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JustacommemanJustacommeman Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited August 4, 2018 3:00PM in Sports Talk

From Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby: Wait, Dad. Don’t you remember the time you told me “If you ain’t first, you’re last”?

Reese Bobby: Huh? What are you talking about, Son?

Ricky Bobby: That day at school.

Reese Bobby: Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn’t make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth… hell you can even be fifth.

Ricky Bobby: What? I’ve lived my whole life by that

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  • CoinstartledCoinstartled Posts: 10,135 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "Yo, Adrian"

  • DarinDarin Posts: 6,247 ✭✭✭✭✭

    "If you build it, ghosts will show up and start playing baseball."

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  • dallasactuarydallasactuary Posts: 4,102 ✭✭✭✭✭

    You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

    This is for you @thisistheshow - Jim Rice was actually a pretty good player.
  • 1951WheatiesPremium1951WheatiesPremium Posts: 6,225 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Worker (incredulously): You just hit that guy!

    Happy Gilmore: He shouldn't have been standing there!

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  • thisistheshowthisistheshow Posts: 9,386 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Anyone remember 'All the Right Moves'?

    Steff: He didn't quit.

    Nickerson: What did you say?

    Steff: Salvucci, he didn't quit. None of us quit. I don't know. We beat those guys asses up and down that field tonight! We got nothing to be ashamed of, right? Isn't that right? Maybe the scoreboard doesn't say it, but we won that game. We held them. It was just a fluke. That's all. It's just a fluke.

    Nickerson: A fluke? That pass-interference penalty was no fluke. If you had done it the way I taught you, they never would've been down there in the first place, and they never would've scored, and we would've won that game! You're just as responsible as he is.

    Steff: Oh, yeah? If you would've had Rifleman hold the ball, then we would've won the game. We didn't quit. You quit!

    Nickerson: Get your stuff and get the hell out of here right now.

    Steff: What?

    Nickerson: You heard me. You get out of here. You're through. You're off the team.

  • JustacommemanJustacommeman Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭✭

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  • SanctionIISanctionII Posts: 11,660 ✭✭✭✭✭

    It's not how hard you hit, it's how hard you get hit and keep going.

  • keetskeets Posts: 25,351 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Who's the Wild Man now!!!

  • LarkinCollectorLarkinCollector Posts: 8,975 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 7, 2018 9:41AM

    Video clip is needed for this one.
    https://youtu.be/zbQTXFJL8lo

  • HallcoHallco Posts: 3,621 ✭✭✭✭✭

    “Well, Nuke’s scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s here. We need a live roo– is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose’s glove. And nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? … We’re dealing with a lot of $hi+.”

  • JustacommemanJustacommeman Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 7, 2018 1:27PM

    @LarkinCollector

    I just saw a two hour behind the scenes making of Caddyshack. In the original script Carl/ Bill Murray had no speaking parts. The Masters scene as well as all the others were completely ad libbed. In the original script he was just supposed to swing that scythe and take off the tops of the flowers. Harold Ramis just planted the seed of announcing ones own fantasy sports event and Murray did the rest. Pretty amazing

    mark

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  • LarkinCollectorLarkinCollector Posts: 8,975 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Justacommeman said:
    @LarkinCollector

    I just saw a two hour behind the scenes making of Caddyshack. In the original script Carl/ Bill Murray had no speaking parts. The Masters scene as well as all the others were completely ad libbed. In the original script he was just supposed to swing that scythe and take off the tops of the flowers. Harold Ramis just planted the seed of announcing ones own fantasy sports event and Murray did the rest. Pretty amazing

    mark

    Funny you mention that, I was just reading a bit about it in the comments under the YouTube video and wondered where that info came from.

  • JoeBanzaiJoeBanzai Posts: 11,171 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Hallco said:
    “Well, Nuke’s scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man’s here. We need a live roo– is it a live rooster? We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose’s glove. And nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Is that about right? … We’re dealing with a lot of $hi+.”

    GREAT movie!

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  • clarke442clarke442 Posts: 604 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield.
    You lollygag your way down to first.
    You lollygag in and out of the dugout.
    You know what that makes you? Larry!
    Larry: Lollygaggers!
    Skip: Lollygaggers!

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