A song for Carolj

itzagoner

with tongue planted firmly in cheek......to be sung to music from the Foreigner classic "Headknocker".

She minds an entertaining zoo
Talks with the group
Swears that they all are half-bred
She's deleting all the stalkers

A real threadlocker
Dont piss off this lady again
cause if she catches you stressin'
She's gonna teach you a lesson
Dont let me say it again

Threadlocker, threadlocker
Comin' on strong, a real showstopper
Threadlocker

She don't like the fights, oh but boy does she love to slay
Ooh, threadlocker, threadlocker
Ooh, threadlocker

She's got this dumb gender crap
That we play behind her back
And she sings out "Why Joey, why?!"
Shes a cybernetic mauler
A barroom brawler
I think shes gonna downgrade your 9's
If that dont teach you a lesson
Might show you the door, I'm guessin'
Dont let me say it again

stown

: standing freakin ovation :

Does that mean one shouldn't boast about being sexist pig?!?!

Hi Carol

SportsModerator2

Hi stown

1989FleerBillRipkencollector

I like songs. Heard Carol was singing this one


To the beat of Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby



Yo PSA.. let's kick it


All right stop. Complaing about subs and listen
Carol is back to stop your..... female dog -ing
Holding onto grades so tightly
Checking if they poped daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
If I lock the thread, then you'll know
To the extreme I rock the board like a vandal
Light up a thread and on it I have a handle
Love it or leave it is all I gotta say
You better hit bull's eye the girl don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the rest of life until the graders pop it


Now that the party is jumping
With the attention on me and my fist is pumpin'
Quick to slab a card to pop a sub you faking?
Quality takes time, this isnt GEM slabs were making
Burning them, if you ain't accurate and honest
Cuz we do all that and that's why were the best


Complaining about your 5.0
With your surface wrinkle, you say you didn't know?
Other grading companies on standby, waiting just to trim that 5.
Get a loupe and there will be no surprise.
Kept on subbing until the next pop
Knowing we make you the most and we wont stop


Message boards everywhere the net's packed
Just gotta know when the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They pass 'em up looking for non cardboards schemes
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while Joe revolves it


Take heed 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
PSA's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the slabbing sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my slabs withstand a chemical spill
Beauty and class you can vision and feel
Constructed and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Have a nice weekend, dont mean to dis



Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother (or to those select few who feel women are not ones to be "worded".... Word to your father.

itzagoner

Ripkencollector dat's da way we do it!

SportsModerator2

You guys are pretty good. I'll see if I can talk Joe into letting you perform at the Set Registry lunch at the National.

BunchOBull

You should talk Joe into bucking the system and slabbing 1990 Topps Blackless Errors before they're listed in the Standard Catalog!

SportsModerator2

I wouldn't want to have all the fun. YOu can talk him in to that.

initialD

Go Ninja Go Ninja GO!!!

Dboneesq

DAMN you guys are good.

Carol ... if they perform at the National you MUST video it and post the video HERE!

jeffcbay

<< <i>I like songs. Heard Carol was singing this one


To the beat of Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby



Yo PSA.. let's kick it



Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother (or to those select few who feel women are not ones to be "worded".... Word to your father. >>



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