge, Tyson wouldn't stand a chance.
I would be more concerned with the gorilla eating Tyson's head, check out the teeth on this behemoth!
The gorilla in a heartbeat. Imagine if the gorilla spent time time in the gym on top of its natural strength!
Check out the size of this beast, he is just absolutely huge!
The only person I know who could beat up a gorilla is Tarzan. The Ape would destroy Tyson. Therefore I imagine Tarzan would have no problem kicking Mike Tysons ass.
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Check this out, a team was filming some gorillas and a guy was camoflouged and hiding when the gorilla spotted him and grabbed him and started to drag him off, but let go.
would iron mike have to fight bare ass?
still cant believe no ones got the sara flew/theraflu joke yet.
im not mad. just disappointed.
you see that chunk of sod that took about a 100-yard ride? that would be Iron Mike's head after that gorilla detached it
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Ha! It took me a minute, but I get it now! 😂😂
A gorilla can bend a semi truck tire into a figure 8.
the gorilola in manilla, bring it
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Nicely done. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. ;-)
Saw on my google page about the world record bench press attempt, after opening it up this popped up https://www.wildgorillasafaris.com/facts-about-gorilla-facts/how-strong-is-a-gorilla/
It says they can bench press 4,000 lbs, and if you tried to punch them, you would break your arm. Mike Tyson would be ripped apart!
Not necessarily vicious
But videos do show they are wild animals
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dian_Fossey
Gorilla
And their is a hierarchy and the bully may have been the top
Tyson eats ears. Gorillas eat faces.
Primatologists say even a chimp is 10X stronger than a adult male.
I hear they feed the gorilla Tyson chicken every day.
If Iron Mike got in the cage we would see the Tyson deboning operation.
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The gorilla in less than 30 seconds. And it would only last that long because there's a good chance that the gorilla would not even notice that Tyson had hit him the first time.
I agree. I would take a fired up raccoon over Tyson.
It's funny because I remember a huge silverback at the Audubon Zoo in New Orleans doing that to a buddy of mine as he posed for a picture in front of its enclosure. We kept trying to make him take another shot to get it "just right" as his back was to the big boy doing the throwing. LOL
I agree. But, if you were getting your hands cut off for no reason, you'd be pissed too. And, for the record, I always root for the bulls.
Raccoons are nasty lol, those claws are unforgiving!
The greatest thing about Mountain Gorillas to me (well, at least one great thing) is that they are TRULY gentle giants. Not saying they would not defend their territory,clan, etc, but they are not innately aggressive. They have long been my favorite animal and I've watched many documentaries showing their intelligence and compassion. If I could have any animal (hypothetically) by my side in Heaven it would be a Silverback. His name would be Henry. Henry the Ape. I've thought this through gents!