A butcher cracked open his back door to get a little air.
A dog ran in, grabbed a couple of beef tenderloins, and ran out.
It happened in the blink of an eye, but the owner was able to recognize that the dog belonged to a lawyer who practices nearby.
He goes to his office, and says, “I was wondering if I could ask a hypothetical question.
Let’s say a dog got inside my shop and stole a piece of meat. Would the dog owner be responsible for the damages, so to speak?”
“Of course,,” says the lawyer. “
Well, in that case you owe me 50 bucks because that’s exactly what your dog did earlier today.”
Without saying a word, the lawyer gets 50 dollars from his wallet and gives it to the butcher.
The very next day the butcher receives a $500 bill in the mail for the legal consultation.
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
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At least the panels weren't damaged.
Why didn't the pop off the windshield instead of cutting through it?
Throw a coin enough times, and suppose one day it lands on its edge.
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Banana bread
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Where can I get one of these?
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A Bear fell through the ceiling
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If a bear fell through the ceiling above, then why is the exposed beam not broken.
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He slipped through the crack.
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A butcher cracked open his back door to get a little air.
A dog ran in, grabbed a couple of beef tenderloins, and ran out.
It happened in the blink of an eye, but the owner was able to recognize that the dog belonged to a lawyer who practices nearby.
He goes to his office, and says, “I was wondering if I could ask a hypothetical question.
Let’s say a dog got inside my shop and stole a piece of meat. Would the dog owner be responsible for the damages, so to speak?”
“Of course,,” says the lawyer. “
Well, in that case you owe me 50 bucks because that’s exactly what your dog did earlier today.”
Without saying a word, the lawyer gets 50 dollars from his wallet and gives it to the butcher.
The very next day the butcher receives a $500 bill in the mail for the legal consultation.
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
"When they can't find anything wrong with you, they create it!"
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
Successful Transactions with more than 100 Members
USN & USAF retired 1971-1993
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