Men Arrested For Smuggling Gold In Rectums

Spooly · January 17, 2012 12:16AM

I hate taxes

Let the jokes fly!

ModernCoin · January 17, 2012 12:19AM

Rectum? D@mn near killed him

!

gsa1fan · January 17, 2012 12:36AM

Laying a "Golden EGG" for sure!

ricko · January 17, 2012 12:51AM

I read that yesterday... amazing.. not sure how they were caught, no details in the report. Possibly the metal detectors if there was enough bulk... and certainly there sounds as if it was sufficient. Cheers, RickO

Justacommeman · January 17, 2012 12:53AM

JimDepot · January 17, 2012 1:16AM

"Dirty gold" has taken on a whole new meaning.

DrBuster · January 17, 2012 1:24AM

So...why would some necklaces or... cough cough, 'beads' be contraband? Isn't jewely exempt from the value limits?

Spooly · January 17, 2012 1:55AM

Dang it! I missed Justacommeman post before he edited it! (frown)

cjmezz · January 17, 2012 2:26AM

what a crappy story!

OldEastside · January 17, 2012 2:36AM

I've heard of golden showers.

One mans crap is another mans treasure.

Steve

Meltdown · January 17, 2012 2:52AM

This story stinks.

ricko · January 17, 2012 3:59AM

Yeah, I missed MJ's comment also... bet it was a good one..

drat, I will have to spend more time on the forum. Cheers, RickO

GBurger717 · January 17, 2012 6:41AM

I LOVE IT.... THATS FUNNEY

johnny9434 · January 17, 2012 8:25AM

not all things are lined with silver and gold if you get caught

Goldbully · January 17, 2012 8:54AM

In honor of MJ!

piecesofme · January 17, 2012 10:42AM

man, I've taken some bricks before, but not like that

Probably a good thing though, might've cracked the porcelin in the process.

Even being caught, they can say they've had up their rectum what alot people have never held in their hands...in more ways than one LMAO!!!

Gemineye · January 17, 2012 11:41AM

I won't post the site due to the rules..but this brings back memories of the you tube video of ..a$$ pennies....the dollar signs are sub of course !!...so do a search..It is funny....!!