From a gold forum I haunt

topstuf

we are gathered here today ta mourn the passin' of a dear friend ... the global financial system .... will the pallbearers please step towards the coffin? .... open your prayer books ta page 247 verse 23 .... "... and it came ta pass that fiat blew up in their faces and the land was dark and desolate and gold came forth and smote the gold shorts and ***'d on the paper that ruined the lives of all

MsMorrisine

the would be pall bearers are holed up eating rations. anyway they can't get the coffin away from the massive numbers of people saying there is nothing in the coffin.

derryb

sounds like a conspiracy theory. lol

ricko

I have never liked funerals, and rarely attend one (immediate family only). I personally will not have one when such time arrives. I have made the choice not to attend my funeral... Meanwhile, I will have a glass of Cabernet while admiring my gold stacks... Cheers, RickO

johnny9434

hey the pall bearers aren't wearing any ppe or social distancing

Wingsrule

My buddy once said he wanted a keg laid out next to him and The Who blasting through the sound system when he went.

topstuf

@johnny9434 said:
hey the pall bearers aren't wearing any ppe or social distancing

Good for them! I'm betting they won't join the corpse either.

johnny9434

@topstuf said:

@johnny9434 said:
hey the pall bearers aren't wearing any ppe or social distancing

Good for them! I'm betting they won't join the corpse either.

No I think not

No Headlights

I joke I heard
The priest is meeting with a man near death and asks him what he would like said about him at his funeral
The man replies as follows "I was hoping someone would say look he's moving!"

Timbuk3

🙏 !!!

Jimnight

Excellently done!