Time for smoe coin limericks! (It's been awhile...)

dpoole

I'll start:

Every time that I’d go on the bourse
I’d spend all of my money, of course.
But what proved to be true
Was my wife’s point of view
That that course was good grounds for divorce.

dpoole

Maybe prime the pump for the weekend?

A coin on eBay did I snag it.
That’s caused me much anguish and havoc.
I found out that thing
Had been made in Beijing
When PCGS body-bagged it.

ricko

A coin I have longed for and sought,
showed up and I pondered and thought..
Is the price really fair
That's a lot, do I dare?
And with that delay, the coin went away, and I sit here with naught.
Cheers, RickO

Onedollarnohollar

I once called a red cent a nice penny-
on this forum I was corrected by many-
it's called a BU cent you ignorant newbie!
ok, I replied, now enlightened, so sue me!

dan_marinelli

I always liked the dimes,
That I found in my pockets at times,
But as I got older,
The best ones I did holder,
To sell and to pay for my crimes.

dpoole

This'll stir things up on the Precious Metals boards:

I count on what cohodk does
To show what e’re will be or was.
And if derryb
May say nay or agree
I believe cohodk , just because.

Onastone

There was a fellow quite jaded,
who collected only coins graded.
but what always was spent,
every cent of his rent.
Now he lives homeless and aided.