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A song for Carolj

itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
in Trading Cards & Memorabilia Forum
with tongue planted firmly in cheek......to be sung to music from the Foreigner classic "Headknocker". image

She minds an entertaining zoo
Talks with the group
Swears that they all are half-bred
She's deleting all the stalkers

A real threadlocker
Dont piss off this lady again
cause if she catches you stressin'
She's gonna teach you a lesson
Dont let me say it again

Threadlocker, threadlocker
Comin' on strong, a real showstopper
Threadlocker

She don't like the fights, oh but boy does she love to slay
Ooh, threadlocker, threadlocker
Ooh, threadlocker

She's got this dumb gender crap
That we play behind her back
And she sings out "Why Joey, why?!"
Shes a cybernetic mauler
A barroom brawler
I think shes gonna downgrade your 9's
If that dont teach you a lesson
Might show you the door, I'm guessin'
Dont let me say it again

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  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    : standing freakin ovation :

    Does that mean one shouldn't boast about being sexist pig?!?!

    Hi Carol

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    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • SportsModerator2SportsModerator2 Posts: 1,736 mod
    imageimage


    Hi stown

  • 1989FleerBillRipkencollector1989FleerBillRipkencollector Posts: 4,590
    I like songs. Heard Carol was singing this one image


    To the beat of Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby



    Yo PSA.. let's kick it


    All right stop. Complaing about subs and listen
    Carol is back to stop your..... female dog -ing
    Holding onto grades so tightly
    Checking if they poped daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop yo I don't know
    If I lock the thread, then you'll know
    To the extreme I rock the board like a vandal
    Light up a thread and on it I have a handle
    Love it or leave it is all I gotta say
    You better hit bull's eye the girl don't play
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the rest of life until the graders pop it


    Now that the party is jumping
    With the attention on me and my fist is pumpin'
    Quick to slab a card to pop a sub you faking?
    Quality takes time, this isnt GEM slabs were making
    Burning them, if you ain't accurate and honest
    Cuz we do all that and that's why were the best


    Complaining about your 5.0
    With your surface wrinkle, you say you didn't know?
    Other grading companies on standby, waiting just to trim that 5.
    Get a loupe and there will be no surprise.
    Kept on subbing until the next pop
    Knowing we make you the most and we wont stop


    Message boards everywhere the net's packed
    Just gotta know when the jackers jack
    Police on the scene you know what I mean
    They pass 'em up looking for non cardboards schemes
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while Joe revolves it


    Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
    PSA's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
    My town that created all the slabbing sound
    Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
    'Cause my slabs withstand a chemical spill
    Beauty and class you can vision and feel
    Constructed and formed
    This is a hell of a concept
    We make it hype and you want to step with this
    Have a nice weekend, dont mean to dis



    Yo man let's get out of here
    Word to your mother (or to those select few who feel women are not ones to be "worded".... Word to your father.
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  • itzagoneritzagoner Posts: 8,753 ✭✭
    Ripkencollector dat's da way we do it! image
  • SportsModerator2SportsModerator2 Posts: 1,736 mod
    You guys are pretty good. I'll see if I can talk Joe into letting you perform at the Set Registry lunch at the National.

  • BunchOBullBunchOBull Posts: 6,188 ✭✭✭
    You should talk Joe into bucking the system and slabbing 1990 Topps Blackless Errors before they're listed in the Standard Catalog!
    Collector of most things Frank Thomas. www.BigHurtHOF.com
  • SportsModerator2SportsModerator2 Posts: 1,736 mod
    I wouldn't want to have all the fun. YOu can talk him in to that.

  • initialDinitialD Posts: 1,624 ✭✭✭
    Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!!!
  • DboneesqDboneesq Posts: 18,219 ✭✭
    DAMN you guys are good.

    Carol ... if they perform at the National you MUST video it and post the video HERE!
    STAY HEALTHY!

    Doug

    Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.
  • jeffcbayjeffcbay Posts: 8,951 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>I like songs. Heard Carol was singing this one image


    To the beat of Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby



    Yo PSA.. let's kick it



    Yo man let's get out of here
    Word to your mother (or to those select few who feel women are not ones to be "worded".... Word to your father. >>



    Post of the month, and it's only May 1st! image
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