*** WEEK 6 CONTEST TIME -- CONGRATS ZIPPCITY! ***
i am not trying to steal double's thunder with his weekly picks contest. just a little extra somethin' somethin' for this week's games.
the rules are simple:
pick every NFL game (straight up, no spreads) and have them in my inbox prior to noon central this coming Sunday. (there is no Thursday night tilt this week.) if you are one minute late, your entry finds its way into the dumpster. if you have posted even a single time anywhere on this forum in 2020, you're eligible. if you haven't said jack all year long and decide to use my contest to make a grand entrance, you'll also find your way into the dumpster with all of the late entries and Bill O'Brien and Dan Quinn and Thomas Dimitroff and Adam Gase in a week or two and hopefully Matt Nagy if he experiences brain fog one more time at the end of a game.
the sharp cookie with the most correct picks to receive a life-altering, earth-shattering sum via PayPal........................$25.
what if two or more entries tie, you ask? the breaker will be the total points scored for BOTH Monday night games. in other words, send me your selection for all 14 games, AS WELL AS your prediction for total points scored between KC-Buffalo AND Arizona-Dallas. closest to the actual figure wins. if two or more peeps tie with the game picks, then really annoy me and tie again with the points total, i'm just gonna keep my money or something. but i don't anticipate that happening.
if corona decides to get involved, any game postponed beyond week 6 will be removed from the contest. we're not gonna wait weeks to crown a winner. but if a game is moved to, say, Tuesday of next week (a la Buff & Tenn tonight), then it'll count.
soon after the noon kickoffs i will post everyone's picks on this thread. then after the Sunday night game i will update the standings as we head down the stretch into Monday night's games.
good luck!
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
Comments
I’m in
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
Do we put the scores also? Like for example:
Titans - 24
Texans - 13
no scores, just your predicted winner of each game. the only number you'll send me is the total points scored for both Monday night games (in case a tie needs to be broken)
edit: i tweaked my initial post.......should be a little clearer now
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
Got it, I'll have my picks in soon buddy.
I retroactively picked the Saints to beat the Chargers so going into the weekend you'll already have me down for +1.
Thanks in advance!
Seriously though, sounds like fun until I go about 1-13 on Sunday.
In 🍻
Interesting contest but a bit too complex for me. I'm not a Fantasy Football guy, so i don't know many of the particular details of each team like others here do, in order to properly handicap and win a proposition such as this.
Kudos for having a contest, and maybe I'll look ya up on the next one.
But if i had to pick the winner of this contest, i'd have to say the favorite would be Perkdog. That cat really knows football. Hope i didn't just jinx his chances.
I'm in.
I think that if Perkdog wins, he needs to share his pic of the Perkies to his fellow contestants.
PS...not to expose a pick, but I think its gonna be a long day at Lincoln Financial Field Sunday.
Know the details of each team? Geez on any given day I'm lucky to remember which city the Chargers
and Raiders are in this year. Remember the Teddy R. speech Brady is so fond of? To suffer inglorious
defeat or ultimate victory one has to at least join the fray.
And that's word for word what he said, an exact quote! You can look it up, as someone famous once said.
And by the way, don't think I haven't noticed Galaxy isn't letting me copy off of perkdog's or
2deuces papers. Its like high school all over again.
i will edit my initial post and attach a screenshot of this spreadsheet with the picks included when the games commence on Sunday. i hope there are more columns!
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
Here's the current Las Vegas betting odds on winning the contest:
Perkdog: 4-5
2dueces: 2-1
Doubledragon: 5-1
MCMLVTopps: 10-1
Darin: 1,000-1
I’m not sure I can live up to this pressure 😅
I miss my girls 😩
Just remember, if I lose, I have a good excuse.
Stevek pondering how to answer a question about how his team is doing this season.
No "pondering" at all...I've already discussed that in other threads.
Updated Las Vegas odds based on the former favorite's lack of confidence:
2dueces: 1-1
Perkdog: 6-5
Doubledragon: 5-1
MCMLVTopps: 10-1
Darin: 1,000-1
Pheeew now I don’t have so much pressure on me, thank you Steve 😅
@galaxy27
Having a hiccup with my messages. Just making sure you received my picks.
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
got 'em; good to go
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
@perkdog I was hoping you’d be a 4 to 1 so when you win I get a good price.
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
Picks sent via PM.
SteveK runs a tight ship 😂
If i see any shenanigans in the wagering, i'll be forced to do an in depth investigation.
For example if i notice Perkdog picks all favorites, but the other entrants pick all dogs, i might become a little suspicious that the fix is in.
<<< *** CONTEST TIME -- 3 days to go, a whopping 5 entrants *** >>>
I think many people are still in a funk over this corona virus and that includes sports.
It'll bounce back eventually...i think?
I’m on my best behavior Steve. “Trust Me, I swear” 😂
I'm also in, picks coming.
The picks are in.
http://www.unisquare.com/store/brick/
Ralph
Good luck everyone and let’s give a big hand to @galaxy27 for putting this together 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👍🍻
It's time for the showdown!
picks sent.
good luck, all. Thanks Galaxy!
Galaxy in lieu of $25 for winning I would like this instead if not too much trouble.
And just to show how generous I am I would like you to keep one box for yourself.
You're welcome in advance.
Updated Las Vegas odds:
Perkdog: 1-1
2dueces: 8-5
JRR300: 5-1
Doubledragon: 7-1
Brick: 10-1
zippcity: 25-1
MCMLVTopps: 100-1
Darin: 25,000-1
Prop Bet:
Winner's correct picks: over/under 10.5
Wow, I went from 10-1 to 100-1. Must be some serious scientific analysis going on here.
Latest from Lincoln Financial...
@zippcity i need your tiebreaker for tomorrow night's games
good luck gents!
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
So you're saying there's a chance?
I should have known not to pick against FOLES.
My picks stunk it up today. Stunk it up!
Really thought the Falcons were toast, given the 0-5 record and major coaching changes and on the road.
And, with the Pack 5-0. what a shellacking Brady etal put on them.
amigos we are down to 4 who can take this thing down, and it's actually quite interesting:
if Dallas beats Arizona, the tiebreaker will decide the victor between 2dueces, MCMLVTopps, zippcity, and JRR300
if Arizona beats Dallas, the tiebreaker will bust up 2dueces, MCMLVTopps, and zippcity
but zippcity has to be praying for an Arizona win, as he is sandwiched right in between MCMLVTopps and JRR300 in the tiebreaker with no room to spare
remember, the person closest to the actual points total for both games wins
good luck to the fab 4!
you'll never be able to outrun a bad diet
Chalk players are looking for Perkdog's head right now.
Some of that handicapping was so bad, i think they should send Galaxy $25.
Not that i would have done any better.
Seriously! I had my absolute worse football day ever yesterday, my fantasy team had an all time low and on DraftKings my 3 small wagers got smoked. It’s laughable how awful I did yesterday
Same here 😩
No handicapper is as good or bad as their last week.
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
As you reach my age, your brains begin the long march up from your groin to where the X-ray shows they actually belong. Then you are free to actually think about other things besides 6’ European Blondes. It helps the handicapping among other things. 😂😂
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.
That means everyone took Kansas City over Buffalo. Even this Buffalo homer. I’m so ashamed. 😢😞☹️
"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.