Post here if you have any ideas for Matt's 10K title

lawnmowermanswife · August 31, 2008 10:56PM

He reached the 10,000 posts last week. Post here if you have any ideas.

zep33 · August 31, 2008 10:58PM

Lawn Mower Man

cohocorp · August 31, 2008 11:00PM

the grass kingpin.

lawnmowerman · August 31, 2008 11:01PM

Captain Cornhole

nam812 · August 31, 2008 11:13PM

I Mow, Therefore I am

I Heart Emmitt

Tonya's Lover

Tonya's Inadequate Lover

lawnmowerman · August 31, 2008 11:23PM

<< 

Tonya's Inadequate Lover >>

lol

Sounds like a bad country song.

DavidPuddy · August 31, 2008 11:24PM

<< Tonya's Inadequate Lover >>

Nice one..

How about "Cowboys lose to the Browns 31-27" or

"Emmitt Smith has been banned from football for life today after an FBI gambling sting finds that he shaved points in more than two dozen NFL games"
Or, is that too long?

lawnmowerman · August 31, 2008 11:26PM

<< is that too long? >>

I say that alot. Kinda an overused term around here

julen23 · August 31, 2008 11:34PM

crab grass

nam812 · August 31, 2008 11:34PM

<< 

<< is that too long? >>

I say that alot. Kinda an overused term around here >>

Yes, when Tonya says "I'm ready again Matt", and you say "Well I need at least 2 hours, is that too long?"

lsutigers1973 · August 31, 2008 11:56PM

Brokeback Mountain
The Emmitt Guy
Grass Guru
lsutigers1973's wife is hotter than mine
Oppossum Prince
Gary

These are just a few suggestions using past posts on this board. Glad I could be of assistance and did I win yet?

ping4u43 · September 1, 2008 12:09AM

Buckwheat

CDsNuts · September 1, 2008 12:12AM

I would go with "nam812 is a putz"

mkg809 · September 1, 2008 12:16AM

bush-trimmer

WinPitcher · September 1, 2008 12:26AM

How about "choose your title"

Works for me and Stone.

Steve

julen23 · September 1, 2008 12:53AM

gr-ass man

j

itzagoner · September 1, 2008 1:10AM

Ask Me About Mulch!

Goot · September 1, 2008 1:13AM

Emmitt's B****

Ironmanfan · September 1, 2008 1:24AM

Gio

BobaFett72 · September 1, 2008 1:25AM

grASS master

css23 · September 1, 2008 1:26AM

Counting yards, Yeah.

yankeeno7 · September 1, 2008 2:59AM

Seemann lover

BunchOBull · September 1, 2008 3:00AM

I like:

"Sultan of Sod"

storm888 · September 1, 2008 3:08AM

lawnmowermanswifeshusband

Blackborder · September 1, 2008 3:10AM

ColemansCrush

Catching22

icantbelievemywifeletmwwallpaperthebedroomwithemmittsmithwallpaper

artificialturfmowerman

yankeeno7 · September 1, 2008 3:12AM

Bush Beater

yankeeno7 · September 1, 2008 3:14AM

EmmittsNutz or maybe EmmittsstinkyNutz

Stone193 · September 1, 2008 5:22AM

I'm with Steve - have not thought of anything appropriate.

I'll have to give this some thought.

mike

HobbyKings · September 1, 2008 5:41AM

Since your probably going to have your kids here with the user name "lawnmowermansson" and so on, you might as well name your title "The Lawnmower Family"

HK

magellan · September 1, 2008 6:36AM

I came, I read, I posted (a lot)

yankeeno7 · September 1, 2008 6:40AM

I want to make sweet love to Emmitt

lsutigers1973 · September 1, 2008 6:43AM

<< I'm with Steve - have not thought of anything appropriate. >>

Your sig line is so appropriate, no one will notice your title. Now, just find the bottom half of that pic.