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  • SaamSaam Posts: 567 ✭✭✭

    A beautiful coin I once owned
    but had no way for it to be shown
    So off to be True Viewed it was sent
    but pictures received were indecent
    A beautiful coin I once owned

  • johnny010johnny010 Posts: 1,652 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You're searching for that perfect find
    A coin to add to your collection's shine
    But beware of the scuffs and the scratches too
    They might be considered detail grade, not solid, it's true

  • oih82w8oih82w8 Posts: 12,246 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There once was a dealer from Nantucket
    Who wore mustard stained shirts from untuckit
    I showed him my collection
    My mistake upon reflection
    He said he would throw them into a bucket

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  • pursuitoflibertypursuitofliberty Posts: 6,959 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 8, 2024 8:50AM

    I once had a stunning Half Dollar
    It really was struck out of collar
    Try as I might
    the holder was just too tight
    no matter how hard I tried to install her.

    :p


    “We are only their care-takers,” he posed, “if we take good care of them, then centuries from now they may still be here … ”

    Todd - BHNC #242
  • IkesTIkesT Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A guy with a stellar collection
    Tried to get a third party correction
    He tried in vain
    Because the drain of the brain
    Had spread like a stinky infection

  • messydeskmessydesk Posts: 20,003 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There once was a woman from Nîmes
    Whose husband was of great esteem
    He bid her adieu
    And spent every last sou
    On a specimen US Half Disme.

  • LazybonesLazybones Posts: 1,478 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There once was a man from Nantucket...

    oh, wait...never mind.

    USAF (Ret) 1974 - 1994 - The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. Remembering RickO, a brother in arms.

  • OnastoneOnastone Posts: 3,977 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I once found a coin in a lot,
    It had scratches, marks, and a spot,
    So I posted on line,
    Someone said, "Hey it's mine!"
    So I threw it back out there to rot!

  • CregCreg Posts: 524 ✭✭✭✭

    @pursuitofliberty said:
    I once had a stunning Half Dollar
    It really was struck out of collar
    Try as I might
    the holder was just too tight
    no matter how hard I tried to install her.

    Still funny

  • IkesTIkesT Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A third party was once given proof
    That a "Proof" was not really a Proof
    But they couldn't tell
    So they said, "What the hell"
    "We'll just send it back as a Proof."

    There once was a super coin wiz
    Whose eyes were the best in the biz
    To help the third party
    He said, "Use a die marker, smarty!"
    But they didn't know what that is.

  • braddickbraddick Posts: 24,109 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There was a man who preferred the nickel,
    This put him in quite the pickle.
    With modest objection
    He sold off his collection
    For the the young maiden who fancied his tickle.

    peacockcoins

  • IkesTIkesT Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The computer now writes by itself
    But put that crap back on the shelf
    For every Millennial
    With coins Bicentennial
    Now thinks they are rolling in wealth

  • pursuitoflibertypursuitofliberty Posts: 6,959 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Long ago as a young Numismatic hack
    I found a very interesting coin with a crack
    And try as I might
    It's an addiction I fight
    But it really did put me on track

    :p


    “We are only their care-takers,” he posed, “if we take good care of them, then centuries from now they may still be here … ”

    Todd - BHNC #242
  • IkesTIkesT Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I once bought a coin on a hunch
    And ended up making a bunch.
    With coins, there are laws;
    "There's no Santa Claus"
    But there certainly is a free lunch.

  • pcgscacgoldpcgscacgold Posts: 2,902 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I sent coins to CACG on a whim
    Knowing they had already been to "Him"
    I guess as expected
    They all were rejected
    So might be time for a trim

  • pcgscacgoldpcgscacgold Posts: 2,902 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ok, last one

    I was asked if I just buy coins that pass CAC
    To that I must say no way Jack
    I have some from Bust Nuts
    No if and or buts
    So for those please don't give me any flack

  • CoinscratchCoinscratch Posts: 8,712 ✭✭✭✭✭

    There once was a hottie named paradise found.
    Who had a tanned body the best in town.
    She posted big hearts while sharing her smarts.
    But like a banned Dottie she’s never around.

  • OnastoneOnastone Posts: 3,977 ✭✭✭✭✭

    A man once stopped his collection,
    He paused and blamed an election,
    Did he actually vote?
    Or write a quick note?
    "Just find another selection."

  • CRHer700CRHer700 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I once went to my work,
    and threw a coin at a jerk,
    I missed his head,
    and hit my boss Ted,
    and that was my last day of work.

    God bless all who believe in him. Do unto others what you expect to be done to you. Dubbed a "Committee Secret Agent" by @mr1931S on 7/23/24. Founding member of CU Anti-Troll League since 9/24/24.

  • CRHer700CRHer700 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Creg said:
    Why is the mint so fickle?
    I don’t get even a tickle.
    Every next roll
    Is a kick in the hole.
    I wanna new 24 nickel!

    Much better!

    God bless all who believe in him. Do unto others what you expect to be done to you. Dubbed a "Committee Secret Agent" by @mr1931S on 7/23/24. Founding member of CU Anti-Troll League since 9/24/24.

  • pursuitoflibertypursuitofliberty Posts: 6,959 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Like @MapsOnFire suggested, this can worm into your brain

    .
    He went on a Die Marriage run
    OMG this will be so much fun
    but it damn near drained his wallet
    I just have to call it
    So he sold them all, deciding he was done

    :p


    “We are only their care-takers,” he posed, “if we take good care of them, then centuries from now they may still be here … ”

    Todd - BHNC #242
  • MapsOnFireMapsOnFire Posts: 234 ✭✭✭

    My beautiful wife
    Is the love of my life.
    We do lots of exploring.
    But she sighs "bzzzork"
    Then she gasps "gzzzonk"
    As all night long she's snoring.

  • Clackamas1Clackamas1 Posts: 985 ✭✭✭✭✭

    In the world of coins, there’s a trend,
    Where grades seem to steadily bend.
    What once was a 'five',
    Now feels like a 'nine',
    As gradeflation becomes the new friend.

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