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I got bit by a mole yesterday... a cat was trying to get something (thought it was a grasshopper in the weeds). I grabbed it... it was a big *ss mole... he crunched my finger, so I stepped on his head and the cat had lunch.

Clue.. post edit to prevent confusion when reading.

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    Rube?
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    storm888storm888 Posts: 11,701 ✭✭✭


    Moles sometimes can be carriers of rabies. Rabies, a virus, progressively paralyzes and can kill any mammal, including humans. Rabies is generally contracted through contact with an infected mole through biting. Though humans should avoid contact with any mole, if a mole seems especially fearless around humans, it could be infected. Call United Wildlife mole control immediately for professional mole removal.
    Folks Who Bite Get Bitten. Folks Who Don't Bite Get Eaten.
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    yankeeno7yankeeno7 Posts: 9,258 ✭✭✭
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    Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole!
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    jeffcbayjeffcbay Posts: 8,961 ✭✭✭✭
    Holy Moley!
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    StingrayStingray Posts: 8,843 ✭✭✭
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    SDSportsFanSDSportsFan Posts: 5,246 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Steve
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    RipublicaninMassRipublicaninMass Posts: 10,051 ✭✭✭
    You and you Moley-er than thou attitude
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    lawnmowermanlawnmowerman Posts: 19,477 ✭✭✭✭


    << <i>Clue.. post edit to prevent confusion when reading. >>




    Apparently, you missed the title.



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    TreetopTreetop Posts: 1,474 ✭
    Crab le Blew! was the mole from Morocco ???
    Link to my current Ebay auctions

    "If I ever decided to do a book, I've already got the title-The Bases Were Loaded and So Was I"-Jim Fregosi
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    PoppaJPoppaJ Posts: 2,818 ✭
    There are three moles in a little mole hole. The first mole sticks his head through the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum, I smell clover!"

    The second mole sticks her head through the mole hole, sniffs the air and says "Yummy! I smell honeysuckle."

    The third mole tries to stick his head through the mole hole but can't because the other two are blocking the hole. This one says "Yuck, I smell molasses!"

    PoppaJ
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