Emmit Smith Punches a Man and Rams Him With His Truck

Blackborder

He must still be bitter about the divorce.

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Had me for a minute

lawnmowerman

TNTonPMS

Gary Coleman is such an ugly little loser that is searching for a way to get back into the limelight .

It is amazing how ugly he got . . . .

I could have never imagined it . . .Never .

tarheelsnipe

Whatchoo talkin' bout, Emmit?

1960toppsguy

looks the same as any person would thirty years older, you were likely a cute kid but what do you look like today?

mickeymantle24

stevek

I read where they did a DNA test - Gary Coleman and Emmitt Smith are the same person, and the real proof of that is they have never been seen together at the same time.

nightcrawler

So the guys knee injury is most likely a result of the "punch" I'm thinkin.

rube26105

he could bag tag ya real good,gotta watch them midgets

lawnmowerman

Was the guy an Eagle fan? If so, I feel he is totally justified in what he did

Blackborder

Emmit was wearing his cherished Cardinals jersey at the time and understandably didn't want his picture taken.

TNTonPMS

"looks the same as any person would thirty years older, you were likely a cute kid but what do you look like today? "

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I certainly didn't get ugly , older yes , not ugly .
As a matter of fact I saw a guy the other day I haven't seen in 15 years and he says . . .

" Damn man , time has been really good to you , you look exactly as you did the last time I saw you "

I just never expected Gary Coleman to look ugly and he's mean too , I never expected Gary Coleman to be mean.

As for me , I guess I'll always be drop dead gorgeous because I don't have the ugly gene

rube26105

at least he aint big, so you could just squash him lol-like that big wresting dude as big as a truck-mark henry-pick him up and throw him like a javelin

lawnmowermanswife

<< <i>As for me , I guess I'll always be drop dead gorgeous because I don't have the ugly gene >>



That made me laugh for realz!

And Gary Coleman is freaky looking. I don't think people get uglier as they age. Most of us change a little, like gain weight or lose hair but don't turn from good looking to ugly LOL.

SoFLPhillyFan

Emmitt is the best broadcaster since Pat Summerall -

"Eli Manning has been given the rice of passage."

"The way you perform make them feel about you different."

"This will get you completely blowed out."

"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard."

"The strength of the Patriots, their offense, got... DEBACLED."


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