Top Quotes that were Never Spoken at the 2008 Summer Olympics ....
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Top Quotes that were Never Spoken at the 2008 Olympics
Here are the top 9 comments that were not made by NBC sports commentators during the 2008 Summer Olympics:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian D*cks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven D*cks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
PoppaJ
Here are the top 9 comments that were not made by NBC sports commentators during the 2008 Summer Olympics:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian D*cks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven D*cks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
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...but I did here this gem during the male synchronized diving. The male commentator asked the expert female commentator why the divers went into a shower after their dives.
"The lady announcer actually answered the question about showering with this gem "The pool water is cold, so they take a shower to warm up, stay loose, and have fun."
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<< <i>Paul Hamm did not compete in or commentate at the '08 Olympics. >>
These quotes were circulated in 2004 and are, IMHO, likely fake:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp
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<< <i>Paul Hamm did not compete in or commentate at the '08 Olympics. >>
There.... it's fixed!
Now everyone can get some sleep tonight!
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