Today is Emmitt Smith's 40th birthday

lawnmowerman · May 15, 2009 9:26AM

Everyone please get on one knee and beat your chest 40 times in honor of the king

Thanks

emmittsmithroast

justmichael · May 15, 2009 9:29AM

I am sure he really likes the naked photos of yourself on the riding mower you send every year.

lawnmowerman · May 15, 2009 9:30AM

<< I am sure he really likes the naked photos of yourself on the riding mower you send every year. >>

He does. I even sent him some turf used auto'd versions

justmichael · May 15, 2009 9:32AM

You are the man Matt.lol
Mike

perkdog · May 15, 2009 9:46AM

Happy Birthday Emmitt!

AND..............

HI MATT

lsutigers1973 · May 15, 2009 9:47AM

Birthday dance!!

ploobims · May 15, 2009 9:48AM

Done-the Emmitt Smurf is only 40?

ploobims · May 15, 2009 9:56AM

Yes-shake your bootie- in celebration of emmitt turning 4 today and dancing so good

I think i should have went with the girls above though as 1st choice

There was a thread somewhere with alot of funny emmitt pics on it,with long blonde hair, a fro, but i cant find it

lsutigers1973 · May 15, 2009 10:32AM

The new guy is an avatar thief.

nightcrawler · May 15, 2009 10:38AM

<< The new guy is an avatar thief. >>

Ha, I think Matt paid him to use it.

lawnmowerman · May 15, 2009 10:39AM

Nice avatar Mr ploobims

ploobims · May 15, 2009 10:40AM

sorry lsu-it just looked funny, id rather have the one with blonde hair of him

nightcrawler · May 15, 2009 10:40AM

Bill you hit 7000, I can't believe you don't shut up???.

jcdcubs · May 15, 2009 11:15AM

He still use Just For Men for Mustache & Beard.

ploobims · May 15, 2009 11:53AM

I tried for the emmitt with blonde hair, but the link vanished on me, my connection is too slow

BPorter26 · May 15, 2009 12:06PM

Happy B-Day Emmitt. Wow he seems much older

gemint · May 15, 2009 12:39PM

'40' is Emmitt's "rice of passage"

jcdcubs · May 15, 2009 12:58PM

If he don't use Just For Men for Mustache & Beard.

Then he look like 50 years old.

calaban7 · May 15, 2009 1:22PM

Who in the hell is this clown ? I remember hearing about his being on the Bravo channel in some series , Dancing with the Boys . I'm not saying its wrong to dance with boys , but why celebrate it . To each his own . Pretty soon he will be pitching lifeboy soap .

Oh life in amerika , its just gets better everyday .

Thanks Matt for bringing this #@$$ to our attention.

TheTalkingWalnut · May 15, 2009 1:27PM

It's George Brett's birthday too. #56 for ol Georgie, my favorite player as a kid.

heritage · May 15, 2009 1:31PM

George Brett is 56 ? Holy cow I'm getting old.

lawnmowerman · May 15, 2009 1:38PM

<< I tried for the emmitt with blonde hair, but the link vanished on me, my connection is too slow

>>

Here ya go man:

dfr52 · May 15, 2009 1:53PM

40 years ago today the greatest running back ever entered the world. We salute you, Mr. Smith.

IchiroDeported · May 15, 2009 2:18PM

ploobims · May 15, 2009 2:50PM

Happy B-day Emmitt

greencrow · May 17, 2009 4:18PM

Happy Birthday to the baseball player with the coolest nickname on the 17th. Cool Papa Bell. Happy 106th Birthday.

Tabe · May 17, 2009 5:19PM

My favorite Emmitt Smith story:

Friend of mine was an assistant manager at Foot Locker in Phoenix one year when the Super Bowl was there and the Cowboys were in it. Emmitt comes into the store and begins asking for a bunch of free stuff. The manager turns him down, basically telling him "Dude, you get all this stuff for free already anyway." Emmitt buys a bunch of stuff anyway. After paying, he proceeds to take off his shirt right in the middle of the store and change clothes right there. The Foot Locker guys were more than happy to see him go.

Tabe

CrimsonTider · May 17, 2009 10:52PM

My only question is "Will it be Ryan Seacrest or Perez Hilton jumping out of the birthday cake?"

itzagoner · May 17, 2009 11:48PM

<< It's George Brett's birthday too. #56 for ol Georgie, my favorite player as a kid. >>

that's kinda creepy.....did Georgie know you were stalking his Little League games?

stown · May 18, 2009 12:24AM

<< It's George Brett's birthday too. #56 for ol Georgie, my favorite player as a kid. >>

Me too!

In order to prevent this conflict going forward, I hereby declare that Emmitt's birthday shall be pushed back one day. Brett was obviously a better athlete, therefore, should not be required to share his special day with an inferior player, especially one that wears a pink tutu.

itzagoner · May 18, 2009 12:28AM

Georgie wore pastels, stown.

stown · May 18, 2009 12:31AM

<< Georgie wore pastels, stown.

>>

It was the 80s and for whatever reason, was cool back then.

rbdjr1 · May 18, 2009 12:42AM

Happy birthday Matt!

rd

edit: I meant happy birthday Emmitt!

nightcrawler · May 18, 2009 2:13AM

Happy Birthday Emmitt.

FavreFan1971 · May 18, 2009 4:44AM

Really, it is George's Brett's B-day. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today is Emmitt Smith's 40th birthday

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