Emmit Smith Punches a Man and Rams Him With His Truck

Blackborder · September 19, 2008 1:14PM

He must still be bitter about the divorce.

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123Slider · September 19, 2008 1:26PM

Had me for a minute

lawnmowerman · September 19, 2008 1:42PM

TNTonPMS · September 19, 2008 3:10PM

Gary Coleman is such an ugly little loser that is searching for a way to get back into the limelight .

It is amazing how ugly he got . . . .

I could have never imagined it . . .Never .

tarheelsnipe · September 19, 2008 7:55PM

Whatchoo talkin' bout, Emmit?

1960toppsguy · September 19, 2008 11:43PM

looks the same as any person would thirty years older, you were likely a cute kid but what do you look like today?

mickeymantle24 · September 19, 2008 11:46PM

stevek · September 19, 2008 11:49PM

I read where they did a DNA test - Gary Coleman and Emmitt Smith are the same person, and the real proof of that is they have never been seen together at the same time.

nightcrawler · September 20, 2008 12:24AM

So the guys knee injury is most likely a result of the "punch" I'm thinkin.

rube26105 · September 20, 2008 6:23AM

he could bag tag ya real good,gotta watch them midgets

lawnmowerman · September 20, 2008 7:05AM

Was the guy an Eagle fan? If so, I feel he is totally justified in what he did

Blackborder · September 20, 2008 7:15AM

Emmit was wearing his cherished Cardinals jersey at the time and understandably didn't want his picture taken.

TNTonPMS · September 20, 2008 10:39AM

"looks the same as any person would thirty years older, you were likely a cute kid but what do you look like today? "

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I certainly didn't get ugly , older yes , not ugly .
As a matter of fact I saw a guy the other day I haven't seen in 15 years and he says . . .

" Damn man , time has been really good to you , you look exactly as you did the last time I saw you "

I just never expected Gary Coleman to look ugly and he's mean too , I never expected Gary Coleman to be mean.

As for me , I guess I'll always be drop dead gorgeous because I don't have the ugly gene

rube26105 · September 20, 2008 1:46PM

at least he aint big, so you could just squash him lol-like that big wresting dude as big as a truck-mark henry-pick him up and throw him like a javelin

lawnmowermanswife · September 20, 2008 10:27PM

<< <i>As for me , I guess I'll always be drop dead gorgeous because I don't have the ugly gene >>

That made me laugh for realz!

And Gary Coleman is freaky looking. I don't think people get uglier as they age. Most of us change a little, like gain weight or lose hair but don't turn from good looking to ugly LOL.

SoFLPhillyFan · September 20, 2008 11:09PM

Emmitt is the best broadcaster since Pat Summerall -

"Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage."

"The way you perform make them feel about you different."

"This will get you completely blowed out."

"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard."

"The strength of the Patriots, their offense, got... DEBACLED."

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Emmit Smith Punches a Man and Rams Him With His Truck

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