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  • JustacommemanJustacommeman Posts: 22,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Now that Rob knows about Natucket
    He heard of a bar there he could bump it
    With his hat and Mrs in tow
    a dancing he did go
    All the way from the village of Brunswick


    You are from Brunswick right? MJ
    Walker Proof Digital Album
    Fellas, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pockets you better use them to call a tailor. Stay thirsty my friends......
  • goodmoney4badmoneygoodmoney4badmoney Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So many coins and didn't know what to do
    widgets and dreck with nice pieces too few
    they said "box of twenty"
    I sold some stuff promptly
    now only the best can be new



  • goodmoney4badmoneygoodmoney4badmoney Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The coin had never been slabbed
    it seemed like an MS could be had
    it went in for grading
    bagged for a cleaning
    and boy was I ever mad



  • goodmoney4badmoneygoodmoney4badmoney Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He found something odd in his change
    the coin did seem very strange
    it looked like an error
    but he should have known better
    it was just damaged by someone deranged

  • goodmoney4badmoneygoodmoney4badmoney Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    A poster had rhymes in his head
    while others were asleep in their bed
    so he spammed the board
    about selling his hoard
    and refused to let the topic go dead
  • JustacommemanJustacommeman Posts: 22,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There once was the time of The Open Forum
    Where some villagers lacked certain decorum
    With bammimgs abound there was a hasty retreat
    And safe Refuge was Opened quickly across the street
    After the Universe was split smoeone would ask....what exactly got us into this scrum ?

    MJ



    Walker Proof Digital Album
    Fellas, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pockets you better use them to call a tailor. Stay thirsty my friends......
  • razzlerazzle Posts: 993 ✭✭✭
    A bloated bird visited the bourse.
    Bean soup had been his source.
    With a bird's eye view,
    (preferring beef stew)
    he pooped only on the bouillion, of course.
    Markets (governments) can remain irrational longer than an investor can remain solvent.
  • CoinosaurusCoinosaurus Posts: 9,645 ✭✭✭✭✭


    << <i>...but what if Rob was from Nantucket
    with his metal detector and bucket
    in a field of wild scallions
    he found this medallion
    And now he truly doth Sucketh! >>



    LOL. The only problem is that they don't grow scallions in Nantucket, they grow cranberries. Of course, there is harder to make a rhyme image
  • BarryBarry Posts: 10,100 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Why do I start this threads image >>


    You're lucky that nothing rhymes with Coinosaurus image
  • JustacommemanJustacommeman Posts: 22,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Walker Proof Digital Album
    Fellas, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pockets you better use them to call a tailor. Stay thirsty my friends......
  • DarkStarDarkStar Posts: 463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When I go to a show I fidget
    Cause all I can afford is a widget
    Nonetheless I am happy
    Though my collection is crappy
    Since I'm a true numismatic midget


    And not to change the subject, but:

    In my hands I see
    a 94-s dime, then
    the alarm clock rings.

    There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who do not.

  • BarryBarry Posts: 10,100 ✭✭✭


    << <i>You're lucky that nothing rhymes with Coinosaurus image >>


    OK... Here's one:

    When I met Coinosaurus
    He drove up in his Ford Taurus
    I'd rather call him Len
    When we meet again
    Don't show me coins so porous.
  • goodmoney4badmoneygoodmoney4badmoney Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He flipped a five ounce puck
    to the 'Bay starting for a buck
    it went for a song
    what could have gone wrong?
    some bidders just have all the luck
  • goodmoney4badmoneygoodmoney4badmoney Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    a fellow member did an assault
    bammed and it was truly his fault
    he went ATS
    but it wasn't the best
    so now he's back with an alt.
  • goodmoney4badmoneygoodmoney4badmoney Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I went to the local coin show
    the dealer seemed like a pro
    his shirt showed some mustard
    or possibly a bit of custard
    but I probably don't want to know
  • goodmoney4badmoneygoodmoney4badmoney Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I could probably pen these all day
    but my boss wants me to earn pay
    so for now I will quit
    he may throw a fit
    but I hate this job anyway

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