You know you're spending too much time on this forum when......
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You can't wait to hear what yaha, bear, or longacre have to say next....
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is on occasion found wit and wisdom.
One finds what one seeks.
Camelot
<< <i>Perhaps because within the dross
is on occasion found wit and wisdom.
One finds what one seeks. >>
Keep trying and you may one day attain this goal.
Camelot
<< <i>Thank you grasshopper.
I have to admit Bear....
That nobody makes me look toward my ceiling and roll my head from side to side as you do.....
I was a Monkey
<< <i>You can't wait to hear what yaha, bear, or longacre have to say next.... >>
Guilty as charged.
Is how I know when I have
Overdone it here
Oh look, I appear
To have overdone it now.
Time to spit nickels.
Been there, done that. My, it is humbling.
<< <i>You can't wait to hear what yaha, bear, or longacre have to say next.... >>
Thankfully, I will never be that far gone. And, sad as it is to say, out of those mentioned, only Longacre actually makes sense.
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<< <i>You can't wait to hear what yaha, bear, or longacre have to say next.... >>
Thankfully, I will never be that far gone. And, sad as it is to say, out of those mentioned, only Longacre actually makes sense. >>
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<< <i>Thankfully, I will never be that far gone. And, sad as it is to say, out of those mentioned, only Longacre actually makes sense. >>
POTD.
Occasionally, even that Longacre guy makes no sense either (see the thread re Whales).
Didn't wanna get me no trade
Never want to be like papa
Working for the boss every night and day
--"Happy", by the Rolling Stones (1972)
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“This takes the cake,” he stormed, throwing a paperclipped stack of papers onto the hand-polished burlwood surface. “You’ve got me in a real fit of pique this time, Longacre. Oh, you may have seen me in a snit before, and I admit I’ve had my panties in a bunch more than once over your pranks, but this is an honest-to-gosh fit. A fit. Of. Pique.”
“What seems to be the problem, Sir?”
“You’ve billed more than 40 hours this week to International Allied Conglomerates.”
“Yes, and?”
“Never mind the fact that it’s only Tuesday morning. Your hours are billed to ‘Posting Forum Questions.’”
“Again I’m forced to ask: ‘And?’ Those questions don’t just write themselves, you know.”
The Man’s neck bulged at the tightly buttoned collar and his face, already blazing Mint red, went a deeper shade of crimson with tones of lavender and russet.
“If you don’t mind, Sir,” Longacre interrupted, “I’ve got a ten o’clock with my cigar-shopping assistant. Can we reconvene at. . .” He checked his hand-burnished Movado. “Say, three o’clock tomorrow afternoon?”
"Don't you dare breeze out of this office in a swirl of smoking jacket and aromatic French pipe tobacco, Longacre --- not this time!"
"I'm sorry, Sir, I really have to get to this meeting." He stood up and snapped the locks on his satchel. "I'm fresh out of hand-rolled Dominican panatelas, and I've got guests coming in this weekend. Call my secretary at noon and see if she can fit you in for martinis at the club tonight. I do want to continue this conversation."
And then, as elusive as a 1909-S V.D.B., he was gone.
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<< <i>The Man™ blustered into Longacre’s office.
“This takes the cake,” he stormed, throwing a paperclipped stack of papers onto the hand-polished burlwood surface. “You’ve got me in a real fit of pique this time, Longacre. Oh, you may have seen me in a snit before, and I admit I’ve had my panties in a bunch more than once over your pranks, but this is an honest-to-gosh fit. A fit. Of. Pique.”
“What seems to be the problem, Sir?”
“You’ve billed more than 40 hours this week to International Allied Conglomerates.”
“Yes, and?”
“Never mind the fact that it’s only Tuesday morning. Your hours are billed to ‘Posting Forum Questions.’”
“Again I’m forced to ask: ‘And?’ Those questions don’t just write themselves, you know.”
The Man’s neck bulged at the tightly buttoned collar and his face, already blazing Mint red, went a deeper shade of crimson with tones of lavender and russet.
“If you don’t mind, Sir,” Longacre interrupted, “I’ve got a ten o’clock with my cigar-shopping assistant. Can we reconvene at. . .” He checked his hand-burnished Movado. “Say, three o’clock tomorrow afternoon?”
"Don't you dare breeze out of this office in a swirl of smoking jacket and aromatic French pipe tobacco, Longacre --- not this time!"
"I'm sorry, Sir, I really have to get to this meeting." He stood up and snapped the locks on his satchel. "I'm fresh out of hand-rolled Dominican panatelas, and I've got guests coming in this weekend. Call my secretary at noon and see if she can fit you in for martinis at the club tonight. I do want to continue this conversation."
And then, as elusive as a 1909-S V.D.B., he was gone. >>
Didn't wanna get me no trade
Never want to be like papa
Working for the boss every night and day
--"Happy", by the Rolling Stones (1972)
LOL! "Guccci, with three c's," as a friend of mine puts it.
Dentuck,
You are rapidly turning into my favorite author! You know him so well!
stuck with Yaha and the Bear.
What a trio indeed.
Camelot
When you hear, "You're fired!"
<< <i>Longacre, I am afraid that you are now
stuck with Yaha and the Bear.
What a trio indeed.
Follow the bouncing ball song below..
Your my friend, he's my friend, their my friends, we my friends.. Friends, friends, one, two, three, we shall all be friends indeed..
BTW: Thanks Bear for the Honey smoked Salmon.. It was fresh and very sweet and tasty..
<< <i>You know you're spending too much time on this forum when...... >>
You sit here, reading the "You know you're spending too much time on this forum" thread hour after hour, clicking the refresh icon over and over, in order to be the first to read the next frivolous response to the proposed, supercilious question.
- Jim
your head will swell up and explode.
Camelot